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🔞Naughty Unicorn

@unicornafterdark.bsky.social
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43-year-old school girl 🖤 cis | pan | she/her 🖤 compsci student 🖤 milf-in-training 🖤 Draws naked animal people and occasionally offers commissions~ (@winemomicorn is me but I can’t sign in, follow me here instead)

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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So how’s your thursday going what’d ya have for dinner?
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just took an edible and listened to the entirety of Pink Floyd’s The Wall while playing a video game. I think I unlocked some kind of basic stoner achievement.
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
:3❤️?
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wanna be horny on the internet
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I can’t believe kink of being attracted to villain characters is like considered almost like… problematic(???) nowadays? seeing comments “ew who would like [villain] he’s such an asshole, he [list of all the reasons he’s the badguy in the story]” and it’s like… yes? he’s a fictional evil guy???
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My school term’s up, be ready for hornyposting. (Might also open for commissions!)
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
we need to start a new internet except it's not on computers
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
beating a dead horse here but AI has taken all the joy out of programming... it's pretty disheartening
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well at least AI will never replace how good I can suck dick!!
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My kneejerk reaction is always, "how are ppl so incompetent at their jobs in this market" then I remember that when people get laid off and the ones who keep their jobs get more responsibilities the instructors at my college don't even have teaching assistants
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
hi let me just vent for sec but WHyyYyy out of all my classmates do I have to always be the one who emails the prof about shit hrrrngghhh these ppl have no free will i stg
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don't want this to become a vent account but this shit is so demoralizing =_=
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
this is for a minimum wage co-op position
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
me rn
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
hornydoodle~ Maybe in a few weeks I can finish?
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I know “pussy” is crude slang and not really a proper term, but we gotta face it, “vagina” (the word) has terrible mouthfeel! And I don’t like how it sounds!
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
are people still horny now or we all just too tired
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I don’t like the naked dreams… I suddenly notice my shirt is off and my boobs are out but no one is saying anything but still looking away and acting like I did it on purpose (and of course there are some ppl staring and being creepy) and I’m desperately searching for a way to cover up… i hate it
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I should make a borsoi fursona! Brain: No you cannot, they're too beautiful. ...wtf?
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A doodle to shake the dust off
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
but blow is the opposite of suck…
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I do feel like drawring some sexy art but we’ll just see… 🤔
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It’s weird cause even though I’m like 70lbs overweight, my fat still has like ab outline/definition, or at least what looks like it? So it kind of looks like they’ve been coated with something puffy, like tempura abs.
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Most heartbreaking part about not being a homeowner is I can’t have my own stripper pole.
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Feeling existential and horny.
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Thinkin bout chocolate covered double stuffed oreos.
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sometimes I want to see what would happen if I took a bunch of edibles before bed, see if I have some crazy dreams. Buyuuut it seems like a real bad idea. 😅
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
boo b
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Thinking lots about black tights and how hot they are. My legs bruise easy for some reason so I’m self conscious to go out in bare legs and black stockings make me feel so sexy and sophisticated~ 🖤
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Can’t get the thought out of my head, the way men go weak when I suck them~ 🖤 It’s so sexy, just makes me want to keep going~ 🖤
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I wish I could post gifs on bluessky so i could post that gif of Stallone eating pizza with scissors
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Pink hair anthro unicorn in double-striped black thigh socks
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I can’t sleep but I CAN fart.
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
My hot take is that being attracted to Link makes you bisexual regardless of your gender or orientation
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
sex
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
how do i be more fabulous
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
why don’t more people follow me, im great
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The fact that I don’t own a pair of thigh boots is fucked up fr
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Room Temperature Steve Austin
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Do you remember when you were a sperm? Imagine….
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
👀
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I remember my dreams almost every night and gradually my memory has filled with places I revisit in dreams, that seem almost the same as memories of real places. Those dream places become oddly meaningful, little snippets of childhood memories, a patchwork of mystery and nostalgia.
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Ugh… that creepy, slimy anxious feeling that’s making it hard to get anything done
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
School's almost done so I'll be opening up for sexy commissions again soon~
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Cannabinoid~ 🎵Doo doo doo doo doo🎵
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
lowest common denominatrix
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
stupid group projects diluting my near perfect grades ggrgrhjg 😤
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♡ Tiggy ♡ @ ACFI @tiggybloom.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Morning Peaches 🍑✨
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🔞Naughty Unicorn @unicornafterdark.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Every time i hear someone say “the math isn’t mathing” I want to bite down on a brick.
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