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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey Max, this is unrelated but I took the hardtack meme in a cinematic new direction. I'm not sure what possessed me to make it... but I hope it gets a laugh, I love the show! youtu.be/7q7IA0_Fd3Q?...
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20th Century Max (a Tasting History meme)
YouTube video by Uni
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was at my house, at the ripe old age of 30, when my doorbell rang and the guy asked if my parents are home. I guess moisturizing and avoiding all sunlight does wonders for the skin.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's more a compliment to the original, but I do love the way progression is handled in this game. You're alone on the station, there's no one to explain stuff, you just learn from random audio logs what Shodan's planning. Then... ya gotta figure out how to stop it on your own. Good luck.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
First impression of the System Shock remake is that it's really nice. The aesthetic feels off, though. The original felt like it had blue walls and orange bloodstain-writing for a dark/horror atmosphere that was still readable on old monitors. Now, it's bright blue and orange because *cyberpunk*.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was just checkin' back in on this video and no one liked it at all but man I still think it's funny, the Dark Souls segment makes me laugh every time
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm glad to hear that Lanterns has done well, since Green Lantern is my second favorite DC property. So with that said: I'm beggin' for a Hawkman show; with Dune being so popular right now, I think a Hawkworld/Thanagar story would blow everyone's mind.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta go with the GOAT, Jill Valentine
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's Elden Ring playthrough 3 down. Heavy Stone Club, no spirit ash, no multiplayer, no incantations/spells/status items, sl150. The fans INSIST that's the best way to play, but honestly, I had the most fun in playthrough 1 with the silly summons. They're fun! Stop telling people not to use em!
A shot of my character posing in the final arena of Elden Ring, but not facing the direction showing the cool thing, because spoilers.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm such a fan of the Marathon series that I was still kinda hoping that Bungie would save it... but sheesh, it's dipping to ~700 players at night, and they just canceled seasonal updates. Well, not like I'm helping, I didn't even buy it myself... but even so, that game really coulda been something.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
MM1 is extremely iconic, but the roughest of the classic series. 2 is a great place to start if you aren't committed to release order. X is fantastic and can be enjoyed as the start of its own subseries. The, the Zero series for GBA gets AMAZING (Z3 especially), but you should play through X first.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New YTP out, this time of game intros. Check it out for some jokes loosely related to Helldivers 2, Resident Evil 4, Dark Souls, Oblivion, and of course, Helldivers 2. (and had to republish cause I misspelled a word lol) youtu.be/OVwQgvuFvSY
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{YTP} Incoming message from Soup Earth!
YouTube video by Uni
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New YTP out, this time of game intros. Check it out for some jokes loosely related to Helldivers 2, Resident Evil 4, Dark Souls, Oblivion, and of course, Helldivers 2. (and had to republish cause I misspelled a word lol) youtu.be/OVwQgvuFvSY
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{YTP} Incoming message from Soup Earth!
YouTube video by Uni
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can't wait til I get home from work and can finally strategically wiggle for 9 minutes
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly could have written the Communist Manifesto, but Karl Marx couldn't have written 9 to 5, rest in peace Queen
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I also find it immediately hysterical that its save-room theme is Clair de Lune, the same as The Evil Within Talk about tonal whiplash...
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Moon was recommended to me a long time ago, and I'm finally getting around to it. Within the first 10 minutes, I'm like holy SHIT this feels EXACTLY like Chulip, there's GOTTA be a connection, right? Sure enough, different company, but same director. Still got it with the obscure game knowledge baby
Screenshot from Moon: I feel like wacky times are soon upon us.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
As is the case in so many things, simplicity is elegance. And I really loved the color palette, very nice! 💖
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I put in *300* hours, doing all the raids and following the advice of friends who were way into it. I did everything they recommended, then immediately put it down and never felt the urge to pick it back up. It just never got THAT good. But hey, it was my first MMO, so it was worth a go.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Happy 40th birthday to Metroid, a series so forward-thinking that its best entry was designed to be played on a 32-inch LCD monitor, despite how it was released on a graphing calculator. (I love you Metroid 2 but ONLY because I didn't have to play like a scribe reading with flickering candle light)
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
TAS
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Of the GBA Castlevanias, the only one I generally recommend to people is Aria. On DS, each of the three has a unique appeal, but on GBA... it's clear that they were still kinda working out the formula.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ghost Rider is tied for my favorite Marvel character, so a new movie with Ryan Gosling? Peak. First time I've been excited for a Marvel movie since... ever? I mean, I know it won't be as weird or horrory as I would like, but eh, just seeing the character on screen again's good enough for me.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Finished Mouthwashing, and it's another game to add to the list of "why did THIS blow up?" It's mostly just a run-of-the-mill, trashy glitch-horror indie game. A shallow exploration of sensitive topics through stock archetypal characters, seemingly just for shock value. 0% recommend.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Finished It's gonna be hard to analyze, cause the fact that grip feedback (which tells you whether you're secure or not) isn't enabled by default skews the experience so much. Before enabling it halfway through, I fell 20 times. In the second half, despite the harder challenges, I only fell 5 times.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is what I mean by saying Cairn has unpolished mechanics. One of these two images has her left hand in a secure grip. The other has a suboptimal grip. I die if another limb also grips poorly. Can you tell which is which? Answer in alt text. (grip feedback isn't even enabled by default lmao)
This is Aava from Cairn on the side of a mountain. Her left hand is (apparently) securely gripped.This is Aava from Cairn on the side of a mountain. Her left hand is (apparently) NOT securely gripped. It looks the exact fucking same as the last image.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Started Cairn, and it's neat. I always wanted a version of Death Stranding where you actually needed to prep/calculate and take risks, and that's what this is. Kinda. Its mechanics are unpolished enough to where it can feel more like Qwop: Story Mode at times, but the heart was in the right place.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Played through The Case of the Golden Idol today. All I knew about it was that it was a mystery game with a strong cult following (97% positive on steam), and it's... fine. Met expectations more or less; worth the $8 sale price. But man, *97 percent*? People LOVE it, and again, it's... fine.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Holy shit the Dead Space series is on a ridiculous discount, with most games at ~80% off, the remake at 90% The remake is more different from the original than it seems, better and worse in various ways... but six bucks?? Dead Space 2 for four bucks?? If you haven't played 'em yet, now's the time
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just got my order from @taiyakipress.bsky.social! I didn't notice the color gradient when I ordered the SF6 ones, so I was blown away when I opened the pack. It also included some mostly naked Guilty Gear dudes, so you know this is the ♂️ right ♂️ store. Great additions to the fridge, still on sale!
