iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Major kitten development: took Bowie to their first vet visit and it turns out I’ve been misgendering her this whole time. Bowie is a girl. Ziggy is a girl. Suddenly a lot less worried about surprise sibling litter. Kitten picture included as tribute. Crossposted with @openvibe.social

A pair of black and white tuxedo kittens curled up on top of one another sleeping on a grey blanket.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Meet Ziggy (left) & Bowie (right), 4 month old sister and brother kittens that I adopted on Saturday. Tonight, unprompted, both came up and cuddled up on my lap. At the same time, renewing my will to live for another decade. It feels good to be a cat dad again. Crossposted with @openvibe.social

A picture from a first-person point of view of a pair of tuxedo kittens sitting on a lap. The one on the left has a white streak down her nose and only one eye, while the one on the right has a white half-mustache marking on his right lip.

Author’s note: also they’re fucking goddamn ADORABLE OMG.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Working from home today. Bird outside my window doing his best rendition of 'Car Alarm Medley (3-hour Extended Remix)' to try and convince the ladies he's the most fuckable feathered car in NYC. Godspeed, horny-ass bird. Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Four-panel comic showing a plump sparrow-like bird and a large black crow-like bird.

First panel:
Sparrow: So this is a nice place you have.

Second panel:
Sparrow: What do-
Crow (interrupting, all-caps: TWEET BEEEP WHOOP WHOOP

Third panel:
Crow (from of frame): I'M A FUCKING CAR OOH YEAH
Sparrow: (silent, in background)

Fourth panel:
Crow (outside of frame): 300 HORSEPOWER OF PURE AVIAN FUCKMEAT
Sparrow: (silent, judgmental expression)

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

It occurs to me that I haven’t posted anything on the socials in a very long time, and people may be wondering if I’m alive and how I’m doing. As both proof of life and an indicator of how I’m doing, I present my current phone lock screen. Crossposted with @openvibe.social

iPhone lock screen with a peach gradient background and a purple raccoon illustration holding a phone, with bold text below reading “BORN TO AVOID WORLD IS MY ROOM.” The time shows 10:32 on Wed Jun 17, with flashlight and camera icons at the bottom.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Very excited for NYE tonight. Got my tickets, so ready to go.

A hand holding two fake event tickets labeled “COUCH GEN ADM OLD,” with one ticket boldly printed “STAY HOME DO NOTHING AND GO TO BED EARLY”

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Sun is shining, birds are singing, I just voted for a socialist, and Cheney’s dead. Good day so far.

Man with a gray beard wearing a black cap and hoodie, showing an "I Voted! In the City of New York" sticker on his chest, smiling slightly indoors.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Posting this historical document here. For history reasons.

This is a historical news clipping from Berlin, dated February 4th, reporting that Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels banned five German comedians for making jokes about Nazi leaders. Goebbels stated that while humor exists in Nazi Germany, it must be "good-natured, decent and clean."

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Birthday present to myself just arrived. New favorite mug unlocked.

Hand holding a white mug printed with two handcuffed hand silhouettes. The hands are making the ‘awesome’ or ‘devil horns’ pose, and the handcuffs are shown opened. The text “Crime is legal — Embrace the void.” frames the silhouettes.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

My office has these little fruit gummy snacks and I’ve taken to enacting acts of gummy-mancy to determine my day, mostly by making poker hands out of them. Today is a full Five Flavor Day, *and* I got a Full House with 2 strawberry 3 raspberry gummies. Big day ahead, clearly.

Assorted gummy candies in various fruit shapes, including red berries and citrus slices, arranged on a dark textured surface.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Sweat soaked, perhaps, but not even the HOTTEST FUCKING DAY IN NYC IN OVER A DECADE FUUUUUUCK was gonna stop me from voting. Shame how I ran out of ranks to give before I got to Cuomo. Maybe if they’d sent me one more text. Anyway get out and fucking vote if you haven’t already.

A person with a short white beard wearing sunglasses holds an "I Voted" sticker. They are dressed in a colorful shirt featuring skull designs and a white t-shirt underneath, adorned with a pendant necklace. Sunlight softly illuminates their face from the side.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

My cast for tomorrow’s game, ready to bug (heh) my players.

A collection of small, detailed tabletop gaming miniatures. The scene includes various figures, such as insects with colorful illustrations on standing cards and gray models of crayfish, dragons, and humanoid characters, all arranged neatly on a black surface. The background shows various desk items.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Because this is what I see when I search for them in my area :(

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Perfectly Normal Planescape battlemap.

