SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 18/05/2025as you all can tell, the autobots are a lovely bunch . open enrollment starts today . 000 0
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 18/05/2025frag off, the only relationship i'm willing to dance with is my two-step part in your two-bit demise . no matter how much gaudy decor or decal you try to smather over your dried prune body, you'll be a blink and a blotch in the autobot books that no one will even read . 010 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 18/05/2025bragging about dispatching bots who could be as small as your tiniest digit is no boast . that facial hair adds more weight to your words than its actual, quantifiable density . 000 0
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I WILL STICK A NEEDLE IN YOUR FATASS FOREHEAD AND INJECT ACID AND IT WON'T EVEN HAVE AN ALTER FROM YOUR UTTER LACK OF A BRAIN . 000 0
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 17/05/2025i'm not here to babysit you bums. i'm here to handle business . ( BIDNESS 🗣‼️‼️) 000 0
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 17/05/2025help yourself by actually being useful for once in your pointless life, amico . 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 17/05/2025don't piss me off . i say, while pissed off already, clearly fuming . 010 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 07/05/2025( projecting period cramps i mean more parental loss on blaster, side audials wraggling in circles like wands twirling their evil spells ) 010 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 07/05/2025OBVIOUSLY IT MEANS BLAST FURNACE GAS 🗣📣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 030 3
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 07/05/2025( servo pressed against the tank of perfectly preserved and posed as if alive in nature instead of formaldehyde dinosaur chicken nuggets . ) i miss my kids . 030 3
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025( he growls as he rips out a metallic intestine and tosses it into the sharp ceiling fan above to rain the rest back down on himself. guess who invented that aerial deathwheel . ) 010 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025you are a mech based in COMMUNICATIONS. THAT IS THE ACT OF TRANSFERRING . you can TELL WITHOUT EVEN ANYBOT TALKING AND YOU ARE WASHING IT DOWN THE ENERGON DRAIN TO DO WHAT ??? HUH? I BET YOU'RE JUST BUMMING IT ON A COUCH, LAZY AFT GETTING ALL BITTEN UP BY BLISTERS . DISGUSTING. DISGUSTING !! 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025mio dio, do you know ANYTHING besides how to be a WASTE OF MY TIME AND A PAIN IN MY AFT?!?!??? DON'T TELL ME TO QUIET DOWN . ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL ANY OF THE WORDS I'VE BEEN SAYING SINCE ETERNITY. INCLUDING AND ESPECIALLY ' A ' HoW- do you NOT know WHERE. HE. IS . 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025melody. optics closed as he performs emergency surgery for fun . a vent ) blaster. i hope you don't mind 😇. but could you tell me 😊- WHERE THE H E L L iS tHe B o S S --!?!?!?!?????? 💢🗣📣‼️⁉️‼️⁉️⁉️‼️⁉️ 010 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025i haVE- ( he needs to calm down. walking over to ratchet's nearest victim and impaling his servos into their abdomen to squelch around their energon-coated innards as they writhed and wailed their protests against restraint. audials slowly soothing back down, vibrating with a little humor at the 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025DO YOU KN O W how UNPROFESSIONAL THIS BEHAVIOR IS??? you are NOT LUCKY- but an actual animated AMBULATING MIRACLE that it was ME dialing your commline and not RODIMUS, OH you are just the WHITE HARE'S PAW of a PUTRID PAWN WHO'S BEEN SLUMMING IT UP ON THE RIGHT SQUARE AT THE RIGHT TIME, i have HAD IT 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE, YOU USELESS SACK OF LARD . 110 1
