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if u fuckin put ur hands on me ima fuckin rip ur face off bitch

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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
everytime i go to search bluesky i type in butterfly
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dude vic and craig put their whole pusses into this song
love is a cat from hell by chiodos
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
existing is agony
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
im italian idk wtf a pignoli cookie is
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
can you guys fucking kill me
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if you enjoyed this summer youre a fucking liar
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i just listened to like a snippet of the ronnie radke serj tankian song. its realy bad. it like physically hurt me i turn it off. i cant do it. like when we needed serj the most he vanished
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if i was mj i wouldve made harry osborn and peter parker kiss
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
whenever i put my hair up in a bun with my baby bangs i feel like him
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bf didnt know my natural hair color so i sent him an old pic of me (pre eyebrow thinning) and he goes ‘i like you better with thick eyebrows’ ???? bitch fuck you im shaving them off now
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my old boss texted me back omg im so frickin anxious now like girl its ok. its ok. im so amazing and fine and perfectly ok yes yes im ok. this is fine
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what i would do for some homemade mashed potatoes rn
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran could not be a more easily hateable celebrity like genuinely like oh its fuck ed sheeran? yeah easy enough
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hes a fucking dipshit
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
being dumped over text is chic
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What is it about me tht makes people break up with me over text omg
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
anyways stream prima
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i rly dont care fuck healthcare idk how you bitches do it
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
old boss hasnt texted me back should i tell her gfhs
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i just quit my job with no backup plan
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
whenever i try to feed my tarantula and she runs away from the roach im like wow. real scary predator
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
not anymore mothafucka
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hanging out with bf tn .. yea my drummer motorcycle riding surfer skater bf… yep thats the one
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the beatles and coldplay do not ‘hit hard’
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
hi babies
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ventsashimi —> uncookedfish literally deleting in like five minutes
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
eww what the fuck did they really change egge to be called cetera .. like what is that
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i want to peg my boyfriend so bad
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
getting cancelled and run off an app is kind of chic
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
no bc he dumped u over the phone and u hve an actually emotionally intelligent bf now
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
oh wow hey everyone
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Update he dumped me over the phone last month
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
anyway hiiiiii
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i just got suspended from egge bc i hate pedos and incest shippers you heard it here first folks
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
hi
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
btw im more active on egge now my @ is sashimi
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
guys ik i said egge was annoying but now that theyre done with the whole mpreg thing its actually quite fun and vent-esque
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
i miss cactus so much
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
omg ya also i called egge a vent clone off handedly and literally sean the dev commented snd was like ‘um ackshually this is not a vent clone idek what vent is.’ which like ok ya dick move to call it that but also like omg get out of my comments
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
i like egge but its kind of annoying on there like does anyone else get what i mean
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
my egge is @sashimi
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
when u self tan and ur all greasy and the grease gets on ur phone and starts tapping things for u omg it stresses me out so bad like STOPPP STIP
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
me walking into every single vent clone that gets made like
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
my egge is @sashimi
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
angelica schuyler lowk is better than me cuz if i saw alexander hamilton first and my bitch ass sister was like 😍😍😍😍 like I SAW HIM FIRST go get ur own. Stupid
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
IN OTHER NEWS LOCAL RESIDENT SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ONLY HAS A FEW HOURS LEFT TO COMPLETE HIS ESSAY AND YET HE CONTINUES TO GOOF OFF….. WHEN WILL HE LEARN??? 🐟
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🍣 @uncookedfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
listening to a song and hearing vic fuentes suddenly on it when u didnt know
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