A hand-drawn dungeon map on a foldable dry-erase battle grid, featuring floating stone platforms connected by rickety bridges and staircases. The platforms have cracks, tufts of grass, and small pools of blue water at the edges. The background grid is metallic silver, giving the map a dynamic, immersive feel for tabletop RPG adventures.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Me: “Look, crafting in my game is actually really straightforward, I made a simple flowchart to help explain it.” The flowchart:

Screenshot of the Obsidian note-taking app on mobile showing a Canvas screen with a zoomed-out view of a complex flowchart with at least 8 to 10 levels of complexity and multiple logic/algorithmic loops. The zoom out hides the details on the individual flowchart nodes but the image implies a high level of complexity.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Due to circumstances beyond my control I have lost all use of my right hand until further notice. I appreciate your understanding during this difficult time.

A black cat is peacefully resting on a person’s arm, with its head gently placed on their hand. The scene is cozy, with the person covered in a soft, beige blanket and seated on a couch. In the background, a wooden coffee table and cardboard boxes are visible, adding to the relaxed home atmosphere.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Updated my bio here for, uh, reasons. Spot the difference. Ennies? Never heard of ‘em.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Had Session Zero with my group for a paid D&D campaign and I am thrilled to announce that I have successfully bamboozled them into letting me run a Planescape campaign for them.

A meme featuring a close-up shot of The Nameless One from Planescape: Torment, showing his scarred, undead face and dreadlock-like black hair with metal attachments. The image has text overlaid in white Impact font reading "That really Updated" at the top and "My journal" at the bottom, referencing the game's journal update notifications.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Finally received my perfectly Normal Briefcase from Triangle Agency. So excited to go through this and play with the gang, soon.

Contents of a Triangle Agency game collection displayed on a white table, showing several items: a hardcover book titled "Triangle Agency: Clock in. Save the World." with artwork of a figure in blue holding a briefcase, a spiral-bound notebook with red abstract design, a manual labeled "THE VAULT" with triangle warning symbols, and what appears to be a box containing dice or gaming pieces in red and blue colors. All items share the Triangle Agency branding and aesthetic combining blue, red, and white colors.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

“… father, I crave violence.” The morning ritual of my cat scrambling off off my lap and slamming into the window before settling down and staring daggers at the birds outside has begun.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Oh *hell* yeah I’ve got my NYE watch on lock. A 2+ hour deep dive into Ultima Underworld? Bless you, Majuular.

Screenshot of a YouTube video titled “Ultima Underworld Retrospective | Forging a New Era”, by Majuular. The image features a fantasy dungeon scene with orange-red stone walls, where a blonde warrior in red clothing holding a sword and torch is confronted by monsters - a blue/turquoise troll or orc on the left and skeletal warriors on the right. A timestamp of 2:24:23 is visible in the corner.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

ok I just started the GM (Goblin Master) section of the game

White text on a green background with fluttering snowflakes showing. The text reads:

## GM Section
OK, first of all: *I'm not sorry*. If you're looking for an apology, I mean, you *chose* this. Best I can do is to repeatedly urge you, dear GM, to not do this while in your right mind. This game runs on pure bullshit and you, my friend, have been given the mission of shoveling as much of it as you can at your players, as quickly as possible.

Trust me, it's your only shot at getting away with it.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Let no one say I am not festive as *fuck*.

A mirror selfie of a person wearing a festive Christmas outfit consisting of a Santa hat, black hoodie decorated with a green tinsel-like material and red spiral pattern, and blue jeans. They have a white beard and are taking the photo with an iPhone in what appears to be a home office setting with folding chairs, a bookshelf, and wooden flooring visible in the background.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Serious progress made on turning the extra room into a gaming/streaming/recording room. Definitely going to need to put in some sound/echo-proofing.

A wide-angle picture of a relatively small room with white/cream walls. There is a tower computer and desk and recording equipment set up in one corner, another table set up with chairs for gaming, and some furniture against the opposite wall. It is mostly still bare, but functional.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

as well-intentioned folks have taken to these fine sites to proffer encouragement, I post here proof of my sin, so that thou may know me and my works gaze upon them, and despair

