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Rocko's Modern Basilisk

@undeadinside.bsky.social
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Transfem lesbian, fiction podcast enjoyer, tinkerer, ΘΔ puppygirl, goober. She/Her mid 30's Deny Defend Depose

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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love this scrunkly lil knifehanded fuck 🥰
A closeup of the mantis pokemon Scyther, as depicted in the animated pokemon show. It is all green with white blades at the end of its arms and white wings lined with green chitin. Its head is more dragon like than you would expect a mantis pokemon to be
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wonderfully made 💚
The results page for a quiz asking what kind of soul you are, based on the types from Undertale and Deltarune. My result is Kindness, the green soul. No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel. The full results are Kindness at 72%, Integrity at 65%, Perserverance at 59%, Patience at 40%, Justice at 36%, Bravery at 36%, and Determination at 23%
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I wasn't aware Zorg had a sister. In all seriousness though i hope a horrible series of increasingly unfortunate events befall her
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg from the cult classic movie The Fifth Element. Played by a young Gary Oldman, he is smoking a cigarette with his arm upward next to his face as he stares into the camera. He is wearing a futuristic black pinstripe shirt with an olive green undershirt. The rest is out of  view
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sorry man the Leelahs and Junipers and Briannas and Erykas of the trans community keep getting stabbed/shot/driven to suicide while you sit here on your phone or computer whining about the jaded survivors with your thumb up your ass, doing nothing to help and contributing nothing. Waste of space u r
Oh sorry if we are being unfair unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice gays & now there's just us: the assholes.

The queers who were nice/patient all got shot or bullied to death all that's left r me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Wah fuckin' wah, cry me a river. You and yours saw what fazcists and libs were doing to trans people and especially trans women and you did less than nothing. Something something killed all the nice trannies now all you get left with is the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers
A screenshot of some asshat named @vaultdisney or w/e whinibg about jaded trannies being too uppity and angry on his sacred bluesky app. This jerkwad goes on to opine on the validity of these trans people and implies heavily that "some" of them are fakijg it for, and get this load of bullshit, PRIVELEGE. More shit spewing forth from this mouth than a sanitation plant aquaduct.

For clarity, the screenshotted post reads as follows:
"I'm not gonna name any names, but there are some people on this site who seem to sincerely believe that being trans gives them unlimited license to be as toxic and nasty as humanly possible to absolutely everyone with no repercussions. And this belief is widespread enough, especially among lefter-than-thous, to make me start to wonder if some of these people are only pretending to be trans JUST because they enjoy verbally abusing people, and they think a trans identity gives them free reign to do ao. Again, not naming any names" anyway fuck this guy
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
These episode arts specifically are the most obvious
Episode art for the podcast "the order of chaos with a k" episode 15. There is clear evidence the image is generatove slop, including the bridge with no moat, drawchains but not raisable bridge, nonsensical window placing, a random bird box???, etcEpisode art for the podcast "the order of chaos with a k" episode 12. Hallmarks of generative slop use includws the weird wheel and spoke placement in the left corner (plus one of the wheels not being complete), strange tree generation, and an inexplicably large human-sized chicken. Building placement and spacing is also incredibly weird in a way i cant put my finger on
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Okay
Superintendent Chalmer from the Simpsons short where principal Skinner has himvover for dinner. Instead of saying "may i see it" in reference to the Aurora Borealis, the image is instead captioned "may i see them" in response to the poster's insistence that other more reliable trans journalists exist while not providing any examples
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Y-yeah okay okay okay yeah cooooool nice uh. Nice show of. Ffffffdffffdddffffffff...fangs 😵‍💫
Adora from the tv show Shera and the Princesses of Power. She is a blond animated young woman with blond haor in a ponytail and a white muscle tshirt. In the image she is laid back on the ground with the frame zoomed mostly into her face. She has a wide eyed thousand-yard stare and not-a-little blush on her cheeks. The entire image is overlaid with the repeating phrase "I'm gay"
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Peak perfection. No notes.
A screenshot of the O P's post highlighting how garbage ai and vibe coding is. O P's comment section is suffering from the same blank error that the screenshot is, as a result of this garbage app's continued use of vibe coding.
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ya don't say!
Piggy poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Nah I think I'm alright without doing that, no thanks assholes
Piggy poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Who wore it better?
Patrick Malahide as Governor Ainslee from the cult classic movie Cutthroat Island. He plays a corrupt government official from the 1600s and thus is wearing a ridiculous curly brown wig as part of his ensemble. It looks not unlike Johnson's atrocious wig, except this one looks fake on purpose.
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
0/10 below the neck, but beltmask is INSPIRED
The character known as Blank from Final Fantasy Ix wearing his iconic belt mask covering his eyes, in addition to his less inspired belt bandolier and belt loincloth
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Warning sticker: it is possible to survive this but not unaltered
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Piggy poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Leo dicaprio pointing meme
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Manifesting it now:
Futurama meme of Farnsworth on the phone, saying "To shreds, you say?"
This is posted in the hopes that It Happens Soon
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Piggy poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Dropping in to third the motion to have you read the book and its sequels, hopefully these two book vs movie depictions helps sell it 🥰
A vertical comparison of Howl from Howl's Moving Castle. The first panel is the movie version, in which he appears more dreamy with a softer expression. He is gently saying "I've been looking for you everywhere."

