ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Despite a sudden death of a friend & a family member committing suicide within 30 day of each other, I somehow managed to end this 13 credit Summer of Hell semester with a 3.8 gpa 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 09/08/2026"Dragons aren't real, they have never been real, they are CGI, there is no reason to sob over them" - me to me, trying not to ugly cry during House of the Dragon 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Counselor: and what would a productive use of your mental health day look like? Me: finding the doctor who did Jackie Kennedy's lobotomy and asking for the Jackie Kennedy special 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Not to be cliché, but if you're holding a grudge against somebody, ask yourself, "if I was told that they suddenly died, would this grudge feel stupid to have?" And if the answer is yes, consider airing your shit out with them and getting over it 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 11/05/2026When you're so fed up with excessive AI use that you get a job as a tutor at your college's writing center 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Cant believe ive been struggling w/ a couple chem concepts for weeks and all it took for it to click was my friend looking at these fuckass problems and saying "I dont understand why you dont understand, all the info you need is given to you, just do the equations" 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 10/04/2026My chem prof is so unserious he goes "and next week we'll get into what Catherine wants to talk about: percent yield and limiting reagents" sir I literally just asked if that material was gonna be on the quiz today 😭 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This is so emo but literally why do I even bother trying sometimes like I'm so done 100
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Reading theory after already being radicalized is really just like reading exactly why you're right 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I'm so tired of people who don't plan ahead being dick holes about their own shortcomings like sorry barbershops are busy on fridays, sorry you don't plan ahead, don't take that shit out on me 120
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Ppl who say its a gateway drug are so loudly incorrect. I kicked two substance abuse habits simultaneously with the help of cannabis 0153
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ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 26/03/2026My theme song while I wait for my antipsychotics to start working 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Me: what a nice morning My brain: remember how you just started talking to your dad again after 2.5 years and now he has the same disease that almost killed one of your cats lmao My tv when I look at it to shut my brain off: hey pussy here's the saddest part of the saddest scrubs episode 000
Reposted by ℭ𝔞𝔱Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 26/03/2026its crazy how many people think the war against iran is bad because it's trump who's doing it, and not because iranian people are dying for no reason 2656992
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 26/03/2026My ethics professor after hearing about my absolutely tankie ass project: you know you can submit this to the showcase for extra credit Me: Yeah so I'm trying to get into a program ran by one of the ppl in charge and I don't think a poster with [REDACTED] would help 110
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Me to me: be normal when you meet with your professor Also me: when you read discussion board posts, do you ever find yourself cursing george bush? Not for the war crimes, but for the no child left behind act 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 18/03/2026My sick, badly behaved, neurotic cat is being oddly well behaved and chill and I don't like it like why are you being good are you about to die 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Wonderful parting gift from my idiot ex-coworker: we can't hit our vapes on the floor anymore bc she was blowing thunderclouds 100
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Me: I'm actually getting decent to -ish at math Me doing absolute value equations: 020
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Can't wait to meet with my counselor next week so when she asks how tracking my mood thru journaling has gone I can say I did not do any of that and instead had multiple menty b's and bpd spirals and had to make an emergency psych appt on my birthday to get on antipsychotics 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Gonna take "college should be free" a step further and say that the courses eng comp I-II, ethics, and intro to psyc should be mandatory right out of high school and I will self-immolate on this hill 021
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I hate how brain rotted i am why was I telling a story about s/t that happened 6-7 yrs ago then pause to go "ha ha 6, 7" im gonna ban myself from the internet 020
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Turns out telling myself "I'm not bad at math, I just don't understand it YET" instead of "I'm a fucking bumbling Jethro idiot that can't understand basic math" has made me be able to understand and pick it up a lot faster wow who knew 120
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 11/01/2026This is actually insane bc how did I post this 20 mins ago and im still flipping thru 3 different tabs tryna input assignments/readings/etc on my to do list like bro u didnt have to make this a fkn puzzle 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Im gonna start flipping tables like Jesus in the temple why is one of my professors this fkn unorganized 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Nonzero percent chance that whoever peer reviews my research supported argument is going to be foaming at the mouth by the time they get to the end 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Three huge weights got lifted off my shoulders today its a new years miracle 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Contestants when they go on Survivor: I'm going to share all of my secrets 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Cancer kitty gets whatever cancer kitty wants, even if that means wildly uncomfortable positions for mom and her arthritic knees 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Me last night: I'm going to lay down after eating half a pizza nothing bad will happen to me if I lay down after eating half a pizza Me now: 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Refusing to say happy new year because atp i think god would just take that as a challenge 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Cannot tell if it's bc I'm tapering off my bpd meds or if everybody collectively decided to hate me lol 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 22/12/2025How am I supposed to do schoolwork when this fat fuck is being so cute 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Not the vet calling to say one of my cats probably has cancer while I'm getting ready to take an exam worth 40% of my grade 110
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I love college bc as long as you have sources, you can write anything you want. Like on a project I literally put a picture of Reagan w/ laser eyes, captioned it "getting ready to nerf Latin American democracies", & cited the Iran-Contra affair as well as the man's actual words and got full points 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Looking at pics from when I had alcoholic bloat to remind myself not to start drinking again 000
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I have not been into death metal for a very long time and I'm beginning to remember why I used to like it so much 110
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 05/11/2025My friends 15 yr old son was listening to the same I set my friends on fire song I was listening to at his age is this what its like to be old 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Why is midnight crusade by dance gavin dance so therapeutic 020
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Calling buspirone buspies will never not be funny to me 110
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I quit weed until the anxiety from my overdose gets under control and now im having fuckass bad dreams again. Im good. Gonna start breaking out the rig before I go to bed 010
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Now that some time has passed im finding it a lot more funny than embarrassing that the paramedics came to my house and took me to the hospital while I was wearing my shirt that says who ate all the pussy in comically large letters 030
ℭ𝔞𝔱 @uncuntciously.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Finished my long ass psyc assignment 3 mins before it was due suck my dick lamictal brain fog 010
