Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026About to start the day. Wanna sit under my desk and sniff my balls all afternoon? 350
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trying some basic editing with procreate on RL photos. Kinda like it more than just a basic filter or an AI edit 250
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Going through and revampin my socials and general online vibe. Also going to be giving out this profile to normies so I want there to be some regular photos on here as well 060
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Just waking up this afternoon. My nuts are still sore from last night...any pup bois want to tenderly lap at my sack while I toke this morning? 1143
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026One more day left of my vacation and aside from errands around the house I'm going to spend my day edging (goonmaxxing) There's 118 bros on here and a chat roulette style c2c option after 1k strokes...maybe I'll see some of y'all on there 0110
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Had a buddy over, abused his nuts, and he rewarded me by covering me with this absolutely massive load 1181
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Just called out a twitch streamer (that posts Marvel Rivals and COD reels to FB) for dishonoring the spirit of the game by broadcasting a way to kill opponents before the setup countdown is finished and the spawn point opens and they deleted my comment 🤣 130
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026All cleaned up and ready to repeatedly slap your chin with my sack 1150
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026America is on fire, the government is trying to gaslight its people on a massive scale, and the UN has labeled us unsafe and destabilizing; while I spiral, enjoy this pic of my "saddie but still baddie" self and recent buzzcut 1212
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026The state of the union in the US has had me reeling for a week. If it's proven that FB actively contributed to the division and propaganda that is plaguing our country RN through the use of their algorithm, the whole company needs sued/prosecuted IMO Idk how or on what grounds, but I'm pissed AF 110
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I know this is the place where I usually show my ass (literally), but for once I'm going to show my ass (figuratively and politically) and if you choose to unfollow me, that's fine. At least read through this a bit if you would before you leave. 1/4 130
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Am I the only person that gets irrationally pissed off when a band continues to sing the same exact line for over a minute and a half worth of the song? Like it feels as bad to my brain as a desk alarm that your brother refuses to turn off. 010
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025"Remember, you're only allowed to make out with my balls!...Once you've shown me that you can treat them delicately and with respect I'll let you suck my dick, until then you stay under my sack, understood?" 1160
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Got some new undies today and I fucking love em 0112
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edgerjoystick.tvNSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tvQuick stream, low goals...just trying to have fun 000
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Just woke up and I'm horny as hell, got a stoner boner, and some intoxicating bro musk going on... who's going to give me a tongue bath today? 2233
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edgerjoystick.tvNSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tvDay off with my dongur 021
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Going to stream to joystick soon. Probably starting with some rivals and then doing some art 051
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Wake n bake vibes. Get stoned and touch your weenur bro! 0100
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edgerjoystick.tvNSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tvDeepthroatin', DPS, and Drawing 030
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edgerjoystick.tvNSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tvDeepthroatin', DPS, and Drawing 010
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Probably going to be twitch for the stream. Setting up stuff now 000
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Chilling and relaxing on the day off...probably an art stream kinda day...I'll let you know when I decide if it'll be twitch or joystick 0151
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Do you prefer seeing a softie or a hard-on at the urinal? 2101
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Stop! Unclench your jaw, relax your grip, and calm your mind just for a minute or two and focus on the swinging cock before you...just relax and breathe deeply. It's just a short scroll break... Don't worry about getting dickmatized, just let it happen 0112
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edgerjoystick.tvNSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tvStroke session 010
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Home now, getting prepped and I'll be on joystick shortly 000
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Going to stream an edge session on Joystick when I get home... expect it to start quick and go quick. No tip wheel, and the tip goal will be sitting on a dildo instead of cumming (cause I plan to do that anyways) Work ends at midnight and the stream should be shortly after 0171
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Are there any bottoms participating in locktober that need some internal stress relief? 😏 1101
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Been forever since I've busted out my sewing machine...this felt like a good refresher project (it's a loincloth with a hidden drawstring) 171
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025"You Workin hard or hardly working" "Ehh I'm hard at work unfortunately" 2141
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edgerjoystick.tvNSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tvAssassin's Creed and Chill Edging 030
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Need you tucked under the covers tonguing my fuzzy nuts 1141
Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025"Ok fine, you can see it...but just a peek dude" 0120