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Uncle Cryptid

@uncle-cryptid.bsky.social
290 followers 238 following 19 posts

🏳️‍🌈 IT guy, board game collector, gay uncle AMAB ENBY, he/him, Vaginoplasty 7/26

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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gender dysphoria? Not me, I got bottom surgery in order to eliminate my weaknesses and become the ultimate lifeform
Self, 2-months post vaginoplasty
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ox-King~
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😲 Woww looking really good!! Great, now i got pussy envy 😩
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Was feeling pretty good about my progress ~2 weeks ago, but I’ve just had more & more pain, bleeding, and exhaustion since 🫩 rewatching Evangelion to feel better about myself
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah I’m a stomach sleeper 🫩 mistakenly thought side sleeping would be a more comfortable compromise 💀
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sore, sleep deprived, sensitive, serene
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🐱 Been about a month, still not really photogenic but wayyy better now.
4 week post-op vaginoplasty
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Post-op recovery is going as well as it can, but damn I’m horny as hell 😮‍💨
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
very glad I didn’t also spend more money on the DLC. This felt like it should have been a third of the whole game. I put 200+ hours into every Pokemon game, but I have no desire to ever replay this, and the whole experience has been so miserable I’m ready to stop buying the games entirely.
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Something changed in me the first time I heard someone combine “plumber’s” and “crack”
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
It doesn’t even sound like she’s saying “big adora” to me, it sounds “myth adora” or “miss adora”.
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I wanna see more of you 🥺 so I can fantasize about making out & worshipping you however you want 😈
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
legit obsessed with you man, you’re so freaking hot 🥵
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Thank you for your transparency! It’s definitely important to remember that I’m only seeing a snippet. I know it’s the right path, but don’t want to venture it unaware or ill prepared.
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Oh wow, I’ve only followed for a little but assumed you’ve had it longer. you’re so natural showing it off and it looks great! That’s awesome! I was anxious that a really long recovery was necessary for it to start looking & feeling good. Congrats!
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Real hot, real sexy, real jealous 😩
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Pastor Wolf changed my brain chemistry fr
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Seeing this stellar himbo fills me with determination!
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Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Finding some really hot profiles on this app has opened up a new perspective…
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