Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What if it's acidental catfishing? Megatron is setting up a meeting with a new recruit (totally not a date) thinking he's getting a big bulky seeker only to find out that seeker is now a twink with louboutins. 110
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How would Endometriosis even work for cybertronians? Would it be like the gestation chamber's nanites etc just doesn't seem to realize it's only supposed to work with the forge and not the other organs and cables? I wonder how that would effect the T-cog 🤔 100
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026No you didn't. You're alright. 101
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Which is valid. I was mostly making a joke. But I have seen you're work and I find it great. 010
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You're right. They don't. Tho technically they dont have sexes like most animals do. But that just means multiple ways one can interpret them. To each their own. 200
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Damn. Primus must hate his ass then. 100
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Another thing megatron took from him in this forsaken war 300
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bro thought the closet was rhe smartest idea. What a moron. 000
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Starscream fucking with megatron who is trying to get bitches on omegle is so funny 😭 110
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I like to imagine he picks him and and puts star into his cockpit as a timeout room 231
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Im crying cause knockout's valve looks like it's got a smug face 😭 000
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 08/08/2026As if starscream wouldn't be the hot barista that is seceonds away from throwing your order in your face cause he hates the stupid customers 020
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026He saw screamer's cloaca and went "would" 010
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026They cuck screamer for a while at first and then only then do they let him have a turn lmao 120
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026So what im hearing is shoot their wings, heels or boobs and you get a downed flight frame. 010
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026As if starscream doesn't have a "polish for an hour then run" technique 000
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Trypticon may be dead but he wont let people use his corpse without compensation lmao. Pay up. 011
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 23/07/2026He'll have three if he keeps that gag up 020
Reposted by Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞common-or-garden Mads 🦆 @madmacsfuryroad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026part of the beauty is that it's a sliding scale of 'scheming vizier' and 'court jester' from adaptation to adaptation, so whichever point on the scale is most relatable, there's a Starscream on it to suit your needs 021
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Starscream has an unhealthy attachment. Trauma bonding fr😭 someone save him he wont save himself at this point 110
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Fan eggs can be eaten as horifying a thought 110
Reposted by Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞Krayzay @krayzay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Ratchet doodles #transformers 323456
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Starscream funding his time in the arena to support his favorite top lmao 050
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 11/07/2026See, he didn't sleep TO the top. He slept AT the top. 110
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Love how this sounds luke screamer never gets to top so he takes it like he takes anything when given the chance lmao 030
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Swerve would wear it, think it just looks cool, and then be disappointed as he's made to take it off for what it implies. 000
Reposted by Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞Lintu 🦜 @lintufriikki.bsky.social · 03/07/2026pastel seekers all together 💖💙💜 🦜 #art #lintuart #transformers #maccadam #starscream #thundercracker #skywarp 9371136
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 01/07/2026He gets up and his knees creak. 110
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Sounds like smth tc would write when mad at starscream lmao 010
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 29/06/2026It's called a cockpit for a reason 120
Reposted by Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞Francy-pink-Sylveon 🌸🌸 @francysylveonlove.bsky.social · 28/06/2026my fourth #VGenComm for Spidey_Lilyh ❤️❤️ their oc : Synapse ✨ #Transformers #maccadam #transformersoc #tfaoc 1112
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Sometimes it feels like this 051
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Damn megs looks like he's in heaven lmao 010
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I saw one that was Singularis Prime 010
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 25/06/2026In the fic megs also secretly found it really hot 100
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Sad but also funny. Thinking like: Oc: why cant I carry? Is my frame worn out? Is smth wrong with me? Body: sire protocols online, please try to gestate some other time XD 110
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Both are needles stabing the skin tho regardless 000
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I guess Astro got TWO subspaces 010
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This is what skywarp and starscream see seconds before disaster meeting their new roommate 220
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The true reason he bullies femmes in every continuity 000
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Or attach a fake one instead of using her own for the appeal 010
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Starscream mocks his height so bee learns how to put him to his knees 010
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Im also imagining starscream trying to be the bottom as a show of trust only for it to end with Optimus on his back praising him for being a good boy as he thrusts all pathetically anyways cause Optimus loves his seeker that much lmao. 010
Unicron's Suspicious Closet🔞 @unicronstoybox.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Shockwave clearly doesn't understand the concept of bdsm. Or things like strength play or cnc. Like starscream would say anything to him tho cause he just feels offended by the mear AUDACITY shockwave has here. 😂 010