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@ungulatecreature.bsky.social
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Sparky 🐏 @ungulatecreature.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Don’t have a pet but took a pretty photo of a flower during a rainstorm a bit ago!
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Sparky 🐏 @ungulatecreature.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This is when I quit using it. Like sincerely what the actual fuck is that
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Sparky 🐏 @ungulatecreature.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
What a crock of fucking bullshit. Fuck YouTube I’m not giving you my *government ID* you absolute shitheads
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Sparky 🐏 @ungulatecreature.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Made Japanese curry! So glad I could finally cook something again!
Black bowl of curry with potatoes and chunks of beef and bright orange carrots  served next to white rice
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Sparky 🐏 @ungulatecreature.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Found the pic of the sink frog!
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Sparky 🐏 @ungulatecreature.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Went on a walk earlier and saw this absolutely gorgeous camellia in bloom!!
Large red Camellia blossomTwo beautiful red camellia blossoms
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Sparky 🐏 @ungulatecreature.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline
A wide road with a black car, lined on both sides with trees in glorious rusty orange leaves, the sky is dark and cloudy and looks like it’s about to rain
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Sparky 🐏 @ungulatecreature.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I think I had some very helpful and inventive suggestions!
What would get you to upgrade your account to a higher paid tier?
you cloning dinosaurs and releasing them Jurassic park style into your executive's officesWhat would get you to use the website more?
If your executives shoved an entire nest of wasps where the sun don't shine
What do you think is most important for us bringing Midjourney to mobile?
Making it such a taxing program that it overheats and permanently damages every single art thief who tries to use it's phone
What's something crazy we should work on?
Getting papercuts on every single finger and then sticking your hands in lemon juice. Alternately cut ghost peppers and then rub your eyes and junk
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Sparky 🐏 @ungulatecreature.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation.
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Sparky 🐏 @ungulatecreature.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
New fandom game: what character owns this giant glass dildo that claims to be a lamp and is impossible to clean?
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Sparky 🐏 @ungulatecreature.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
If you see this post a pic taken in the mountains Taken on Mt. Shasta!
Looking up a grassy ridge towards the snowy peak of mt Shasta.A photo of stacked rocks in a dry glacial valley on mt. Shasta. Purple wildflowers are in the foreground and the background is the snow covered peak of the mountain
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