Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 4hThe joy of today...well, one of them: watching a video of recommendations for worthy public domain piano exercises, finding them, downloading them for free, then beginning to go to town on them. Also, revelation: I was a bad sight reader because I was pushed to sight read too difficult pieces. 120
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026From the perspective of a paramedic-turned-journalist. What? The media lies about how Mitch is doing? You mean his press statements were fabricated? Goodness. You don't say.nicholasjorcutt.substack.comThe News Is Reporting What Mitch McConnell Looks Like. I'm Telling You What I See.I’m not sure how many of you out there realize this, but I’ve become an ulcer for a lot of politicians. 001
Reposted by Uncle SpikeChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Innovation ys not just tech. For a bettir future we need poetrye, creativitye, historical studye, love of languages, dreames, dialogues, new storyes, & intellectual curiositye. We must fund & expand higher educacioun yn HEART: H umanityes E thiques A rtes R hetorique & the crafte of T eaching 225270
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wow. Vicious (and deserved) satire. ANNOUNCING CORNELL UNIVERSITY’S NEWEST WRITING COURSE: RAPE ESSAYS 101substack.comMcSweeney's (@mcsweeneys)"Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look li... 111
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I never cared for Ed Sheeran. Bland, faceless pop to appeal to the most while being the least controversial. And that bent has come through in his actions—or inactions—on his tour. He's learning that not rocking the billionaire's boat will still fuck you over. End this heinous, hoarsome genocide. 020
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Despite the fact that the autumn equinox was observed on September 22, the actual occurrence of equal sunlight and nighttime is actually around today. Same thing happens in the spring: equal day and night occurs on March 17, not March 21. Yeah, I'm that pedantic soul. 140
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Dolly Parton Day! Yeah, you forgot it was today too? Snuck up on you too? How do we celebrate this day? Ideas, anyone? 020
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Kinda mourning the loss of St. Mary's Glacier up in Colorado. Went there once in June to go skiing. No lifts...had to hike up to wherever we wanted to ski. Not the greatest snow, either. But loved the idea of a glacier near me. No more. Kinda doubt it will come back, too. Yay, climate change. 😔 110
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Inspired to work on "A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall" and make a great arrangement of it. Guitar, synth/bass/rhythm section, and me singing. I was even coming up with a bass line for it in my dreams this morning. Appropriate song for these days, right? I mean...not to be too on the nose about it, but...nbcbayarea.comCalifornia declares statewide emergency ahead of El Niño stormsGov. Gavin Newsom declared a statewide emergency as California braces for what officials say could be the strongest El Niño on record. 010
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I like to share things that make my life better, easier, more healthful, yummier, etc. Over my lifetime, I have had multiple experiences of people who don't appreciate my sharing and mock me or think my input is stupid. I've learned to keep things to myself. It hurts, but being mocked is worse. 230
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't have anything against tattoos. I don't have a tattoo primarily because I can't decide on something that resonates with me enough to make a permanent mark on my skin. What symbol would work? At this point, maybe a tiki or palm tree. But I'm too in my head about it to decide and commit. 4824
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 NGL...love the idea of Taftmaxxing (even if the whole ____maxxing thing is gonna age like curdled milk). But living in a desert doesn't lend itself to three piece suits...or much formal wear, really. Anyhoo, with hopes this link works, take it away, Chris:instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 020
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy Friday evening, y'all. Nothing outwardly exciting to report. Lots of internal work going on though. Deep stuff, somewhat dark. But for now, some Becherovka and quietude. All is good. 2221
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Okay, yes, the curmudgeon is in. Unapologetically. Get that goddamn football off the screen at the gym. I HATE football. EVERYTHING about it.* BEGONE. That is all. *okay, oversized linemen can get it, but they don't get enough air time and are far too clothed 2210
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Kinda into Dr. Bronner's soap again. I got enticed by their seasonal sandalwood jasmine soap, and bought some. All the T: ain't no jasmine in there. But it does smell nice. Warm. Yes, sandalwood, and patchouli too...but not harsh. 210
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Got hit on hard a few days ago at the store. Like...what? I thought this stopped at...well, a much younger age. I guess chubby daddies are a thing. It wasn't pleasant, for the record. I'm more comfortable being just another guy shopping. 0270
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm not 100% out of the woods yet, but so much better than yesterday. I'ma call it after 12 hours: Grated horseradish: 3 Otherwise-stubborn cold: 0 Such powerful stuff. Food as medicine. Wish I'd had this as a teenager suffering from chronic bronchitis every winter. 030
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Absurd. C'mon, leggies and genglefens*, this is not rocket science. Don't overthink it. The variety show format WORKS. Just do it. Sabrina did a great job. Let others enjoy the fun she had and let us all enjoy watching it. It's contagious. *gratuitous original Muppet Show reference 000
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"The people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade." Plus lots of support from colleagues for that statement...and no rebuttals. So this is life in the post-Partonian world. Yipes.open.substack.comThe Last 24 Hours Are the Opening Scene in a Horror MovieEight different insiders have issued warnings—and you need to hear them out 000
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Cozy. The new consolidated* Uncle Spike work and music corner. Still in progress, but here's my new little piece of the world. May all I produce be melodic, clear, free of errors, brilliant, fun, fascinating, and quixotic. *previously scattered hither and yon 040
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I figure...if I'm a mediocre white man (which...yup...checks out), I will try to keep my head down, my profile low, and my influence as negligible as possible. I'll just love my man and our dog as best I can, do my work, stay healthy, and not achieve a position of power. Up with the matriarchy! 030
