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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It's been ages since I've written any non-fanfiction stories. I lost my spark & looking at files gathering dust just makes me feel hopeless. I had an idea about a race of bird creatures who are the origin of angel descriptions & alien abduction rumours but that voice in my head keeps stopping me

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I really need to come over here more often. So much calmer and i get to see people I missed!

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I find it hilarious that Muskrat lost his trillionaire status only two weeks later

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

My shower experience: Water: Refuses to be anything but arctic Me: fiddles with the dial Water: still refuses Me: moves the dial a fraction of an inch Water: HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

occular migraines suck. It took an hour for my vision to turn back to normal

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

It is the time of year where I get addicted to white chocolate and lemon hot cross buns

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Half dozing and someone starts knocking on my door. Immediately retreat deeper into the covers

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

i submitted the first draft of my apprenticeship portfolio today :)

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Today on 'Food smells in my flat with no source' - Cheesy baked beans and Banana milkshake

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I'm playing planet zoo and my Caracal just had cubs... In the pile of bones that's their dinner

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I have quite sensitive skin that tends to get very dry/sore but i'm used to it. However for some reason this extends to one very small spot inside the top of my ear and i have no idea why.

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I use a cocoa butter foot cream and I guess some got on the pillow I hug and now it smells like cocoa

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

My next apprenticeship module has a debate on the ethics of generative AI. I am very much looking forward to this 😈

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Continuing to suck at Resident Evil 2. Also i had a mini heart attack where i was playing through a bit i'd played previously (and died shortly after playing) and a body fell from the ceiling, which did not happen last time!

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Dumb stressful dreams about that stupid monkey from the movie trailers

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I started playing resident evil 2. I am not good at it I feel like Claire needs to be confiscated from me for her own protection

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

My head, it hurts My nose, it clogs My throat is filled with tiny frogs

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Why is the only thing I can smell right now glue? I don't even have any glue

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I dreamed the world was getting destroyed and I was stuck in a time loop that started about an hour before the first blast

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I am so full of cold I feel like my nose is going to fall off

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Pro: I managed to fall asleep a little after 10 Con: I also fell asleep around 12, 3, 4 and am now awake again

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Actually left the house. And the town. And the county. Hello London

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Day four of whatever they're doing with the crane outside my building. So sick of the constant noise

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Managed to stay awake the entire day! This feels like it should be tiny but it feels huge to me

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

There's been some kind of industrial vehicle machine thing outside my building today and it is making so much noise and it will. Not. Stop.

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

My attempt to reset my sleep back to semi normality started successfully. I managed to get to sleep around 10pm! But unfortunately woke up at 1:50am so not perfect. Hoping to get back to sleep and continue my efforts

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

All I want right now is a cherry almond danish from Waitrose

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I think I've had maybe 4 hours of sleep in the past 48 hours and my head hurts 🤕 I don't like being awake this long. It makes my brain go to the sad place

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

My brain is so broken right now. I went to put on a top and sort of froze halfway through so I was just sat with my head inside the top until I rebooted

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

I need a pile of cats to sit on me and purr until I doze off

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Why do so many movies and TV shows have therapy taking place lying down on a couch? I've been to a bunch of therapy sessions and now I feel like I'm missing out

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

The weird knocking sound in my head when I start to fall asleep is back

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Oh the urge to go for a walk in the middle of the night

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I accidentally squirted out too much skin cream and now I'm super slippery.

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I finally started the new season of Squid Game but because I can never actually see text properly on my TV, i've got it on dubbed and I do find it funny sometimes with the slight vocal dissonance

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Someone is letting off fireworks. They're almost two hours late though

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Somehow despite absolutely obliterating any semblance of a sleep schedule over the past few days, I have managed to become tired at a reasonable time and might actually have a chance to sort it out? What dark magic is this?

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I might make an end of the world bingo card for all the weird stuff that could happen in 2025

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Snorlax the Great and Perpetually Exhausted @unamusedsnorlax.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Does anyone else ever get bored of being awake? You're not tired but you go to sleep just cause being awake is dull and frustrating

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