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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

OOC: Hello! I'm still there for my friends and everyone around! But a break is needed. So I'll be up and running, just not now. Thank you for being a part of my fun!

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

— too calm about things like that. But when it clicks, woo, carry. As I said, not the brightest faceplate, but Imma sway ya over like there is no tomorrow when I like ya. Just... Hmm... Not on a constant basis.

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Hmmm. My taste depends on how drunk I am, ha-ha! Jestin'. Honestly, I dunno. It just clicks. [He hummed, thinking.] Though, I have a small weakness for bulkier frames. [He was telling all this without a single note of shame, so casually. He definitely knew his stuff.] Still, usually I am just —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

— photos. Really good ones, might one say.] Here. His legs. And hip struts. Anyone can go mad looking at these, I guess. Not me tho, I am kinda stone-ish, ha-ha!

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Don'cha tell! This is ridiculous, considering all the safety measures Elite Guard has. [He chuckled.] Wire play? Oh, we just pull and sparkle wires in different places to get some pleasure. Some of them are very sensitive and can induce ~feelings~. [Then, he scrolled to the page with Sentinel's —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

— speculations about my serious faceplate and conclusions about my possible kinks. Come on, I'm on the job! [a loud laughter erupted.] I love it. Imagine the faceplates of the readers when I had to personally come and make them destroy the copies.

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Oh, ain't shy 'bout it, moreso unhappy. [Hide turned the magazine back a few slides. There he was, pictured from the lower angle, then his back on the next photo.] I mean, c'mon, Imma not dazzling, but this is ridiculous. But the description of a "nice shiny guard" was funny. And some —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

— way, I also made it to the mag' somehow. But they didn't do me justice!

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

— is mostly speculation and fanfiction. But they've managed to catch somebot grabbing another by the aft. [And, yes, there is that photo, alongside a couple more wet frames and all.] I envy the sneakiness of this fella. And I am a master of pranks! Was, at least. [He laughed again.] Oh, by the —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

— example, you, wait, you'll never guess it - washing! [he laughed.] But I know a couple of stories of bots being risky-frisky. Security officer stuff. You never know what you will stumble upon, he-he. Let me... [He switched slides to the shower racks section.] Look, what's written in the mag' —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

[The touch at the steering wheel made Ironhide vibrate and hum, confused, again.] Woo, ticklish. [He remembered their first trip. Started as an excursion, ended up as a mess. And there he learned that his steering wheel is sensitive. My, oh, my.] Oh, a lot can happen in the shower racks. For —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

— have fun in any occasion. Oh, wait, I should probably translate the mag' for ya. [Almost in a whim, the headlines on the cover switched to English. "Elite Guards - Elite Afts!", "You will never believe what's in the shower racks", "Special treat for pede fetishists!"] I cringe so hard —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Ohhh, that's so unfortunate! Welp, experimenting never really comes without some failures on the go. [His frame vibrated slightly.] If I could give ya a pat, I would. At least now you know. [He hummed.] Ya wanna read the magazine or proceed with questions? [he giggled mildly.] I am sure we'll —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

— journalism style, with three or four photos of The Elite Guard members, Sentinel's aft included, squished into the page, and a bunch of provocative headlines.] But first you are answering the question too!

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I won't tell. I'll project the thing to ya, so Sentinel won't get mad at me for actually distributing, he-he. Probably will be a good read on the road, won'it? I wonder if he remembers that incident. [He turned on a small projector. A cover of the magazine was of a very cheap design, yellow —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

— for megacycles, and I had to be the one responsible for destroying every. Single. Copy. So hey, I am a functioning walking archive for that one. [He vented loudly.] Ufff. Fun fact: Sentinel's legs were ones of the highest ranked.

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

— and other stuff. Articles, ratings, funsies. How even the whole Elite Guard didn't figure - I dunno. They were lucky ol' man Ultra wasn't there too, ha-ha! [Engines roared, and if Ironhide was in his root mode, he would've been wiping optic fluids.] Sentinel was so mad. He 'faced my processor —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

They were waiting for a journalist, so I check this bot, but I was a bit of an idiot and didn't check thoroughly enough. [Ironhide was laughing at this point.] Damn me. He was from the adult magazine, and they took a lot of intriguing photos of bot's afts, parts. The lewd angles, some faceplates —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

— [He giggled.] They are so imprinted in my processor, oh Primus.

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Oooooh. I've seen... Hm. Actually, my jobs weren't filled with too many peculiarities. Even with Team Athenia, not talking about working under Sentinel. [He hummed, thinking.] Have I ever told ya about Elite Guard Adult Magazines mishap? I remember I told someone. Or wrote somethin' 'bout it. —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

[Hide had to think a bit for this one. Then, he laughed heartily, remembering local time measures, his whole altmode shaking slightly.] We should collect all our bad jokes and just laugh each other into pits! [He laughed a bit more.] Okay, ha-ha, next question!

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

— giggled.] A bad one, I know, he-he.