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You know that kid who thought he was pretty cool, but his peers all barely tolerated him and didn't want to shatter his illusion? We all knew him, right? What if all along...you were that kid? And even that adult? That's the conversation I'm having with myself these days. 120
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Made a video tonight of yours truly playing an Enya favorite on the piano. Slipped a few times, but oh well. Then listened to it. Piano: too quiet. Me: holy shit I'm breathing loudly. Guess that's what happens when you have childhood asthma and pack on weight as an adult. Oh, alright. Here it is. 1300
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Me: Yes! September! Cooler weather is on the way! Palm Springs: Aren't you pretty! My average highs won't dip below 100 until the first day of fall. Me: 😳 010
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Dafuq is this bullshit? I'm NOT in Texas. Not close. 010
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have some hamburger buns in the fridge ready to go for some homemade cheeseburgers. But...I don't want to buy US beef because now I don't trust it enough to keep me safe from, say, aplastic anemia. Also, the terms "US" and "beef" in this context are questionable now. What a lose-lose sitch. 000
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Fuck. And now Tim Curry. RIP Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Suddenly I'm foreseeing one insanely wild Halloween ahead. 010
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The next Atlantic tropical storm is expected to form this week. It will be called Dolly. Y'all, I've fuckin' had it with 2026. Dropkick this year into oblivion, along with everyone responsible for...for...*this.* (gestures generally at everything) 120
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026National day of mourning, everyone. No American will be untouched by this. Dolly, we will always love you, your smile, your laugh, your voice, your music, your beauty, your kindness, your heart...everything. You will always be an inspiration. And we will miss you so tremendously. 030
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Checking the day's news. Needed to make an espresso martini to cope. I'm sure you all understand. (Not bad.) 0180
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Wow. Angine de Poitrine. A guitar and drum rock duo that plays with microtones and irregular time signatures. Crazy. Like everything cool nowadays, they're from Canada. Rick Beato called them the future of music, that this is who he's been waiting for. High fucking praise. Anyhow, here they are.youtu.bePlease STOP Sending Me ThisYouTube video by Rick Beato 010
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Ugh...that tistic tendency of mine to obsess over one mistake in an interview that an expert makes repeatedly. It's a basic detail, which makes it more baffling. Biting my tongue...or knuckle. Must have grace...I've made basic mistakes in public too...it happens...we're human. *Le frustrated sigh* 0131
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Logy and off today. Not enough energy to do shit, too much to take a nap. Here's how I'm feeling, in musical terms. Slow, fading, malfunctioning, but still pleasant.youtu.beBased Frequency - Summer VacationsYouTube video by Virtual Lounge 010
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Second time I offer up a happy discovery in my life on the R-word sub community site and it gets mocked and derided. Okay. I get it. Y'all don't appreciate me offering up something that may make your lives easier or better somehow. Fuck y'all. Suffer for all I care. *kicks can* 000
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The pedantic copy editor is back. How did this headline escape the editor's red pen, @nytimes.com? The correct word is "borne," not "born." Oh, right...I forgot. The Times hasn't kept copy editors on staff for years. More's the pity. Not a good look. 000
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A number of them for Christmas 1988. Could be clichéd and say Sgt. Pepper, but I'll be unpredictable and say Let it Roll by Little Feat. Never had another album like that since, but it was a good one. Fun Southern rock, updated with '80s-style keyboards and production. Check out the title song.youtu.beLittle Feat - Let It Roll (Video)YouTube video by Warner Records Vault 010
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Yo, @nytimes.com... there are important things to devote time and energy to, and to make a top/front page story. This is not one of them. Report on it, sure. But for the top story? This slop? SMDH... 000
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Unfinished rice from lunch today. Heavy cream. Rich syrup made with mulled spices. Damn. Yummy. I'ma have to make too much rice more often. 1280
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Started watching Lessons in Chemistry, an Apple TV series from 2023. The first episode was very promising. I was sorely disappointed to find that the second episode saw the series fail the Bechdel Test miserably. Still held out hope for a turnaround somehow. And...well, deus ex machina and DONE. 110
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Dafuq is a stitch, y'all? It always seems to be coming. I can Google it, yes, but I'ma exercise my geezer rights and say I'm tired of googling today. And if it is what I think it is, why isn't it a sitch? Kids, edumacate yer uncle and he'll give you a butterscotch candy. 010
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I post a lot of stuff here that goes unnoticed, unliked, or not commented on. My conclusion: I'm doing the right thing. To be great is to be misunderstood. 020
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Tonight's 1980s throwback: this piece of synthpop gold. "Axel F" was inescapable the summer of 1984, and I don't recall anyone complaining about it. I learned how to play the main lick to it and felt like I had gained a new level of cool. Enjoy.youtu.beBeverly Hills Cop • Axel F • Harold FaltermeyerYouTube video by HD Film Tributes 020
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Happy wide Wednesday, y'all. Guess I'm getting too big to be contained in this selfie frame.) Have a great day, kids. Play nice. And remember...we're going to your uncle's favorite buffet for dinner tonight, so be thinking about what you want to eat. 2380
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I'm still convinced that the drug name Truvada was taken from Polari via Morrissey's song "Piccadilly Palare": "So bona to vada your lovely eek and your lovely riah." 010
Uncle Spike @unclespike.bsky.social · 11/08/2026L-lysine. Warts. Let's give it a whirl, shall we? We've tried every damned thing else under the sun, so why not? How great would it be to say "RIP periungual warts. 1987–2026"? 010