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Uncle Shawnzy

@uncleshawnzy.bsky.social
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Equal parts #bator #artist and #gamer South MI transplant. Pretty much all of my friends have seen my peen Linktr.ee/tumbleweedtater

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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
About to start the day. Wanna sit under my desk and sniff my balls all afternoon?
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trying some basic editing with procreate on RL photos. Kinda like it more than just a basic filter or an AI edit
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Woke up in a bit of a mood if you can't tell
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Going through and revampin my socials and general online vibe. Also going to be giving out this profile to normies so I want there to be some regular photos on here as well
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Afternoon bud, how're you doing today?
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just waking up this afternoon. My nuts are still sore from last night...any pup bois want to tenderly lap at my sack while I toke this morning?
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
One more day left of my vacation and aside from errands around the house I'm going to spend my day edging (goonmaxxing) There's 118 bros on here and a chat roulette style c2c option after 1k strokes...maybe I'll see some of y'all on there
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just trying out a new format for nudes
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Had a buddy over, abused his nuts, and he rewarded me by covering me with this absolutely massive load
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just called out a twitch streamer (that posts Marvel Rivals and COD reels to FB) for dishonoring the spirit of the game by broadcasting a way to kill opponents before the setup countdown is finished and the spawn point opens and they deleted my comment 🤣
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Finally fixed my lotr necklace
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
A buddy made this for me 😂
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Brought you breakfast in bed
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
All cleaned up and ready to repeatedly slap your chin with my sack
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
America is on fire, the government is trying to gaslight its people on a massive scale, and the UN has labeled us unsafe and destabilizing; while I spiral, enjoy this pic of my "saddie but still baddie" self and recent buzzcut
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The state of the union in the US has had me reeling for a week. If it's proven that FB actively contributed to the division and propaganda that is plaguing our country RN through the use of their algorithm, the whole company needs sued/prosecuted IMO Idk how or on what grounds, but I'm pissed AF
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I know this is the place where I usually show my ass (literally), but for once I'm going to show my ass (figuratively and politically) and if you choose to unfollow me, that's fine. At least read through this a bit if you would before you leave. 1/4
The picture shows three screenshots of Jonathan Ross, the ice officer shot and killed Renee Good in Minneapolis. Clearly shown are each moment of the three gunshot moments taken from the side of her vehicle and his feet and arm placement are outlined in green, clearly showing he is positioned to the side of her vehicle.
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Post work shower vibes
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Got a haircut finally
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Am I the only person that gets irrationally pissed off when a band continues to sing the same exact line for over a minute and a half worth of the song? Like it feels as bad to my brain as a desk alarm that your brother refuses to turn off.
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Brought you something to eat at work buddy
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
"Remember, you're only allowed to make out with my balls!...Once you've shown me that you can treat them delicately and with respect I'll let you suck my dick, until then you stay under my sack, understood?"
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Work day boredom selfie
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy thanksgiving y'all.
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Bathroom break time at work
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Got some new undies today and I fucking love em
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edger
joystick.tv
NSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tv
Quick stream, low goals...just trying to have fun
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Just woke up and I'm horny as hell, got a stoner boner, and some intoxicating bro musk going on... who's going to give me a tongue bath today?
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edger
joystick.tv
NSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tv
Day off with my dongur
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Going to stream to joystick soon. Probably starting with some rivals and then doing some art
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Wake n bake vibes. Get stoned and touch your weenur bro!
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edger
joystick.tv
NSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tv
Deepthroatin', DPS, and Drawing
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edger
joystick.tv
NSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tv
Deepthroatin', DPS, and Drawing
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Probably going to be twitch for the stream. Setting up stuff now
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Chilling and relaxing on the day off...probably an art stream kinda day...I'll let you know when I decide if it'll be twitch or joystick
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Do you prefer seeing a softie or a hard-on at the urinal?
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Stop! Unclench your jaw, relax your grip, and calm your mind just for a minute or two and focus on the swinging cock before you...just relax and breathe deeply. It's just a short scroll break... Don't worry about getting dickmatized, just let it happen
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edger
joystick.tv
NSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tv
Stroke session
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Home now, getting prepped and I'll be on joystick shortly
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Going to stream an edge session on Joystick when I get home... expect it to start quick and go quick. No tip wheel, and the tip goal will be sitting on a dildo instead of cumming (cause I plan to do that anyways) Work ends at midnight and the stream should be shortly after
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Are there any bottoms participating in locktober that need some internal stress relief? 😏
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Been forever since I've busted out my sewing machine...this felt like a good refresher project (it's a loincloth with a hidden drawstring)
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"You Workin hard or hardly working" "Ehh I'm hard at work unfortunately"
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #artist #stoner #catdad #edger
joystick.tv
NSFWTater - Watch me stream now on joystick.tv
Assassin's Creed and Chill Edging
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Need you tucked under the covers tonguing my fuzzy nuts
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"Ok fine, you can see it...but just a peek dude"
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I found a cute lil leaf bug 🥹
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Breyden @breyden.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
🤚🙋🏻‍♂️
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Uncle Shawnzy @uncleshawnzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
My balls need servicing ASAP
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