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Martin Phelps

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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Alexei Sayle - Free Palestine
Alexei Sayle with a Free Palestine banner behind him.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
trumpy Golf
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Striking resemblance.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is Piddington Man :
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nope, can't see no wind farms...
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
musk doing nazi salute from the presidential podium at trump's 2nd inauguration.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This Alex Brandon? Good, good.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Losers
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A wholly owned subsidiary
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Jump.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Thiel's brothers :
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Apropos of nothing...
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sharing, without comment, caricatures of three recent non-Jewish prime ministers.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
From StreetView...
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Stroud Times using a ChatGPT image of Tricorn House to illustrate their article and attributing it to their reporter is a new low in photojournalism. What's the point in local press if it's not even honest or correct?
Tricorn house image produced by ChatGPT used on local news website.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Claypits Lane, Stroud. Oil on Panel, 20"x16" uncertainworld.com
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Some cats I photographed for the Blue Cross - #Caturday
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Only dentally challenged? That'd be an improvement.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Put them all on a boat to America.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
That rather implies that we're currently in a state of precarious balance.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Se...
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Accept no substitute (when ordering greasy cow anus)
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Wild garlic, Toadsmoor Woods, Stroud, this year, oil on board, 6"x6".
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Juan Manuel Fangio, oil on board, A4 size.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Katie Johnson's testimony - raped at 13 years old :
But she was there and he came in and I was basically tied to a bed with pantyhose. And they were so tight it hurt to even lay there. And I tried to say something and he was just “Shut up! Shut up, bitch!” He was being really, really rough.

It just didn’t seem like a fantasy. And I started to get scared and he was basically like ripping my clothes off. And I got freaked out. I told him that I didn’t want to do this. I screamed over for Tiffany and she was like, “Mr. Trump, she’s only, she’s not—this is scaring her.” And he’s like, “Oh you shut up too.” He just turned into this animal. It was like a completely different, completely different person. It was like everyone in the room was scared of him. And I couldn’t do anything about it.

He ripped off all my clothes and he started to basically have sex with me and I was screaming. I’d never had sex before, it was my first time and Tiffany was yelling at him too. She was saying I was a virgin and he told us to just shut the fuck up and just basically took my virginity while I was crying and telling him to stop and basically begging for him to just stop. And Tiffany didn’t know what else to do either. No one was there to help us, or me. And so, after the fact, he basically finishes. It didn’t take that long at all. But it felt like it was like five and a half hours. It felt like it was an eternity.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I bummed a light from James Hunt outside Gatwick airport, 12th May 1991. His car pulled up - pictured - and he shouted at the driver for being late, got in and disappeared into the night. Post the Monaco GP, which he'd been commentating on.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Paintings from photographs from a moving train. Oil on board, 6x6 inches.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
QED
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
"if you only have a screwdriver, every problem looks like a nail"
AI bollox.
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Martin Phelps @uncertainworld.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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