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Hmmm. I have none, actually. I know a lot, but it's hard to think of a favourite. [He hummed, in thoughts.] I can tell ya the last one I heard. "A man entered a pun contest in a local newspaper. He sent in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did." [He —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Sure! I'll mix something up for ya. Though, don't mind your audials leaking your processor out, ha-ha! [He hummed with the song for a bit.] What's the next question? [He asked, cheerful. He liked to talk, after all.] I think Imma chatty enough for ya to answer millions of questions, [he giggled.]

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

— Roughly translates as "Hornet" - that might be equivalent of your fauna. It's by one of our artists and it's so catchy! And good lyrics too. I'll show you later. What about your choice?

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Oh, I like that idea! [A new track played. This one was a bit more chill, even kinda intimate over the previous ones. That was not intentional, though, but who could tell?] Hm. Let's see. I'm not much of a music bot, but there is a song that I do like a lot and come back to often. It's... —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

— mostly it was Sentinel's bumper. How he didn't kill him for sneaking a dog - miracle indeed.] What game do you suggest?

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

[Ironhide was not the best DJ, but he tried. The music was upbeat and energetic, as if denying the weather outside. It was, as usual, warm inside Hide, so neither Halk, nor Alloy should worry about being uncomfortable.] A game? Why not? [His sight was alert of everything surrounding him, but —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Ehehe, I feel like they would suit my faceplate.

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Oh, hey, I want in too! Though, this one lacks "muscles", ha-ha!

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Went on the trip with Halk and The Boss. The sights are aaamazing! And Alloy likes it too. Fun times!

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

— to catch her.] Whoah, easy, pup... Khm. [He was mortified, to say the least.]

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

— And in front of Halk, oh Primus. Fighting his feeling of shame, he transformed, holding Alloy in his servos.] It is organic, yes. And it is mine. Designation: Alloy. [Alloy, seeing a new faceplate, excitedly barked and tried to jump in the general direction of Sentinel, to which Ironhide had —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

... [Oh. The moment finally came, huh?] Sir. First of all, yes, I am going with Halk. I figured in my free time I would help a friend out. I believe, I told you I was getting off, sir? [He himself forgot. Scrap.] Second... Uh. [He knew this solar cycle would come, but not in this fashion... —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Scrap yes, I am! Currently under Sentinel, though, don't mind me being busy as pits. Lost Light!? Grand! In any case, will be happy to see y'all!

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

— the delay, I had to keep it a bit quiet, ha-ha! [A happy bark could be heard from inside of Hide.] Can't leave the pup alone, hehe. Will keep us company! [He didn't really expect anyone else to join, so he was not as careful outside the ship...]

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

— messaged Halk back, that he was ready, and transformed, like he used to do lately, to ride with Alloy secured inside the interior to the entrance of the ship. So, a bit later, the main door of the ship opened, revealing the orange jeep standing behind it, ready to go.] Hello-hello! Sorry for —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

[He got the message and automatically grabbed Alloy, who was happy as pits to get outside, and everything he probably needed for the trip. The only problem was to safely and discreetly transporting his pup to the entrance. One doesn't simply throw their own dog into their subspace. So Ironhide —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Greetings, Commander. Good to see you are here too now. Cheer this place up, will ya, ha-ha!

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Can't really, a lotta job to do. But have a drink for me, will ya?

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

It will. Don'cha worry, I'll make sure of it, ha-ha! [He smiles too. He was happy to share this moment with Halk, despite the circumstances. No, especially with these circumstances.]

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

— think. He needed to... Hmmm, maybe, another time... He wished he could get Alloy with him on the berth, but he was not in fond of the possibility of squishing his beloved little creature. So, nope. He fell into recharge bothered by many thoughts. He had a lot to do. But now, let him rest.]

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

— the same time, he, maybe, for the first time in his life cycle, didn't. He didn't really have much connections, but the overall situation was hurtful and tiring to him. Still, probably, the most important figures of his remembered. That was a relief. He fell on his berth, tired. He needed to —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

[With everything going on, Ironhide got exhausted mentally. He got into his quarters and was met with silence. He checked on his pup. Alloy was peacefully sleeping in her bed, hidden away from the prying optics. He stroked her spine, and she huffed, but didn't wake up. He wished to know, but at —

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

It's alright, [he smiles and veeery gently holds Halk with his servo, being aware of his size and power.] See, no need to knock it into me. Though, we'd quickly rekindle things, I guess, ha-ha!

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Ridiculous. I am not a scientist, though, so I tots can't. But if I could, I would.

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Yes, of course, sir. Still, I will do my best, if needed.

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I will ask around the ship, sir. Though, I won't be surprised if somebody, heh, already did that job better than me. No, there should be someone else. Alice mostly remembers, Halk remembers everything, as far as I understand. There should be more... Should be. Yes, I will ask.

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Ironhide | TFA @unbreakablecover.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Oh, sir. Looks like most of us don't remember a lot of things going on in the past. Like they were reformatted! And some scrap with... Well, for instance, Alice, if you remember him, is organic again. I can't even fathom how that happened.

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