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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 1h
Work with a local non-profit in that area. They have trouble getting applicants for programs in Lake/Geauga counties because the local politicians like to pretend there aren't any low-income people in their districts.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 1h
Bwahahahahahaha . . . best $200 fine ever.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 1h
Well said.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If this fucking state reelects this skinbag, the Ohio Republican party will be the absolute worst . . . And the Ohio Dem party will be the absolute worthless.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are the people who continually fuck up and then wonder why life shits on them . . . Crawley's a Republican who just doesn't know it yet.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's disappointing (former Maumee resident now in Columbus). Kaptur has a long career fighting for NW Ohio and this is an own goal . . . yeah, redistricting has made her district redder. But bowing to knuckle-draggers is ignoring who got her there in the first place.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Breaking news: upon hearing of her own corruption, Collins says she's deeply concerned and will spend the next several weeks studying the matter before releasing a formal statement Wednesday, November 4.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huh . . . so Vivek claims America went bad because they venerate sports over science . . . So to show his support of science he keeps showing up at sports venues instead of science fairs. Weird.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminder that this is the guy who made his first big score doing a pump and dump of an Alzheimer's drug abandoned by another drug company where investors lost millions . . . Apparently that's the 'truth' Vivek claims his Cincinnati culture is so much better at recognizing.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bwahahahahaha . . . and now they can join the 77,303,568 fukwits who voted for a 6x bankrupt, pornstar-bribing rapist to screw them of $2.7 billion in fake crypto while adding $4 trillion to their debt in just 18 months.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Boyce would eat a shit sandwich and then claim you were the idiot for not doing the same . . . what a wannabe, social climbing piece of work.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was never a fan of the new system in college sports, but one glaring difference is 3 Big 10 national champions in a row. To quote Syndrome from The Incredibles (to all the insufferable SEC people claiming they were simply superior the last few decades): 'when everybody's super, nobody is.'
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In all fairness, if you were looking forward to Pabst then you've already set your expectation level at 'disappointing.'
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now we know why they never let Husted talk during his 6 years as Lieutenant Governor.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's amazing how many times this just keeps coming up . . .
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's a bizarre family . . . they used to live in my parents' neighborhood and Daddy Block had a PhD in chemistry and kept a lab in the basement for 'experiments.' Apparently there were stories of fires and the occasional explosion . . .
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In a Republican District Committee meeting of 6 members that was supposed to be public, it was kept private . . . and he voted for himself for the position. Sounds like Carl's already on his way to being a typical Republican.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looks like the last couple buttons on his shirt are holding back a few deceased burgers . . .
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
OSU went from an esteemed PhD female prez with multiple awards and 118 patents to a guy who can't keep it in his pants and hocks crypto at commencements. The only thing good is knowing Michigan's best football player this year is a stopwatch.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm just enjoying Charlie Kirk's long moment of silence . . .
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
JFC . . . it's getting harder to like anything in this fucking state anymore.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The beautiful thing about Blue Collar Poser is he brings his own self-defeating ops . . .
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Problem is twofold: Ohio Republicans are thoroughly corrupt . . . And the Ohio Dem party is thoroughly incompetent. They only show up every 4 years to run tepid candidates instead of building a base from the ground up . . . there's a reason national Dems stopped funding here.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bwahahahahahaha . . . a 16-year Republican supermajority punctuated by dropping from #36 to #42 in the US News & World Report state rankings (note: Kentucky makes fun of us now). Apparently the reason we suck is because Republicans haven't been cheating enough . . .
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rapey McRapeface screwed most of the states by telling Canada to go fuck itself and then renamed Lake Ontario . . . Think the era of the strongly-worded letter is over.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fact #937 I didn't need to know.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dad taught electrical engineering 30+ years and was the Associated Press source for the Northeast Blackout of 2003 where First Energy knocked out power to 8 states and part of Canada (55 million people). 15 years later . . . new boss same as the old boss. Explains our new #42 USNWR state ranking:
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The irony is a Republican governor implemented funding Ohio libraries in its constitution. Since then, Ohio has been ranked as having the #1 system in the U.S. . . . and now those same Republicans want to wreck it. Another reminder how Ohio has dropped to #42 in the USNWR state rankings.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Josh Mandel was basically Stephen Miller without the charm.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bwahahahahaha . . . Vivek's biotech 'business' employed his family until he sold it in a pump and dump, making a giant profit before it failed and cost investors millions. This sounds strangely familiar . . .
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Also an Old North resident . . . can vouch for pretty much every block having branches sheared off and/or whole trees uprooted or blown in half.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And then there's the shrill cries of state Dems singing 'Don't Stop Believing' before they disappear into the soil to pupate and emerge briefly again 4 years later . . .
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh, the sweet irony that if Biden hadn't passed his Infrastructure Act then the Intel lobbyist wouldn't be able to take credit for someone else's work.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A company run by Matt Gaetz's brother-in-law, With zero experience or knowledge, JobsOhio's fingerprints all over it, Claiming to be as big as the Marysville Honda plant, And dependent on continual global war for success. What could go fucking wrong . . .
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Morono is finally getting the national Jordan-Vance level of attention he's craved . . . and all he had to do was throw his daughter and granddaughter under el autobús.
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Will Ferrell: Stay Classy
ALT: Will Ferrell: Stay Classy
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This. Is. Classic.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
And half the new factories involve military contracts paid by taxpayers, relying on hot wars around the world for them to remain solvent. Wheeeeeee!
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
After Republicans screeched like cats in a dryer over DEI . . . Forcing students to pay bank for a conservative DEI course (that was never required under Dems) is up there with 'Mission Accomplished.'
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Funny how Ohio's the 7th most populated state but dropped to #38 in the USNWR state rankings (just above KY), Then Biden pours a ton of money into the economy to juice manufacturing, And now Republicans are chest-thumping a program with zero transparency or metrics as their sudden success.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Tuition at OSU is $552/credit hour. So Republicans are forcing college students to pay $1656 to take a class that has nothing to do with their major and will cost them 4 months of food . . . congrats to Republicans for creating a generation of Democrats.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We've already seen how seriously Republicans take child abuse with Rapey McRapeface, Lazy Eye Paxton and others. Just another day ending in 'y.'
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Yeah . . . unless the water's being recirculated, there's no more reason there'd be 'algae' in the pipes than your own drinking water. But hey, it's just money.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Yeah, I think Leslie jettisoned any moral qualms the second she said 'I do.'
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pretty sure that marriage will be over within a year of Blue Collar Poser leaving office.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Not to mention that Anduril: Is getting millions in taxpayer subsidies, Making ridiculous claims that average salaries will be in six figures, Will be run by Matt Gaetz's brother-in-law with zero experience, And production will be dependent on continual wars being fought around the world.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Which explains the last 16 years in this cursed state . . . one party thoroughly corrupt, the other thoroughly incapable.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hey . . . the bucket doesn't care if you're an innie or an outie.
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Ironic how shredding any sense of morals or ethics and totally emasculating yourself for power has exactly the opposite effect you were going for . . .
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is like the 2002 Sports Illustrated cover of Lebron James still in high school . . .
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uncapat @uncapat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Eewwwww . . . that would make Trump a pedophile. Oh, wait . . .
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