Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comClose-up of Hand with Red SpotsAlt: Jerking off 010
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Always funny to see a marginalized person admire and embrace the tools and morals of their oppressors. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Who’s going back to watch the same fucking movie yet again. 110
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Please treat her well this year nort. Poor woman deserves it. 1320
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don’t care, don’t support anything those people do. 010
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Could lose even worse against your century long most hated rival in sports, like my Sox. 100
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Therewoofstatic.klipy.comYoung Frankenstein: Igor's Creepy SmileALT: Young Frankenstein: Igor's Creepy Smile 020
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Swift quickly changing their name to Marmalade. 011
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Some people will always concede to corporations. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Some of y’all truly do deserve the world we live in. 001
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is as blatantly wrong as any MAGA cultist. Kraft being a cunt doesn’t make every bad thing you claim about him true. 020
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bluesky auto hiding this comment for me is very funny. 120
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s also rich people being fucking idiots and believing their own bullshit, to be fair. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We’ve seen explicit sex in this comic but somehow this feels the most explicit. 060
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You can’t be mad at taxpayers funding it while also calling for an addition that would’ve doubled the price to taxpayers. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 11/09/2026He’s a religious fundamentalist, you did not need this information for that conclusion. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Christ you people turning a abrahamic terrorist into McCarthyism against socialism is too on the nose to parody. 001
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This did not need time to be a stupid ass take. It was hot steaming shit right from the get go. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Can we turn the faces into creepy uncanny valley ai looking monstrosities? If so I’m in. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Which pair would get along better: Sunny and alt universe Rosie, or Rosie and alt universe Sunny? 100
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026That ditto is so good. And my boy shuckle is there being not fuckled with, as is his wont. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Vote blue no matter who meant voting for him over Oz. Meaning it was, as always, accurate advice. 120
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I don’t see what the problem is, those all look right around a half hour to me. 010
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Truly a match made somewhere in the vicinity of heaven. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026God i forgot about that moment and started crying all over again. Shitty tech that’s always listening to us can be good sometimes. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It is BULLSHIT. Our only hope is the rule of threes snipes the white 80 year old celebrity we all wanted. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I mean, Mother Gothel has mother right in the name. As evil mommy as evil mommy gets, both the saccharine and disciplinarian side of the coin. Depending on how wide we define villain, Kronk has gotta be up there. Basically caregives Yzma all film, great cook, good with kids, just a sweet dude. 020
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The Packers ones are pretty good, probably the only good rivalries uni. Much better than the Syracuse Bears. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This arc is what the years of this comic has been leading up to: no matter the insanity, it boils down to just two people in love. It is perfect. 0100
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This trend reaches far outside algorithm specific feeds. You can tell this by going on other social media, or checking things out logged out. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Sleep or wife boob? Woman has her priorities straight. Well, gay anyway. 030
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I feel like Thor is right up there with Hulk in “heroes that should be stronger but are just used to make the villains look like more of a threat.” 2120
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comMan Holds 'No' SignALT: Man Holds 'No' Sign 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Isn’t most of landing automated now? I’d take my luck landing a plane than I would beating an all time great athlete. 0100
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The terminally online leftism here is the immediate discarding and villainizing of anybody you deem not pure enough to support the cause. 000
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Every single grifter out there was a failure before settling on manipulating idiots for cash. Shame to be conservative is to be too stupid to realize. 31290
Dexter Newport @unclearneeds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Sorry, but the idea of Barry dropping a random post showing he’s super into crypto is absolutely hilarious to me. Full on Scooby Doo ass mask pull revealing Barry’s been a secret crypto bro the whole time, and has decided he’s made enough to quit the charade. And reveals he’s made $12. 010
