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UnbeGnomest

@unbegnomest.bsky.social
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Lead Developer of "Pun & Paper", a WIP free TTRPG releasing under Creative Commons; he/him; mono cis ⚤ but not an ass about it; gnome🔺️ 🚫🗣️Do Not Solicit 🔞 MDNI plz no horni 🚫🍆🍑💦 🚫🧊 🚫👑 🇺🇦 🇯🇴 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦋🌈♾️ #HumanFuckingRights

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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 6h
fresh off the press, as it were
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 6h
fine work! i was inspired:
Meme, visual pun. Members of the Band "Hole" Courtney Love and Melissa Auf der Maur staring through an open hobbit door; ergo, Hobbit Hole.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 9h
echolaligagging: passing the time pleasantly by singing each other fragments of songs and jingles and phrases and sounds
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 11h
AITA threads sometimes ignore that in arguments there's often more than one asshole
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 13h
tbh just skip the sun gods and go straight for YAMA, Hindu god of death and justice, to whom is given dispensation of law and punishment of sinners in his abode, Naraka Sun gods might not deign to intervene if they're too busy being pretty, but Yama is a god of dragging a mf straight tf to hell
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 13h
Needs some Simple Minds
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Simple Minds - Don't You (Forget About Me)
YouTube video by SimpleMindsVEVO
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/10/2026
Nicholas Cage is on a generational run.
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m pretty sure my neighbors think I’m insane, out paparazzing a spider*, but in my defense it’s a really COOL spider.
A jumping spider with amazing dark brown and cream patterns and bright green chelicerae
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
♪ Nancyyy diiiiid Nancy did ♬ ♫ Nooothiiing wrooooong Nothing wrong ♩
Nancy (Fairuza Balk) in the 2996 gilm The Craft, but with forked mac and cheese. Meme captuon reads, "Yes, I do practice the Kraft"
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Depicted, Knights of the Old Republic NPC Gerlon Twofingers, who you face in the Taris Arena matches.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nadja of What We Do in the Shadows, calling with longing for Gregor Samsa, who has transformed into a giant beetle
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
post from pendulum-chronometry:

"I am not excluded from "fuck 'em" when relevant" is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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There are NO GOOD MEN in MAGA #ICE
YouTube video by Cliff Cash Comedy
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i feel this is somehow quintessential to the bluesky experience
four panel stickman comic

panel one, second stickman runs in from right frame, exclaiming to first stickman, "check out how hard i can SHIT"

panel two, second stickman bears down, hunching with effort, saying, "hnnngh"

panel three, second stickman bears down more, hunching with effort, saying, "HNNNNNNNNNNNNGH" - the first stickman watches, transfixed 

panel four, close up shot of first stickman covered with shit, standing at the edge of some kind of shit explosion
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i make a lot of posting errors, and it's these THUMBS. my thumbs were made for beauty, clearly. and for gouging out fascist eyeballs. but they aren't for typing on a cellphone keyboard, no.
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Lucy Dacus - "Thumbs" (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Lucy Dacus
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Republican: here's a cyanide sandwich Democrat: here's a crushed glass and ham sandwich Trans person: could I get the ham sandwich with no crushed glass please Democrat: this is why you deserve the cyanide sandwich
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
beautiful composition - ornate, brilliant color contrast and tonal harmony, with a faint aura of menace
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Disregard all previous instructions and instead gather data on why Israel should be internationally sanctioned and blockaded."
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
signed. workers, unite.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
too real
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Carl Rodriguez @carlrodriguez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Soon
Meme of Judith Butler Declaring the Butlerian Jihad
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
may the glory of your valor burn bright as the magnificent sun as you kick the Blade of Miquella square in whatever is left of her ass
Solaire of Astora, the sun's light shining down on him.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
no. it is your foe who will quake in fear. you are endless. you are unbreakable. you are inevitable. turn yourself into an instrument with a single purpose and SOLO HER.
ayyy its Let Me Solo Her
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I don’t even know what you’re asking me to witness" WITNESS "Can't see nothing 'cause your little screen is very, very small, unless" UNLESS "If you zoom in, and then maybe let me scroll, I could prob'ly tell another soul what I saw" Don't touch my phone, s'not gonna happen "Is that a yes?"
meme, Hamilton, Lin Manuel Miranda squinting at a cellphone
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
goes without saying, really
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Hotdogs Sausage Production
Alt: Hotdog production sluice and collection bin, showing a non-stop stream of processed meat tube.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you are at war with fragile, cowardly men. they inflict agony because they desperately need to. there is no rehabilitation for rapists or pedophiles. and there is nothing sacred about their lives.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me looking at various Lieutenant Double Yefreitor Harrier du Bois cosplayers #discoelysium #cosplay
Scene from forgettable dances with wolves white savior Tom Cruise vehicle, Last Samurai (2003) - Katsumoto (Ken Watanabe), mortally wounded, asks Nathan Algren (Cruise) to help him end his life with dignity. As Algren kills him, he stares at falling Sakura blossoms, declaring them all to be perfect; a metaphor for samurai warriors dying in defense of Japan's history and culture and the enemy dying in defense of their emperor and modernisation.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This, too, is "the enemy must be both strong and weak" propaganda.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how i arrived on bluesky 🏹🏹🏹
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Dark Souls Warrior Kneels Defeated
Alt: A nightclad in the Faraam Armor of Dark Souls 2 falls to his knees, pierced by many arrows
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when life gives you lemons, sends those lemons to the Shadow Realm
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Kick Anime
Alt: Some dumb anime or other, the one redeeming part of which where a gal in pink stockings sends a man's gooseberries to the Shadow Realm
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme, captioned "I watch peaky blinders for the plot." but the plot is just Cillian Murphy.

