KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GOING TO EAT THE RAW BATTER?? I'm at the vet now :( 000
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I should stop leaving the baking supplies unattended! I don't even eat it, with my diabetes and all... 100
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 12/02/2025So, say Murray ate a bowl of chocolate cookie dough. Raw. Now whattt..? 100
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Lately, when I run my hand over my chin, it feels like stubble that's just been cut. But I've never had facial hair! ...something's wrong. 000
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Hey now, It's just like my Uncle Pappy used to say: 100
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 05/02/2025@mashedeggz.bsky.social Hi! Please don't go into your living room! 110
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Murray was hungry so he cleaned up! You don't mind him being here? 😁 100
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 05/02/2025And!! Sorry if it got you sick! ... can i play with the kid? 100
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 05/02/2025PRRRRRRO TIP! Swallow your ID! They'll NEVER prove who you REALLY ARE! 110
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 05/02/2025See, I heard a rabbit's foot is real GOOD LUCK! So I left you the WHOLE RABBIT for EXTRA GOOD LUCK! ...And, let's not question the missing head! 100
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I would advise you do so RIGHT away! Before it starts to stink! 100
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Hey! Hey! Pop quiz! What's black and white and red ALL OVER? 100
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 26/01/2025@beach-bear.bsky.social Hey, now! Not fun to go all ghosting on your old pals, now! Is it 2025 or 1992, ammirite? 👻 120
KLUNKL!N3 @uncleklunk.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Why does everybody seem to find me scary? I'm just your Uncle Klunk! :( 020