A white page with a series of very poor quality (in the opinion of their author) sketches, done in digital pencil on an iPad with a procreate, both of which were purchased about 4 years ago with the lie that their owner would "practice lots and learn to draw", which, spoilers, he did not. And now every year or so he takes another sad crack at it. Anyway this year's crop of shitty drawings are several vague sketches of what might be cats? One of them is hideously deformed, the other is also that, but wearing a Santa hat and a scarf.. some kind of box? A mug as well. One of them looks like abstract art but the author assures us was meant to be a cat tower/scratcher. Look, none of these are good, and no one should encourage these sins against art. Just nod and move along.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

when you spend your strength training sessions listening to communist podcasts

Partial screenshot of a iPhone calendar entry showing an appointment from 10:30 AM to 12:00 PM labeled ‘Join the Swoletariat’.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

this bit in the latest Jimquisition nearly killed me

Photo/screenshot of a photoshopped TTRPG book that parodies the style of the original Vampire: the Masquerade but replaces the title with “This Bitch: The Audacity”, above a picture of an angry looking old woman with photoshopped glowing red eyes and a ridiculously high dome-head of hair.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

… brb integrating this phenomenon into my next ttrpg’s resolution mechanic. Somehow.

An overhead picture of a black and white tuxedo cat laying on a grey comforter. A pair of red arrow indicate the cat’s white whiskers, half of which are pointing forward and the other half of which are pointing sideways.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

A stream? At *night*?! Holy carp, it’s actually happening. Come hang out while I start a new game of Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader, live right now on: twitch.tv/uncivilizeddan

Promotional image of the characters from the video game Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader. It has a notice at the top that indicates it is a livestream and the words “Let’s Play Livestream” have been added at the bottom. A picture of Dan, the streamer, pointing back at the characters has been added to the bottom right corner.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

It's streamtime again. Today's 3-hour bout of semi-coherent ranting about TTRPG's will involve finally cracking open my copy of Exalted: Essence! Come hang out, won't you? twitch.tv/uncivilizeddan

Youtube thumbnail that shows the cover of the TTRPG book 'Exalted: Essence', and reads 'Indie TTRPG Deep Dive' and the name of the game. A 'Live' graphic at the top right indicates that this is a livestream.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

We return to shouting semi-coherently at Indie TTRPG's live. One more shot at Extreme Meatpunks Forever and deciding which game to check out next! Also potential vidya games if we wrap up early. Come hang out. twitch.tv/uncivilizeddan

Youtube thumbnail that reads 'Indie TTRPG Deep Dive' over the game title of 'Extreme Meatpunks Forever'. The cover of the book is next to it, and the background is a blurred version of the cover. At the top right corner, a LIVE indicator appears.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

It’s not much, but it’s everything I have.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Alright folks I’m back on my bullshit, and that bullshit is shouting semi incoherently at indie TTRPGs on my stream, *as men once did*. Come hang out, today in checking out Extreme Meatpunks Forever’s meatmechs! twitch.tv/uncivilizeddan

A YouTube video thumbnail reading ‘Indoe TTRPG Deep Dive’ and ‘Extreme Meatpunks Forever’, along with the cover for the game.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

You can keep your “marriage” and “wedded bliss” and “actual human companionship”. I have *her*.

Picture of a black and white tuxedo cat lounging, with a pasted image of a man imitating the ‘pointing soyjak’ meme format pointing back at the cat in the bottom right corner.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

Update: new shoes acquired. More importantly: new box acquired for cat.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 30/08/2024

Happy Bell Riots day to all who celebrate.

Partial screenshot of a screen showing the date to be Friday, August 30, 2024, from the Star Trek DS9 episode “Past Tense”.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

Oh, *I'm* 'unmedicated and manic'? *You're* unmedicated and manic! This whole *timeline* is unmedicated and manic! *points at feed* They're unmedicated and manic!

Screenshot of Al Pacino in-character in the movie '... And Justice For All' being dragged out of the courtroom by two bailiffs while shouting.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 02/08/2024

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, my cat’s fluffy fuzzy belly omg omg so cute?

Picture of a sleeping black and white tuxedo cat with her white fluffy belly exposed.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

Took a personality test as part of a job app. What they sent me back looks a hell of a lot like a character class and stats:

A screenshot of a 'Predictive Index' test result showing high scores in Collaborative, reserved, Steady, and Precise, with low scores in Independent, Sociable, Driving, and Flexible.

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 08/07/2024

Me applying to jobs: “Yes even as a child I longed to increase shareholder value for Smith, Smith & Smithson LLC, I dream of the labor I could perform for you” Meanwhile, my playlist:

Screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled ‘Songs to Fistfight the Supreme Court to in a Waffle House Parking Lot”

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UncivilizedDan @uncivilizeddan.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

AI is going *great*. Also, tag urself I'm Lakitu

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