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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝

@un4given2.bsky.social
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This kiwi fellow on social media. Want to know what it’s like living in New Zealand? Just ask!

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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 22m
Test them all while they are at it.
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You could hear the eye rolls of the audience 😂 also never took a sickie and has no idea how much groceries cost. Away with the ferries
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He does not like his pants being on fire
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He puts the hyp in hypocrite
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok I’m getting even more feels lixon isn’t a human person. Never taken a sickie??? #leadersdebate #nzpol
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leaders debate so far 68% Hipkins 32% Luxon. #nzpol #leadersdebate
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So luxon has never changed his mind on anything?? Is he even a real human person?? #nzpol #leadersdebate
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So luxons govt is going to ‘mandate’ foodstufffs to split nw and pns. I wonder if there will be another traffic light system #leadersdebate #nzpol
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well one lady ay balloons over waikato told luxon costs were coming down so apparently that is lore and applies to all nzers #leadersdebate #nzpol
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cocaine use at an all time high in NZ is not a great stat for National. #nzpol #cracktional #cruelition
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OMFG just had the displeasure of enduring the new ACT tv advert. Narrated by none other than mr mustache on a lady and starring skinner himself. Defo the shittiest thing on tele right now. #nzpol #actup #cruelition #change26
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WTF is up with all the busses?? Theres a big blue bus, now a big pink bus, wonder what colour NZF bus will be 😂 #nzpol #crational #actup #cruelition #bluluxclan
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why are there so many people with multiple party billboards on their fence? Are they really confused or just happy to be paid by all of them? #nzpol
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also For fuck sakes
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Hannibal Lecter
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here she comes now sayin' Mony Mony
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had to be done. Sorry not sorry. #nzpol #nzworst
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A reminder that in 2013, the National Govt under John key, let Foodstuffs merge their UNI and LNI business. Also recent changes to the grocery trading laws introduced by this current National govt has driven the prices of your groceries up. #nzpol #crational #donkey #bluluxclan #cruelition
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
National are just like the guy on the Vogel’s ad, except they are actually your groceries, and National are actually stealing them off you #nzpol #crational #cruelition #bluluxclan #aintyourvogels #nowhoopsies
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
National - The OG reverse Robin Hoods, in 2013 they increased student loan repayments from 10-12% now they are dangling a carrot 🥕 to reduce it back to 10% if they stay in NZ. #nzpol #cruelition #crational #bluluxclan
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. When a business can either hire an 18/19yo with no experience on min wage, or an older person with more experience for the same money, who are they likely to choose? Not only that, most businesses have made ‘efficiencies’ to reduce staff numbers #nzpol #noben
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Woah back the train up… So ACT want to now REVERSE all the changes they made to school lunches back to how they were and increase the number of schools?? Amazing as GREENS just announced something similar today. What happened to the marmite sandwiches?? 🥪 #actup #cruelition #nzpol
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
National, Act, Nz First. Nearly three years with what to show? no new ferries, no extra money in back pocket, not ‘back on track’ do we really want another 3 years of this? #nzpol #crational #cruelition #bluluxclan
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Poor little man in his big limo scared of cycle lanes
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Im still on the fence green/labour. Its your vote so you should choose what is best for you!
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Please remember this November a vote for TOP could still be a vote for National. Just because Luxon says he won’t work with them, he will do anything to keep his private limos and defense helicopter on call. A vole for change is either Labour, Green or T.P.M #nzpol #crational #cruelition #bluluxclan
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When no one in the north island wants to vote for you, what else would you do other than go kiss some butt in the powerhouse south island #nzpol
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
At least 35k for flights, plus meals and accomodation. This is what not using the taxpayer as a piggy bank apparently looks like #nzpol #crational #cruelition #bluluxclan #lyingluxon
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah he’s done for if they win or lose in Nov
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well blow me down with a feather, the blue lux clan have struck again, what a bunch of wet blankets keeping such a weak leader #nzpol
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey, you guys! Meeting tomorrow at 9.30am sharp on bluesky. Cameras on 😆 #nzpol #crational #lyingluxon
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Hey You Guys Goonies
ALT: Hey You Guys Goonies
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why are we paying for their flights, accom and meals tonight when the meeting isn’t till 9.30am tomorrow. Do they not like getting up early to fly like all us bottom feeders? #nzpol #crational #cruelition
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Five Dancing Pigs Choreographed Fun
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Roll em roll em roll em, rawhide!
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Is he gone yet?? #nzpol #crational #lyingluxon
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That was the link it was halfway down the page. Changes daily. New one today about luxons leadership
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
On stuff.co.nz
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Love how most people have chosen ‘dumpster fire’ to rate Luxon’s performance. Also like how National are using tax scare tactics in their campaign but are calling their auckland visitors and fuel taxes ‘levies’ #nzpol #crational #cruelition #levytherich
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m pretty sure at this point that Luxon supporters are as dumb if not dumber than Trump supporters #nzpol #crational #cruelition
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Dumb And Dumber Jim Carrey
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Welp now Labour is the party for small business. Seems like they have taken every point of difference from #crational bring on November! #nzpol #cruelition
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
According to Paul Henry, your child is likely a ‘little shit’ Wtf would he know #nzpol #cract
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Who thinks we should have taken the same stance on data centres as we did with out anti nuclear stance?☢️ #nzpol #nodatacentres #nuclearfreenz #datacentrefreenz #antinuclear #antidatacentre
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
And the bs excuse that the defense force needs ro get in flying hours 🤣 we should all be using it then!
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Now that English is an ‘official’ language, when do you think luxon will learn how to speak it without using corporate jargon and word salads? #crational #cruelition #nzpol
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you are paid by the hour - you are about to be royally screwed by BVV (the see you next Tuesday) #nzpol #crational #cruelition
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nat bots out in force. When you see blue heart emojis and strong arm emojis, Its usually a na na na na na na na Nat Bot 🤖 #crational #cruelition #red26 #nzpol #green26 #natbots #nodatacentres
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It’s like Simeon doesn’t know what the fuck he is doing. #crational #cruelition #nzpol #taxtherich
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
So #Crational suddenly want to be the ‘family’ party, handing out extra maternity leave, all while taking peoples jobs away and making the cost of living unbearable. What a joke #cruelition #taxtherich #nodatacentres #nzpol
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Not sure what they hope to achieve with hands on phones, in pockets and arms crossed. Make sure you go say hi, and bye to them #nzpol #crational #cruelition #taxtherich
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They are happy for bottom feeders to leave, they need their rich mates to keep funding their election campaigns
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Flying Kiwi 🇳🇿 🥝 @un4given2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Good old TRICKle down economics
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