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Uncle Crappy.

@unclecrappy.bsky.social
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Recovering ex-journalist in Pittsburgh. Jam bands, craft beer, chili dogs and college football. Disappointingly shallow. Carlacrappyshow.com

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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kenyatta is a menace. #GoBucks #CFB
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s clean, it has everything you need and it’ll make your Saturday even better. @ajkuftic.xyz
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An excellent question.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Noon #CFB selections: Bama-Clanga in the big TV. Quadbox includes ❌ichigan-Minnesota, Middle-Kansas, Ships-Planes and WVU-Iowa State. Will sub in Guards playoff game somewhere at 1. #CnCShow
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're a Big Ten fan? Friends, it get no Big Tennier than ❌ichigan at Minnesota and Ohio State at Iowa Saturday afternoon. Enjoy the glop, you guys, after you get ready with the Carla and Crappy Show. @carlaswankfox.bsky.social @ajkuftic.xyz carlacrappyshow.substack.com/p/carla-and-...
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Carla and Crappy Show: The Gloopy Clanga Edition
Also, Pop-Tarts taste testing, Team Elmo, bad behavior, and so many cowbells.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rough start to Birthday Month -- the coffee pot shut off early.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If this weekend’s games are as interesting as the weeks your friends from the #cncshow had, we’re going to in in for a jaw-dropping Saturday. Get ready with us! @carlaswankfox.bsky.social @ajkuftic.xyz carlacrappyshow.substack.com/p/carla-and-...
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Carla and Crappy Show: The Interesting Week Edition
Meet The Fun Index! Also, itchy games, pickles, and fullback distractions.
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Reposted by Uncle Crappy.
Carla Swank Fox @carlaswankfox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Grab your coffee! Week 3 of the CFB season is already proving to be chaotic, which is appropriate considering this week’s #CnCShow. Skip the TV pregame and get ready with us! @unclecrappy.bsky.social @ajkuftic.xyz carlacrappyshow.substack.com/p/carla-and-...
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Carla and Crappy Show: The Confessions and Chaos Edition
Also, an abundance of chickens, quadboxes, good vibes, and Country Roads.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is that where fresh goal posts come from?
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Congrats, Jenda! You’re going to be the best trdihen Pittsburgh has ever seen!
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go Bills. unclecrappy.com/2026/09/13/s...
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same lake. no mistake.
Discover why shifting allegiance from the Browns to the Bills feels right for a dedicated football fan after years of disappointment.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Drinking a year-old Mad Elf at midnight because college football is annoying. Please try to keep it down tomorrow morning, guys.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shit.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was having a nice Saturday…
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is not feeling good.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THERE’S the kicking game we know and love. 😑
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Texas. Is. Penn State? #zombienation @trailion.bsky.social @carlaswankfox.bsky.social
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
MY BOBCATS
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Getastopgetastopgetastop
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let’s go to a third OT in Athens. #OUOhYeah
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bobcats headed to OT with Jax State and Bucks are rolling so far. How’s everyone else doing this evening? #OUOhYeah #GoBucks #cncshow
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bucks rushing on third down AND CONVERTING. 🌰 #cncshow #gobucks
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can we just call Pitt-UCF at 2:00 in the first half? A 5-0 Pitt win feels so perfect. @carlaswankfox.bsky.social @ajkuftic.xyz #cncshow
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OT starts in West Lafayette.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Army! Nooooo… 😳
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who is making Crappy look silly this week? 1. Oregon (Preseason, I said they were best team in country/would make it to FBS title game); 2. Oklahoma (note previous message anticipating a “beatdown in Ann Arbor.” @ajkuftic.xyz @carlaswankfox.bsky.social #cncshow
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not as good as the one from Wisconsin last week, but that was a killer punt outta Michigan.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can’t decide what to watch at noon? Here’s @ajkuftic.xyz’s noon quadbox for your viewing pleasure. @carlaswankfox.bsky.social is keeping an eye on Penn State at Temple and I’m ready to watch the beatdown in Ann Arbor. #cncshow
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In which we discuss the nature of time and why it doesn't work in Ann Arbor and the greatest punt in football history. #CnCShow #CollegeFootball @carlaswankfox.bsky.social @ajkuftic.xyz carlacrappyshow.substack.com/p/carla-and-...