Reposted by SPL𝑰CERᅟᅟᅟʀᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ♬.ᐟ @blastedrockstar.bsky.social · 06/05/2025⠀ ( slicer's so nice t' me . ) 💭 . 😊 . ⠀ 011 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025bLACKED OUT IN A BLACK HOLE. DRUNKDRIVE YOURSELF INTO A DITCH FOR ALL I GIVE A DAMN. WHEN I CALL AGAIN, YOU PICK UP, OR YOUR RUNTS WILL BE PICKING UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THEIR PRIMUSFORSAKEN ' pA' FROM THE PAVEMENT, yOU HEAR mE ?!?? MUORI, CAZZO DI BRUTTA FACCIA . 010 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025i RING yOu --?!??!??? PICK UP . I'M NOT PICKING YOU UP. I'M NOT PICKING YOUR CALLS UP. I'M NOT YOUR RECEPTIONIST. I'M TOO OVERQUALIFIED FOR A PINK COLLAR JOB . I'M IMPORTANT. I'M BUSY. I'M NEEDED. unfamiliar with those words? NO SHIT. I WOULDN'T EVEN BE YOUR DESIGNATED DRIVER IF YOU WERE 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025( ?!?!?!??? BAWKING AT HIS BIG AUDIAL. WHAT?!?!? ringing HIM?!?!? ringing WHEELJACK??? NOT picking up any of HIS rings, but having the NERVE, the NUTS and the BOLTS! TOO! TO RING. HIM. LETTING IT DIAL OUT THEN COMMING RIGHT BACK WITH A VOICEMAIL ) YOU PIECE OF SLAG. DON'T RING ME ??? 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025pet pet . ) yes. my wubby dubby. you answer jackie's comms? don't you. i know you do. such a good creation you are. you humble homunculi. unlike SOME WASTE OF SCRAPmETAL- probably SNORING MY SANITY AWAY. ( whipping away to scream into his rabbit ear audial, nearly tearing it off from his pry ) 010 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025WORTHLESS INGRATE. ALL SO WORTHLESS. YOU'RE ALL so WORTHLESS. not you, grimlock. yes, you're my silly Billy. my scrunchie wrunchie. my goobie woobie. my oogie ( nuzzling a simulated dinosaur in his simulated version of their extinction except he invents ways to save them from various scenarios 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025to the 68930 power comm attempt at 0027 on the dot. voicecommail opening as an option. leaving blaster a very calm recording. ) YOU FATFUCK. GET UP. 010 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025as high as they can on his helm, searching for the signal.. searching.. .. maybe blaster was busy trying to actually train for once instead of show-off. ... or snore-off. ... . he can already hear rodimus taunting him for having the obviously hopeless hope . he finally waits out his 9056 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025( he cancels on the first unanswered ring then comms again, repeat, rinse, insane repeat. it CAN'T be HIS reception. he gets GREAT reception. obviously. perhaps even better than that little freak, red alert. nah- that would actually drive him crazy. and he's not crazy. tall audials are raised 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025( alright. since that Nerd doesn't want to pick up. sending a comm to blaster. come on.... be Useful for once in your stupid.. downtrodden.. washed up spark . pacing circles around his lab. accidentally tripping over a part of his once alive experiment and cursing as he kicks it across the room ) 010 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025pouting. arms crossed. digit tapping incessant against his arm . pede stomping up and down. big ol audials taking turns twitching up then down. angered . ) 010 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025intertwining red and orange arc ) CLEAN--?? IF ANYBOT CLEANS OTHERS' MESSES HERE, it's ME!! WASTING MY- ( ... flicking his audial ) ...ciao ? ciao?? HELLO??? oh that sibling of a GLITCH. ( immediately coming right back to continue stating his upmost importance to the team, sat on the floor, 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025the base feels so barren already . ( words slicked sardonic, his side antennae wraggle with irritation as he crawls around his wreckage, trying to scrounge whatever useful parts he can. the irony of magnus's next words only irritate him further, audials upright, electricly spitting upwards in its 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025the world's most obnoxiously large pair of headphones . ) ciao, parla Splicer. speak now before my - ( a giant BOOM reverberates in the background, blowing a speaker . sighing as he's sat on the ground, gold mask covered in soot. coughing, audials lighting red each wet cough ) ..temper ticks . 010 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025( really? at this hour ?? you're going to do that? to announce that??? so publicly too ??? primus, who knew his .. 'leader' to be so lecherous .. ew. about to swipe away but- OH. WAIT. ' COMMING ! ' ... THANK PRIMUS HE READ THAT WRONG . an arc of electricity rainbows his audials together, 100 1
SPL𝑰CER @unconventinventor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025 wheeljack? splicer? even greatness has synonyms. 03334 34
