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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 8h

Showed this unbeatable fuckin lineup to a certain Coach Ditka, I̶̛̬̒N̴̢̮͋ ̴̺̳͊̓Ḧ̴̹͙́̉E̷͕̗̅L̸̡̲̽L̷̞̀̆

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fucking Cleveland man. Gotdamn Cleveland

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Case Keenum, such an underrated absolute pro. So cute he got to bring his little girl on the postgame show.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Department of War commercial ugghh fucck off. Next they're gonna say: America. We just went into a country and kidnapped their president DAY ONE, remember that guy? Me either. And then we killed the leader of Iran DAY ONE. Please visit our website.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No other human being is playing Suikoden on the switch while watching the GATORS. I'm a different breed, a real sicko

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I smoked just the perfect amount to get silly and excited that the Gators are back 🐊 😆

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If I was in the college gameday crowd I would just hold up a big Epstein cardboard head and post up next to the Jesus sign guy.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Monday night and here I am drinking and playing Suikoden

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not watching the game at all but I feel a noticeable calm that Jameis is back

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Jenn, I thought you would never ask

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have very little faith in the KU offense, but I'm still distracted by the girl that played the national anthem, oo la la

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It turns out you can actually support the pushback on Ed Sheeran without making an unoriginal meme, the man was already boring to begin with.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If we have to see Charlie Kirk posts online every September, and it's not a replay of the clip, I have a big problem with that.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Also I bet the 44 over like a fucking loser

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Star Fox Adventures is definitely a video game. Already loving the cycle of: Go get this thing so you can do that thing. But FIRST you have to go get this thing over here, hope you remember where that is, and once you've done all that, only then do you become a furry.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Pretty shocked how empty the Stanford stadium is. An opening day game against a team that beat you last year? Come on

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

There isn't nearly enough Trump outrage. Not even close to enough.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Ughh still sad about Dolly. Quite possibly the greatest American woman to ever lace em up. Incredibly kind, talented, tolerant, funny, compassionate, sexy, and a champion of the child-free life. Irreplaceable icon.

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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oooh boy I do NOT feel on top of my shit

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It's called the Internet T. It's where you post photos of Hot Chicks from Malcolm in the Middle who tragically pass away to gratify ya sexual proclivities. It ain't bad.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm shook to learn that Kaden Wetjen is pronounced Weeegen and not Wet-jen. What are we even doing here people?

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It is unsettling how good drinking on your birthday feels

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Caleb Williams has 91 speed on the new Madden lol

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Smoking before watching Project Runway to absorb maximum cunty

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I thought I was crushing until I saw the man with the Adam West Batmobile. Save some for the rest of us my guy.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I'm high and feel like I taste soap, what up with that?

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Man the amount of complaints bugs and issues I'm saying for the new college football game is pretty diabolical. Why am I excited to play this when so much of it is kind of unplayable?

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Really not sure what to read next, recently getting burned out on gritty fantasy and early Steven King even though I love both.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This week would be a real piece of shit without new Starfox

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

If it happened today I would forget about everything else lol

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Amazing to wake up early today and put some time in on the Starfox Remake. I unlocked all expert medals on the OG last night for the first time. Remake so far is great! Got the Zoness and Sector Z medals on the first attempt like a boss. Love this game!

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

And yes, it's way too much to ask, but new Star Fox also needs to save me from my own life choices of having sex with a Gemini beyond the morally acceptable amount of: (don't do it, don't EVER do it, do it five times MINIMUM you piece of shit, you fucking rat.)

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I need new Starfox to arrive on Switch 2 to turn my brain off so I'm not constantly reminded I live in the late stage capitalist golden age of criminality and/or pedophiles.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

A lady left her home and teaching job to attend the Michael Jackson molestation trial 🫪?!

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Swan Boy could end on the Big Tex obituary and I think I would be satisfied. Much needed laughs

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

And we're back. I will NEVER be ok.

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Uncle Jayhawk @unclejayhawk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Every day in DK64 I wake up and collect another color coded banana from one of 19 identical caves. There are 5 monkeys, each monkey has a gun. Each gun opens a door. Behind the door is a switch. The switch unlocks a barrel. The barrel contains gainful employment, but only for the SMALL monkey.

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