🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So how’s your thursday going what’d ya have for dinner? 431
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I just took an edible and listened to the entirety of Pink Floyd’s The Wall while playing a video game. I think I unlocked some kind of basic stoner achievement. 0122
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I can’t believe kink of being attracted to villain characters is like considered almost like… problematic(???) nowadays? seeing comments “ew who would like [villain] he’s such an asshole, he [list of all the reasons he’s the badguy in the story]” and it’s like… yes? he’s a fictional evil guy??? 280
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My school term’s up, be ready for hornyposting. (Might also open for commissions!) 071
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 13/08/2026we need to start a new internet except it's not on computers 061
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026beating a dead horse here but AI has taken all the joy out of programming... it's pretty disheartening 1151
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Well at least AI will never replace how good I can suck dick!! 1110
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My kneejerk reaction is always, "how are ppl so incompetent at their jobs in this market" then I remember that when people get laid off and the ones who keep their jobs get more responsibilities the instructors at my college don't even have teaching assistants 041
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 29/07/2026hi let me just vent for sec but WHyyYyy out of all my classmates do I have to always be the one who emails the prof about shit hrrrngghhh these ppl have no free will i stg 140
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I don't want this to become a vent account but this shit is so demoralizing =_= 2132
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026this is for a minimum wage co-op position 8124
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 26/07/2026hornydoodle~ Maybe in a few weeks I can finish? 1265
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I know “pussy” is crude slang and not really a proper term, but we gotta face it, “vagina” (the word) has terrible mouthfeel! And I don’t like how it sounds! 1130
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 21/07/2026are people still horny now or we all just too tired 590
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I don’t like the naked dreams… I suddenly notice my shirt is off and my boobs are out but no one is saying anything but still looking away and acting like I did it on purpose (and of course there are some ppl staring and being creepy) and I’m desperately searching for a way to cover up… i hate it 161
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I should make a borsoi fursona! Brain: No you cannot, they're too beautiful. ...wtf? 160
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I do feel like drawring some sexy art but we’ll just see… 🤔 151
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 29/06/2026It’s weird cause even though I’m like 70lbs overweight, my fat still has like ab outline/definition, or at least what looks like it? So it kind of looks like they’ve been coated with something puffy, like tempura abs. 170
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Most heartbreaking part about not being a homeowner is I can’t have my own stripper pole. 0120
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Thinkin bout chocolate covered double stuffed oreos. 061
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Sometimes I want to see what would happen if I took a bunch of edibles before bed, see if I have some crazy dreams. Buyuuut it seems like a real bad idea. 😅 031
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Thinking lots about black tights and how hot they are. My legs bruise easy for some reason so I’m self conscious to go out in bare legs and black stockings make me feel so sexy and sophisticated~ 🖤media.tenor.coma woman in tights is holding a green basketALT: a woman in tights is holding a green basket 1100
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Can’t get the thought out of my head, the way men go weak when I suck them~ 🖤 It’s so sexy, just makes me want to keep going~ 🖤 080
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I wish I could post gifs on bluessky so i could post that gif of Stallone eating pizza with scissors 120
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 27/05/2025My hot take is that being attracted to Link makes you bisexual regardless of your gender or orientation 0142
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 05/05/2025why don’t more people follow me, im great 190
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 04/05/2025The fact that I don’t own a pair of thigh boots is fucked up fr 171
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Do you remember when you were a sperm? Imagine…. 230
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I remember my dreams almost every night and gradually my memory has filled with places I revisit in dreams, that seem almost the same as memories of real places. Those dream places become oddly meaningful, little snippets of childhood memories, a patchwork of mystery and nostalgia. 260
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Ugh… that creepy, slimy anxious feeling that’s making it hard to get anything done 020
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 17/04/2025School's almost done so I'll be opening up for sexy commissions again soon~ 0112
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Cannabinoid~ 🎵Doo doo doo doo doo🎵media.tenor.comtwo pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open .ALT: two pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open . 050
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 14/04/2025stupid group projects diluting my near perfect grades ggrgrhjg 😤 140
Reposted by 🔞Naughty Unicorn♡ Tiggy ♡ @ ACFI @tiggybloom.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Morning Peaches 🍑✨ 211938353
🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Every time i hear someone say “the math isn’t mathing” I want to bite down on a brick. 250