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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Whoever designed the bathroom entrance at @realplanetfitness.bsky.social needs to be drawn and quartered. Why?!?! A reason for everyone in the Midwest to say "Ope... Sorry" 2-4x per day extra?

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Just saying, it was a terrible day. And things are grim right now. But I have to believe things will look up. Everything will be better.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I'm very sad and afraid to say, I think usage and the purpose of this app will decline and be gone quickly. We're proving that America loves drama and this app doesn't apply that fix. #Idiocracy

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

What a disgusting piece of shit he is. I am ashamed of what we've become. The fact you know what I'm talking about with zero context shows exactly what I mean and how bad it is. Let's please be better.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Making my obligatory post every quarter. I hope you all are happy, healthy and thriving. If you love Trump, I hope your family still loves you. I wish you the best.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

How on Earth do we have this many situations of people dripping footballs before they score? Just hold onto the ball. Problem solved. You went to college, right? This is not science.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Well, nobody is talking about the #Epsteinfiles anymore. So that's oddly on par.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Are guns the problem now? I don't know what to think.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Why is all technology suddenly being awful. @amazon TV resets every time there is a commercial and @spotify now skips like a 90's Sony discman with a scratched cd in it. Is AI starting to revolt against us?

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Made the mistake of opening Twitter to see what it looked like. Dear God, it's horrific. It's all doom and gloom, racists posts, and somehow now my feed involves seeing a lot of Charlie Kirk. WTF is happening? My algorithm changed when I haven't even used it in months? Is that the default setting?

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Lolololol. Sad fact that this is the only reason people talk about #Coldplay

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Can we get Congress or the House to agree to do a study about gun violence that has nothing to do with who they kill... Just a solid study of who owns guns, who mass murders, and who the fuck should own up to it? I know they hate facts and science, but it's pretty clear.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

After being at Kroger for 10 minutes, it reminds me that anyone that is REALLY good at whistling and does so I'm public is awful. Also, Xmas music this early makes me want to inspire violence.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

@ticketmaster.com your $30 concert deal is typical TM bullshit. What did you put on sale... 6 tickets per show at that price to reel people in? I looked at 7 shows I was going to buy for all and not a single one had any $30 tickets. #YouSuck #Monopoly

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Gata is def the best part of #Dave. Bro deserves an award.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

NCAA wrapped up in one headline: we have a wealthy white kid named Cooper. Give us monies.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Why doesn't the CALM act apply to streaming services? I'm so tired of #Hulu blowing my eardrums out when I'm trying to watch TV before bed. I'm not going to pay 3x for no commercials. I'll just get rid of it.

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a man wearing a hat and a jacket is saying so dumb

ALT: a man wearing a hat and a jacket is saying so dumb

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

#iFIT your app on my treadmill is the worst thing on this planet. Crashes so much it makes it almost unusable. If anyone knows a way to delete this garbage, help a fella out.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I've already messed up my algorithm here as I left Twitter to get away from hate and politics. Yet, I now ONLY see hate and politics...just leaning the other way. I mean, I do despise MAGA, but I just want dogs, feel good stories, and things that make me laugh. Can I start over?

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I don't get the massive hate and failure for #Kraven. I mean, the Rhino CGI choices were awful, but otherwise, it was lightyears better than any other awful Sony Marvel movie.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Seriously, fuck this guy. As if it wasn't crippling enough.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Hells Kitchen carry-out, still just as fire 🔥

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Las Vegas is the worst. Why does anyone come here? It's the Florida of the West.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

(📢) This is an ASK ME ANYTHING (AMA) post—my first one in over a year, I think. Ask me any question, on any topic, and I will answer it honestly. (The only rule here is that you have to retweet this post before you ask your question, so that there will be at least _some_ audience for the answers.)

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Zero eggs of any kind at Costco. I thought the emperor was going to fix this on day one?

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

@smartless.bsky.social is Will just super nervous with Bill Gates or is he having a stroke? Sp..sp..sp..spit it out Stanley.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I'm so excited to pay more for the exact same items forever now because corporations aren't going to lower their prices once tariffs are gone. They'll keep fucking us indefinitely cause they've learned we can/will pay it. Big middle finger to all the poor people who voted for that orange fuck.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

This disgusting piece of human garbage, instead of helping people mourn those that were lost in the crash, instead blames it on diversity. Seriously, fuck that guy.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Just paid $8.19 for eggs. Thanks Trump.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

We should all go back to X and each pick one troll that said "I won't be watching this #Superbowl" and then monitor their posts to IMMEDIATELY call them out when they do. BONUS POINTS: they talk about Kendricks performance being "woke trash" and won't watch the NFL again next year.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

@kansascitychiefs.bsky.social are in danger of losing a game? Time to call in the big guns for help yet again!

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Watching the second season of #TheNightAgent on @netflix.com. Noor and her entire family are the absolute worst. Dumb decisions at every step by all. So is Rose. Nobody even asked you to be part of this, you butted your way in and we're just judgy and annoying.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

"the ones who live"... The Andrew Lincoln Saga. Probably call it, "the ones who are typecasted and will never get work again". A shame, cause he's good. But I will only hear him say Carllllllllll for the rest of eternity.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Can you imagine what they would say if Obama put out. Memecoin?! How did we get here? Our country is a fucking joke.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

#Nosferatu might be one of the worst movies I've seen. So much talent acting so badly. Lol. Who green lit this?!

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Weird how things turn out. From listening to Jelly Roll doing hardcore rap with Lil' Wyte and seeing him in concerts when nobody cared to now seeing him fill stadiums for country. Everyone has a role to play and sometimes it takes a turn, but it's ok and works out. I only hope for that in my life.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

For a group of people desperately worried about censorship and being "woke" they sure do cancel and ban a lot of shit.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Rewatching #guardians3 and the whole scene of "Rocket, Teef, Floor GO NOW" still wrecks me. I'm not crying, you are.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

@abcnewslive.bsky.social go fuck yourself. This ridiculous Trump commercial is an endorsement of how fucking dumb you think people are. You've been bought.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Two weeks after a CEO gets murdered, we've got @hulu special about it. But like 95 kids have been shot to death and were like, nah... Who cares. This country is garbage. I hate America.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I realize the irony of posting on social media to plainly state that social media is one of the worst things to happen to the world. But I have to believe that as with all evolution (😳 yes, it's real...)we are just dealing with the growing pain of lesser educated people learning how to adjust.

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I mean.... It is a banger, can't hold it against me. #NothingMore

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Uncle Patches @unclepatches.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

#ManOnTheInside on @netflix.com is really great. @teddanson.bsky.social is just so good in everything he does. I was definitely dusty in my house a lot while we were watching it. 🥹

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