Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gender dysphoria? Not me, I got bottom surgery in order to eliminate my weaknesses and become the ultimate lifeform 2352
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026😲 Woww looking really good!! Great, now i got pussy envy 😩 140
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Was feeling pretty good about my progress ~2 weeks ago, but I’ve just had more & more pain, bleeding, and exhaustion since rewatching Evangelion to feel better about myself 5100
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Yeah I’m a stomach sleeper mistakenly thought side sleeping would be a more comfortable compromise 💀 000
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026🐱 Been about a month, still not really photogenic but wayyy better now. 3532
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Post-op recovery is going as well as it can, but damn I’m horny as hell 😮💨 1120
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/10/2025very glad I didn’t also spend more money on the DLC. This felt like it should have been a third of the whole game. I put 200+ hours into every Pokemon game, but I have no desire to ever replay this, and the whole experience has been so miserable I’m ready to stop buying the games entirely. 040
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Something changed in me the first time I heard someone combine “plumber’s” and “crack” 030
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 26/06/2025It doesn’t even sound like she’s saying “big adora” to me, it sounds “myth adora” or “miss adora”. 020
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I wanna see more of you 🥺 so I can fantasize about making out & worshipping you however you want 😈 010
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/04/2025legit obsessed with you man, you’re so freaking hot 🥵 010
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Thank you for your transparency! It’s definitely important to remember that I’m only seeing a snippet. I know it’s the right path, but don’t want to venture it unaware or ill prepared. 010
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Oh wow, I’ve only followed for a little but assumed you’ve had it longer. you’re so natural showing it off and it looks great! That’s awesome! I was anxious that a really long recovery was necessary for it to start looking & feeling good. Congrats! 130
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Seeing this stellar himbo fills me with determination! 010
Uncle Cryptid @uncle-cryptid.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Finding some really hot profiles on this app has opened up a new perspective… 080