The second panel is the book version, in which Howl is dressed more like a fuckboy bard and has an almost punchable face. He's doing finger guns to an offscreen Sophie and saying "Hey girl do u like Wonderwall??? No? That's okay wanna come back to my place & watch me cry for 20 minutes?"A vertical comparison of the relationship between Howl and Sophie from Howl's Moving Castle. The first panel depicts the airwalking scene in the movie, with them both smiling while Howl holds Sophie close. His hands are clasped sweetly over hers as he guides her across the air.

The second panel depictd the same scene but from the book, to disastrous effect. Sophie is pointing at Howl angrily as the bicker, the wind whipping around them. It is clear that Howl is trying and failing to bridal-carry Sophie, awkwardly crouched with a hand on her back. It's clear he cares but golly are they going to argue the whole time
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Manifesting The Revolution for 2026
An image of the grasshopper villain Hopper from A Bug's Life, next to his most popular quote which says "You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up! Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It's not about food. It's about keeping those ants in line."
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Fuck you and your whole company. Sit on a spike 🖕
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Good, good. Bring on the D R A M A >:3c If the dick horse havers are anything like the absolute fucking dweebs in Willis' comments section, i hope they froth at the mouth over your next slice of drama
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I picked the worst year to get back into Magic T_T sorry for cursing y'all
Closeup of a gritty Raphael from the Batman and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle crossover comic. In response to Batmam explaining the death of his parents, Raphael's solemn response is "Cowabummer!"
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Yeah, okay buddy
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Waiting patiently until the heatdeath of the universe if i have to :)
Skeleton chair meme. The chair back in the upper torso of an open mouthed skeleton making a funny face. In the background is a closeup of the skull but with its eye sockets glowing red
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Congrats on doing the meme, dipshit
We should improve society somewhat
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
🖕
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This one's been my favorite response thus far:
Bluesky post about the event of 09/10/2025 saying "fruit gushers newest ad draws controversy, backlash"
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Dabbing in my office, hyped af. Gonna pop some bubbly the second I get home
Emoji holding in a belly-laugh, with tears in their eyesManga-style illustration of a woman on her knees, pumping her arms back in triumph as she screams "LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!!"
contextually unrelated, but there is also a button box used for fighting games seen withing the frame
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Keep shilling for a nazi in democratic clothing, piggy
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
uwu shit urself
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Consider the following: (lightning eyes meme)
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Meme of a seagull with it's mouth firmly shut. A giant emoji of the hand pinch sign is placed to appear as if it is forcefully closing the gull's beak. The image is captioned "shut"
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Pig poop balls
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
None of these thoughts are in the bible omg 😵‍💫
Adora from She-Ra laying down, looking up in shock and blushing. The words "I'm gay" appear over and over again across the image
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Pulling out this trusty meme anytime i see folks arguing with brainless blue magas and trolls
The Peaky Blinders "no fighting" meme, but instead it says "don't feed the trolls. Don't feed the fucking trolls"
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Technical error, please stand by
Emoji showing a window into the emote's cranial cavity, which is entirely filled with static. No facial expression can be seen, just wide round eyes
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
He wants people like me to suffer unimaginable torture, you wet fucking diaper.
Pig poopballs
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Accurate tbh
Mr. Krabbs having a meltdown in public. Everything is warped and blurry around him as he sinks in despair
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Casual reminder since folks seems to have forgotten the golden fucking rule
"No fucking fighting" meme but it says "don't feed the trolls. Don't feed the fucking trolls"
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Rocko's Modern Basilisk @undeadinside.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Everyone here is like "oh i'll do something sooooo clever and convoluted and it'll fix EVERYTHING!!!!!" Meanwhile I'm over here just thinking River Song had the right idea
River Song from Doctor Who pointing a gun. The image is captioned "Let's kill redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, and redacted!"
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