The six charms I got, of Chun Li, Terry, Cammy, Leon, Ashley, and WeskerMy collection of charms on my fridge, new charms on the top right and middle left
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
WE HAVE ARRIVED youtu.be/9Jv4vT0WpD4?...
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The 15th of June
YouTube video by Moz73
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Pictured: the average person who was around to play it on release
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Compliments are nice, but have you ever picked an unpopular weapon in Helldivers 2, and in the next mission, someone else equips it too I dunno when they buffed the BFGL but it's really fun now
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If RE6 was just the mercenaries mode, plus a refined version of Jake and Sherry's campaign, which I would like to remind everyone is already about superhumans kung fu fighting bioweapons, it would be genuinely S tier
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It feels wild even to me. But I mean... you couldn't even reload without a menu in RE1. No quickturn, non-atmospheric fluorescent lighting, bad audio, the works. Deadly Silence is a fairly tasteful patch. REmake is a beautiful reimagining. The original is historically important, that's about it.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My quick RE tier list, updating for post RE9 thoughts. I feel weird putting 7 that high, since I don't even like it that much. But... I respect it. Especially with how they did so much creative and WEIRD stuff with the DLC. I don't feel weird about liking 3make though, that game's cool.
RE tier list for 2026.
S- REmake, 4, 2, 2make
A- 3, 3make, 7
B- 5, 9, DS, 4make, Rev, Rev2
C- Outbreak, CVX, 6, 0
D- 1, 8
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just bought six, can't wait to add them to the collection!
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Microsoft is in a tough spot these days. I see the Gears reveal and think "Ah man, I would be excited for this if every Gears since 2008 hadn't been kinda underwhelming" Then I see Halo, and think "Ah man, I would be excited for this if every Halo since 2010 hadn't been kinda underwhelming"
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Geoff really has a knack for organizing his shows in reverse: start off with a highly anticipated and rumored remake of Code Veronica, ends with FF7:3 which we've known for sure is coming for the last 10 years
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Did a couple quick solo runs, and it's a cute game. As a lover of Mankind Divided's aesthetic, Marathon's style works for me, since it's a similar visual language cranked to 11 (and with more colors). It's still a multiplayer shooter though, so it's not my thing, but it's cute. Doubt I'll buy it.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I downloaded Marathon to try it for the free week, and it's funny how even if all the Bungie branding was stripped out, I would still know it's made by the same people as Destiny 2: you get a short tutorial followed by 18 pages of menus and explanations of menus, and then you're dumped on your ass
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wolverine looks... surprisingly unimpressive? I guess it's hard to match how fun it is to swing around as Spider-Man, cause the action looks incredibly standard. Also, even as a comic appreciator, I've never liked how Wolvie's costume looks in 3D adaptations, and this is definitely no exception.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yacht Club made it clear that Mina the Hollower is make-or-break for them, so I'm getting worried about these mid reviews. Especially the ones that say it's another poor copy of the Souls formula. I didn't even like that Souls stuff in Hollow Knight, so if Mina is even Hollower, that's a problem.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
In latina: Hoc me commemorat... necesse est mihi bananas emere
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Finished Vagrant Story, and it's shot to the top of my (very short) list of games which I think need a remake. Dynamic weapons the PSX ram couldn't handle. Complex world with a terrible map system. Intriguing plot with critical details only in the Japanese guidebook. Mediocre, full of potential.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ec-fucking-squeeze me
Screenshot of Vagrant Story-
Your place on the foodchain:
Little Green Man
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Next video has gotta be about Deus Ex, with this elaborate scheme to get an 0451 world record.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The Lanterns trailer looks pretty good, but I would like to see a series inspired by Grant Morrison's run. Specifically, the part where a team of emotionless lanterns handles the galaxy's most traumatizing jobs in order to save on trauma counseling, but one member actually *does* have emotions.
Green Lanterns investigate a corpse planet, with a bug-like lantern saying that they only have one emotion, and another lantern has zero, which makes for a low trauma counseling bill. The third lantern, unfortunately, does have them.
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Revisiting DaS1 is always nice, but honestly SL1 isn't that interesting. Pyro is so strong that the only difference from a normal playthrough is that you get one-shot by most attacks, and even then, you can slap on Havel's and win anyway. Also Nito is easily the hardest lord soul, everyone is wrong.
Screenshot of my SL1 character at the (opened) Kiln of the First Flame
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Started a SL1 run of Dark Souls Fought the very first Balder knight, got the Baller Swag Sword, and was like "ha ha isn't that funny, got this rare drop and can't use it" Then I ALSO GOT THE FUCKING BKH
Screenshot of me getting the Balder Side Sword in DaSScreenshot of me getting the BKH in DaS
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Uni @uni-versal.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
With any luck, this remake will include the scene where James McStarFox was captured by Ross. Dang. youtu.be/7TBIyZA-ExA?...
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Corn Area
YouTube video by DaThings
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