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@uncle-mark.bsky.social
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Doggie Daddy fleeing the burning hellscape of the hellbird site. Invites witty conversation & debate. Adores history, satire & humor. Will not suffer fools, Q-Anuses, or Trumptards…but alas, I repeat myself.

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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You suddenly arrived at this revelation one month before the election, after 2 years of supporting Trump.  Too little too late, Thelma. You can’t get out of the Trump car now, it’s already left the cliff.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s so much colon to unpack in that rant. Let’s start with “God’s clear definition of marriage.”
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“La la la la la…FAKE NEWS…I can’t hear you, and if I can’t hear you, MAGA can’t hear you…la la la la…FAKE NEWS.”
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then again, just look at these boobs infesting the White House.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meanwhile in the US, we’re still struggling with our own “BOOBONIC PLAGUE”… the plague of boobs. …And NO, I’m not talking about Bryan Noem.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beloved Beastie would never let that POS or his shitlings anywhere near my doors, especially since he’s such a good judge of character.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Laura Loomer replies: “Hey Dumb-Dumb, give me some gum-gum.”
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
While everyone else in the car was laughing, Dennis was not amused.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still waiting for the cup of ambition to kick in. Looks like the guard dog's the only one with ambition this morning.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy 9-2-5 !! Don’t forget to pour yourself a cup of ambition.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My response every time my best friend recommends eating at Panda Express.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Reptiles,” you say…but these are all of Trump’s friends. Then again, none of them are as cold-blooded and lizard-brained as Trump (seen here, preparing to spew venom across the room at reporters)
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guard dog ACTIVATED
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BULLSHIT !! Trump is banning media outlets, just like how Vance was banned from the set of “The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”…for (ahem) obvious reasons.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OH NOES… “…right after Donald Trump was elected the first time, the witches, warlocks/manwiches and abortionists got together on Facebook and did evil spells against him…”
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yep…my beloved beastie not only sniffs out every tree in the park, but checks under every picnic table.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.” Might I recommend crossing these bridges:
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t think even Jeff Boyardee would find that rubber-faced walleyed creep palatable.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But after all that boot-licking from Tim “Apple,” and he still ends up in Fatty’s crosshairs. No one’s immune from the impulsive mad King WhatHaveYouDoneForMeLately…not even Walmart or even Google (after their groveling renaming of Lake Ontario.)
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🐾"Labrador Weekend...my furry butt 😡"🐾
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy Labrador Weekend !!
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“IKR?”
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, of course not !! Have y’all seen what he kept under his bed?
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“I’ll haunt you in your bathroom, judge.”
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Meanwhile, the US bald eagle…
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
With that ‘no bestiality’ requirement dropped, it’s gonna make it a lot easier for some agents to sleep their way to the top.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Another day under the incompetent, corrupt & abusive Trump regime, another game of Russian Roulette at the grocery store.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Once again, the pathetic, approval-thirsty man-child has to post some made-up, self aggrandizing shit about himself, because no one of any serious merit will.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Such beautiful eyes and a boopable nose !! Aztec says “Hi.”
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“…And this recipe should infect a family of 4 for under $20.”
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“…And this recipe should infect a family of 4 for under $20.”
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s the AI and Omega!
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’ve always been more of an Uncle Arthur fan, myself.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
TATE HAS FANS?!! REALLY?!! THIS GUY?!! 😉
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
OH NO !! Whatever will this malignant regime do without Chuckie’s girlfriend?
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Emmer is such a He-Man, himself. So where’s his Fisto?
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
HOW CAN THAT BE?!! Our orange gawd keeps telling us that he has divinely opened the Strait.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I know how this regime feels about transwomen, but frankly, I think Baghdad Bob is looking really good, and I’m impressed that they hired her since transitioning.
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Uncle Mark’s Mugshot @uncle-mark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh great a whole docu-series on America’s First Whore. I guess this is one way to get Melabia to stay at the White House for a few days, if only for filming. 🙄
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