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Carla and Crappy Show: The Poorly Designed Edition
Also, secret clocks, a very nice punt, and the game that never ended.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And don't forget Covid. It's around. Ask me how I know. 😑
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wisconsin’s unis for the game are sweet!
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Big Ten needs two things: A designer and people who can tell time.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Get ready for today’s games with us! carlacrappyshow.substack.com/p/carla-and-...
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Carla and Crappy Show: The 15 Years and Six Beers Edition
Also, BYU message boards, TV advice, and so many brackets! We’re back, friends.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve been here for 30+ years. I’ve never seen that before.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Q: Whatcha doing this weekend? A: Listening to the #CnCShow and watching #CollegeFootball, obviously. @carlaswankfox.bsky.social @ajkuftic.xyz carlacrappyshow.substack.com/p/carla-and-...
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Carla and Crappy Show: The 15 Years and Six Beers Edition
Also, BYU message boards, TV advice, and so many brackets! We’re back, friends.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy College Football Eve to all those who celebrate. #CnCShow @carlaswankfox.bsky.social @ajkuftic.xyz @sickoscommittee.org
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Unrelated: I thought of you when I read this earlier today. Happy college football season! www.nytimes.com/athletic/753...
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Kirby Smart uses a microphone at Georgia practices. Anyone within a half-mile can hear him
Smart's mic'd-up shouts at practice are the stuff of legend for those living and working within a half-mile radius of UGA practice.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That’s it. I’m out. Do any of my Pittsburgh friends have an old Stillers jersey I can use?
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
She controls access to the man holding the most powerful job on the planet. She controls what he sees, who he speaks with and how he presents himself to the public. That is real power. And it's unacceptable to suggest that questions about her should be off limits. In fact, we need to know more.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, boys and girls, there will be FCS games on your televisions. #CollegeFootball season is here, and you can get ready with the #CnCShow summer preview show. IT'S TIME. 🏈 @carlaswankfox.bsky.social @ajkuftic.xyz carlacrappyshow.substack.com/p/carla-and-...
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Carla and Crappy Show: The SPONSOR Fifteen Years Edition, Brought to You by SPONSOR
Also, Chip Kelly's wardrobe, Monster Energy, and ... we're still talking about Pop-Tarts?
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Milk. 🤢
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
FIFTEEN YEARS of the #CnCShow. And 15 years of making it through the summer watching the CFL and DVRed games from last year. 😆 @carlaswankfox.bsky.social @ajkuftic.xyz carlacrappyshow.substack.com/p/carla-and-...
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Carla and Crappy Show: The SPONSOR Fifteen Years Edition, Brought to You by SPONSOR
Also, Chip Kelly's wardrobe, Monster Energy, and ... we're still talking about Pop-Tarts?
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Annual message. #cncshow @carlaswankfox.bsky.social @ajkuftic.xyz
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Dispensary. Liquor store. BJs. GE. You know, the basics.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The exterior door directly into the bathroom is a nice touch.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Cig *almost* smiled.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Curt. Go.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It’s gameday, people, and you’ve gotta hear what @carlaswankfox.bsky.social, @ajkuftic.xyz and I think about tonight’s CFP champinchip game. Thanks for an awesome 14th season, yinz guys! open.substack.com/pub/carlacra...
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Carla and Crappy Show: The Hoo-Hoo-Hoosier Champion Edition
Also, Cig’s many memes, FCS craziness, and hoo boy, were we wrong about this year.
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Uncle Crappy. @unclecrappy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Sometime, I’m gonna show up — I don’t think I’ve talked to you in person since a Podcamp years ago. 😀
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