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That Girl from Unicomm Productions

@unicommproductions.bsky.social
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Your Cruise Director 4 EVR. Lady dead maller since 2018. Proud founding member of the #DMODFam …motorcycle enthusiast and short queen 😂

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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
This is my current hottest take: Claire's is in peril. Sephora and Ulta customers coast-to-coast are complaining about how many preteens now hang out in there. Preteens, for better or worse, are very into cosmetics and skincare right now. 1/
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Two tactics for dealing with aggressive kiosk skincare salespeople: Narrow your eyes, and proclaim "My aesthetician has advised me not to use any products that may interact with her regimen" or "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *run away*
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My fitness plan: hop on the elliptical every morning saying I’m not gonna stop until I look like Mikey Madison. Realistically I make it about 45 minutes but the desire is there.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
My beloved
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I did NOT know this morning when I posted this, that a demolition contract has been awarded for both and they will be coming down soon. The two titans of my childhood mall dreams, gone in one summer...it hurts, but I don't want them standing long enough to become Northridge.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Thinking about these two this morning...
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Show me your getaway vehicle
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
My pledge to you is: If you show up to watch one of my videos, I'm not going to waste one second of the run time complaining about the people who didn't.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Hey guys there’s a lot of new videos premiering tonight from Sal, @yodelingloon.bsky.social and TheMallFox
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salvatoreamadeo @quitestudios.com · 03/08/2025
ExLog 136 is now LIVE for Patrons!! It's literally two ExLogs in one. Springfield Town Center and it's blandness forces me into an existential disaster to go visit and film the Eden Center Mini Mall. Premiere tonight at 8pm. www.youtube.com/sal www.patreon.com/salvatoreama...
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
My week has been spent socializing three pounds of hyperkinetic orange fluff, and working on a new video. We're not QUITE done yet but it's coming next weekend--I really want to give this one the thought and analysis it deserves, and I just keep finding more pieces of the puzzle.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
As soon as I start remembering to read the cooking directions before I throw the box away it’s over for you bitches 🤣
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I wear an Icon Airform and while not high-end it’s a sight better than the Voss and HJC ones I had before now.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Out here in my element (with cameras!)…new stuff soon!
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
*staring down an angry seagull* I evolved to survive on a diet of trash too, you’re not special
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This little guy treated our back door like a drive through for a week before we got so worried about him we brought him inside. He needs a home. He’s very sweet and is about 8 weeks old. If you’re in the KYOWV valley and have a place in your heart and home for this little guy my DM’s are open!
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Sitcoms were right about one thing: when you're a woman and you turn 40, a secret package of Pepperidge Farm cookies materializes in your spice cabinet that you jealously guard.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
PSA: have a light hand with that energy Mio liquid. I think I consumed the equivalent of like 3 cups of coffee. I'm vibrating lmao.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I dip my grilled cheese in ketchup, and I put ketchup on my macaroni and cheese. That's probably the worst thing about me. Now you know my secret. 😂
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I will never not share this when I see it
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
TONIGHT WE PREMIERE. Be there!
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
"The labubu -- no, I will not say it. I will not legitimize this absurdity, not even in mockery. A rabbit in a suit, my god, and they sell for how much? I see, and -- no. No. What in the devil is a lafufu? Am I having some species of stroke?"
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
When People Capitalize Every Letter In Social Media Posts it Makes Their Words Look Like a Fall Out Boy Song Title
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Me: “Sometimes I turn on The Love Boat as background noise when I’m working on something.” My husband: “No, you get ideas for videos when you watch that show, Cruise Director.”
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
What mall could I possibly be talking about? 😘 also excuse my hair I have resigned myself to the idea that it’s just a benevolent creature that does what it wants, and it just lives on my head as a tenant 🤣
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Scenes from a mall trip…
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
youtu.be/Qkq4gx7WUWg?... ICYMI new video is live to watch now!!!
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LEBANON VALLEY MALL - N LEBANON TWP, PA. 90s glam and a great fountain
YouTube video by UniComm Productions
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
We lost something when Jolly Rancher changed the Raspberry from red to blue.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
NEW VIDEO TONIGHT! (and it's a mall!) Not quite sure what time but this evening. Expect to see notifications popping up around 6.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I got the perfect accessory for being a lady at the Sheetz and a freak on the shtreetz
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Ok so did anyone else clock that the Manchild video feels very much like a parody of Lana Del Rey’s Ride video?
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
It's West Virginia Day, so make sure you leave out a can of Skoal and a 2-liter of Mountain Dew or the Mothman won't visit and leave you pepperoni rolls.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7h... Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the pinnacle of camera phone technology: The Trypophobia 5000!
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The Camera That Cost $65million But Was a Total DISASTER
YouTube video by Tom Calton
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
If you haven't seen the new video, go check it out! It is a departure from wall-to-wall-malls, but I promise if you've enjoyed my content in the past, you will love this.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
youtu.be/owh4HJDETdY?... #motosky #dmodfam See what happens when revving engines and niche retail history ephemera collide at 8 pm tonight
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Coming tonight, the pilot edition of MALLS AND MOTORCYCLES…we’re going on a journey. Be sure to hydrate and see you at 8 pm ET tonight…Patreon is watching it now so expect to start seeing notifications around 6 ET. I can’t wait for you to see it.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
A new video will be premiering tomorrow, and a lot went into it. Make sure your notifications are on and hope to see you tomorrow evening around 8. This is a big one.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Now rendering…all roads lead to the mall. More very soon.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
This has such a 90's music video vibe to it. I keep expecting a bunch of zany guys in windbreakers to come careening down this frozen food aisle in slow motion.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Just bring me my blueberry muffin flavored coffee and no one gets hurt
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
The classy places call it the “Petites department”, U-Haul
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It's not every day I get a shot of myself riding in third-person, but my husband came in clutch and I am always thankful for him. #motosky #hondarebel1100 #ladyrider #womanmotorcyclist
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
OK, so I bought an Insta360 x3 about two years ago and have barely used it. I started really seriously trying to learn it last summer and I know it's a hot take but here goes: Insta360 footage looks like shit. 1/
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Hello there!
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Dat Big Boy Booty 🤣🤣🤣
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I am shamefully hooked on Palworld and I am having a little too much fun naming them…
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It finds the mall just fine.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Meet the overlord of my life, Niblet, who is an 18 pound child trapped in a cat’s body and has such terrible separation anxiety he terrorizes my husband every time I leave the house.
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That Girl from Unicomm Productions @unicommproductions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I elected to go with the very best mode of transport today
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