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_B, The first heretic

@underscore-b.bsky.social
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I'm here to raid your freezer and post bad art, so you must be 18+! Frantic Bi Energy found here. Trans rights are human rights! Commissions/Collabs are perma-closed to the public. Certified Irishman 🇮🇪

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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This raven's gunna love my nuts
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can any bird experts tell me if ravens prefer unsalted roasted or raw peanuts? Im trying to make friends with a HUGE female that lives nearby and I want this to be the year I finally pull a goth bird gf. Ive already discovered (to Tater's dismay) that she likes cat treats.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Egg
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Voice acting a Skaven is hell on my throat, but boy is it fun channeling my inner crackhead DG employee for a while
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently I do an "amazingly accurate" Skaven impression and ive been doing it every time i stream WH total war in my personal server. I do it at work now, too. Yes yes.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There are two types of cats. Squeech and Tater update.
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Squidrot @squiddied.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
spent 9 hours animating this creature
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Where's a chaotic gremlin lizard to egg when you need one
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
After playing skaven on total war 3 I absolutely see the appeal of the rats and their schananigans, yes yes. All too often it turns into "fuck my life life" when the orcs show up tho. Also lizard skin femboys keeping the big blokes in line is amusing to me. I suck at playing them tho
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I havent forgotten that lost of warmups made a long time ago, and I plan on visiting it again when ive finally gotten myself up to drawing once more. Im feeling it more now, and thanks to a friend ive got a craving for typhlosion dor some reason. The egg will flow
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got another sticker from former coworker. This is going on my car with the others Also learned that one of my leads is a furry and that theres more of them here than I thought. I remain, somehow, undetected.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thats THREE so far. Lucky for them i know theyre harmless and I love snakes.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Some SNILF laid eggs in my apartment cus im finding baby snakes EVERYWHERE
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Almost that time of year again!
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I really can't wait to get my drive back. Ive gotten a craving for human x anthro... and sergals for some reason. It comes in a flash then its gone again. Bleh. Burnout depression sucks. Big thanks to those who have been very patient with me tho, and especially to those who keep up with me <3
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Susan and Elyna make great moms, and as a pair they're a bit on the interesting side... especially for Vary here! Elyna and Vary (c) Vareoth on FA Colors by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social He named this file "I Thought This Was A House Not A Goddamn Aviary" Now on to the next one!
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Old but gold commission for [REDACTED] cus cheating size difference cuck incest? Im a shameless bird. Phone art, older work.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Heyo everyone. Sorry for being largely unavailable and inactive- been dealing with mental health stuff and A LOT of overtime at work. Haven't had any real free time lately. Still here tho, and will hopefully get back in the saddle soon. I appreciate all the patience im being shown <3
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ᎪᎡᎢᎩ ꭲꮋꭼ ꮁꭱꮎᏽ @artythefrog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A wild noodle has appeared 🏕️
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Private beach meet up with Perseus can be interesting, especially for the twins here. There will be a follow-up of the big shork trying *both* girls on for size later! Finished commission for Bug and Juui with my shork, Perseus. Im slowly getting back into the swing of things. xvx
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Still waiting for his turn on the pipe! Just needs the right one to grind... Colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Danzig and Ninsun always find the most interesting pokemon to let off steam with, especially if they're willing to get stuck in with poison types. Literally, in this Lugias case~ Finished wing it for @bucawkke.bsky.social Funfact; nidoqueens are short as hell and I love them more for it.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
No pants means I can do this all the time. Trust me, I'm a penguin.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Everyone is excited for deltarune while im just looking good forward to being Hestia's little cogchamp on my birthday.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I get so many 'happy father's day' from the gryohons ive collected over the years. And one owl. I dont have a catbird problem. They adopted me first
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
Garrett getting into trouble again, shameless old bird. Horny at work doodle, phone art
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
There's another furry working here. Dammit.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Another sticker from furry coworker. Shame they're leaving soon, but im wishing them the best. Just means Ill be the only closeted weirdo here again :V
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Learning how to 3d model has been weird. Like, id get these grand ideas to make massive battleships and other wae machines... know what I spent all that time on? Fat orca dick. I am a failure as an artist
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Who do i need to cram an egg into just to play MediEvil on an emulator without it crashing on hilltop mausoleum every time it loads
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Got to see the final act of The Amazing Digital Circus with a friend. Was not expecting to feel so much.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Squeech, my new chud son, is something else.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Some of the most fun ive had with Voices Of The Void is making a prison for the Mannies... ehile making daily shrimp offerings to the alien cat twins in the tree house.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I dont do well with scary games. I prefer to stream them so friends can giggle at how I cower at the smallest noises and make very poor decisions.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Roight. One mule down, so now the drunk birb wisdom can begin. Ask anything, get bird wisdom! (Wisom subject to change. Side effects may include paralysis, poison, confusion, petrification, and even frog. Batteries and squeaky toys not included.)
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I always go to the same place and buy the same two things. It always rings up to 6.66. Ive been doing this long enough that the people who work there simply refer to me as "the dude." I take this as a matter of pride now.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Getting stuff to make mules tonight. Last change for drunk bird wisdom before I go AWOL from this place for a bit.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Newts new friend, big bull with a big tool. I dunno, just wanted to draw a big bull, and it has NOTHING to do with the fact i was listening to a band called Hot Beef Injection when the idea came up. Phone art.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
How many cans does it take to get a derg dad to fuck you in public? None, but the incentive helps. The owl knows Amos' favorite. Colored bit cus why not. I hate coloring, but there's only one way to learn it. Imps belongs to her owner, Owlmotor
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Egg
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Gunnae lose my mind if this rain keep up.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Todays favorite work related passtime: making aggressive eye contact with a homophobic coworker while eating a banana. Ill be serving cunt all day.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Gotta lean into my shortstack craving sometime.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Apologies for being slow on art again- work is kicking my nub in now that summer is rearing its head and ive been dealing with not being able to get my medication. Ill try and get onto things soon. Like those warmups; ive decided to use that last run as a list. Ill be picking more over time.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
One of my coworkers apparently likes to watch me run his forklift. Go figure i find the *one* cuck in my squad.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Considering how many eggs B has pumped into people the alimony alone would tank a small nation.
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_B, The first heretic @underscore-b.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
So, tomodachi life B in Limeys game had a child with Wispy, another friend, and... His name is Edward.
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