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Lost one game to a team quarterbacked by John Mateer. Important detail.

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Statler's (Waldorf's? the one on the left) chin is... disturbing.

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Mack tried this stuff after the blowouts. It was crap then, it's crap now.

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Dialog box: You appear to be going through some shit. Are you SURE you want to post this reply? (Or at least that's how it ought to work.) (This is a Texas football post.)

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You can take penicillin for that.

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Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 11h

We don't deserve nice, in person or on the internet. We hired Sark, we brought in a Manning, we've earned every bad thing that comes our way. OU still sucks, but honestly, my heart's not in it.

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Name him Jackson and they moved him to safety in high school.

Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 11h

And it's like you said, Mateer has the chance to be hiLARious. And it could go either way.

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Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Modernity can bite me--Collins starts with C, Sea Peoples starts with Sea, q.e.d. Or q.e.sea, if you like.

Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mike Collins is one of the Sea Peoples.

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Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

But won't it be the mod GOP legislators who get washed away in a wave election?

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Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"You know, a lot of people call it ChatGPT. I don't, I call it ChatDJT, because if not for me, they'd never have gotten these SI products off the ground." (...the sound of a herd of lawyers rushing to file d/b/a forms in all 50 states...)

Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No, that was Kafka's last diary entry.

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Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

One programmable stop, intended for doggy snoots.

What kind of crank opinion is that?

I love the stupid in the history of this game. I just found this gem of a sentence, which IIRC, is even accurate: "Sam Ehlinger and Baker Mayfield went toe-to-toe..." Link, but please only click if a disease compels you: www.on3.com/teams/texas-...

Oh well if we get to choose the games that count, I'll give up the Greg Davis years*, even though that only would get us back to .500 post-WW2, because eff that guy. (Y'all lost six games to us when we had Greg Davis, sheesh, how do you show your faces?) *-We keep the natty b/c this is just RRS.

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God, I love this rivalry so much. So for the record, 65–51–5 (.558).

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I like what you're doing here. I do. But to combine fantasy and Waffle House there can be only one:

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Charming Pungent

ALT: Charming Pungent

I don't like living in a world where I agree with @celebrityhottub.bsky.social on this, the most important question of Our Times. But he's right.

The HOLMES deduces. The DEALER deuces.

Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Knobs my ass, I refuse to settle for just knobs, I yearn to once again roll down a window with a crank like God intended.

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I'm Donald Sutherland*, and I approved this message. (*-or, not.)

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Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sheesh, was this guy's beard separated at birth from Vance's beard?

Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can you wait until this evening?

First time two unranked 4-0 teams have played, and one of them's Pitt

Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When we took our pup to the creek near my mom's house, she didn't hesitate to get into the water, but as soon as she did she decided that the current was ENEMY and tried to fight it. Haven't yet figured out what to make of that.

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Charm City Couillon @diabsoule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀 #AggieFactThursday

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Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Folly? Nah, down here we get them in springy and summery too.

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Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

{This .gif library is disenabling my Spenser: For Hire joke.}

Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Ease up there, Merriam-Webster."

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Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was about to say "there was just a Browns-Panthers game this past weekend," but then I looked, and lo, there's Browns-Jets in a couple of weeks.

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Highway Rob @undulynoted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

WH Press Secretary accuses Dems of being posers who can only hit 360s, while Trump gets sick air and can do a 900 at will

Or else she's Catherine the Great.

I'm struggling with who plays Sophia, and, well, pick 'em.

Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Eating something so good you get aroused >>>

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Gritting my teeth because there's a joke here about a certain someone that would get me the Popehat treatment with a quickness.

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(I know it's a different Sly movie) mf will never underdstand the three shells

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Header on the ESPN app includes the cursèd phrase "Texas solidifies grip on No. 1." I root for Texas, I watched the game, and unless the poll question is either "what is Simmons' jersey number" or "what did Simmons pretend to do that caught a 15-yard penalty," the voters are out of their minds.

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(As delivered by Bruce Willis in the Atomic Shakespeare episode of Moonlighting.)

Verona for a while I take my leave. ... Such wind as scatters young men through the world To seek their fucks farther than at home, Where small experience grows.

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Frankly we'd just as soon return it to Mix-a-Lot, we've been suitably embarrassed about it for quite a while.

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That's one choice, I was going to go with: The ears are senseless that should give us hearing To tell him his commandment is fulfilled, That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are fucking.