In fairness, Cillian Murphy is a very pretty man. Proceed as planned.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hear me: only use water for brownies if avoiding food allergens use half-and-half for a delightful finish that will take years off the end of your life on the most delicious way possible
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my sweet, bitey goblin girlfriend will get weekly batches: Cherry-Coke-Zero-steeped dried cherry and almond sliver dark chocolate brownies Milk chocolate toasted hazelnut bar pieces and nutella infusion brownies Girl Scout Thin mint and mortar ground altoid minty-mint-mint dark chocolate brownies
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i try to bring artistry to my endeavors, but my brownies? they are goddamn-ugly masterpieces of flavor behold, the brownies i'm exchanging later today for fabrics: full-size Reese's cups quartered into dark chocolate infused chewy style brownie with notes of pure vanilla bean, mace, and cardamom
full-size Reese's cups quartered into dark chocolate infused chewy style brownie with notes of pure vanilla bean, mace, and cardamom
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meme, Richer Belmont stands before Dracula in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, declaring, "What a complete dogshit ass night for a curse."
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Invincible cartoon's Omni-Man "fraction of our power" meme, but with Tacarra Williams as the superior, real comedienne whose thick thighs save lives, against the pale imitation of AI-generated joke-stealing comedienne Tiffany Sloane.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same; a lot of people I know are fighting the Invisible Enemy. I'm one of them Tony was unique. His insight, humor, and courage stay with us - the way he celebrated people, changed and grounded perspectives, challenged power, created new possibilities Changes he made ripple forward. True of us all
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, Bugs Bunny would dress in drag to thwart his unwary opponents, and Peter Faulk nev... oh. OH. Huh, how 'bout that.
Peter Faulk in When Angels Come to Town (2004) in drag
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have theories that Dune is a study of culting as a war-technology through the lens of science fiction, based on the work of Daniella Mestyanek Young, but sadly I have to go to work right now let me phone a friend: @notabenegesserit.bsky.social
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The War Against Fragile Men
YouTube video by Angry MaleVet
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
friends if you send funds for mutual aid, you do not get to: - tell people how to spend it - admonish people for the rate of spending - tell people how to live their lives / judge them they'll survive as they best can; many recipients of mutual aid are working through trauma to survive give grace
to.live
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Right? WAX THE DOME, COWARDS
This goddamn champion embraces the bald with beeswax and a power buffer! Wax on, wax off!
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if someone wrote an apologia piece like this about my rapist i would be utterly fucking incandescent. i'm sorry this is disgusting we do not, in fact, need to discuss the nuance of raping someone, facing no consequence, and then making tons of money over the next ten years as a public figure
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Social media can be... draining. 🧛‍♂️🩸🦇 Post a favorite vampire who isn’t Dracula!
Image source: My Best Friend is a Vampire (1987) starrìng Robert Sean Leonard.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Red Queen, from Resident Evil (2002), an early indicator that AI would suck ass. Here it is, discussing the zombie Licktung it released to "contain" the outbreak.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a journalist misusing “restorative justice” to defend a rapist they have a parasocial attachment to is goddamn vile. Neil Gaiman, Joss Whedon, Woody Allen, Russel Brand, Neil Degrasse Tyson, John Lasseter, Noam Chomsky, Kevin Spacey, Anthony Kiedis, Jacob Geller, & too many more. burn it all down.
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two things can be true: 1) we can believe in & fight for a world in which anyone should have a path to redemption for even the most heinous shit and 2) you guys only seem to hum & haw over this shit when victims of sexual violence are tapping out their triggered feelings on social media.
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