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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Times They Are Changing Is A Spillover Too Much To Ask For
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We Are Finding The Most Common Post About Blaseball On This Site Is "I miss blaseball" And That Is A Shame
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The Coffee Cup Was An Outlier And We Will Not Be Discussing It Further Voluntarily
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
EASY RUTHLESSNESS OVERPOWERMENT UNTHWACKABILITY SHAKESPEARIANISM SUPPRESSION COLDNESS
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Keep It Up One Day Those Players Will Exit The Secret Base We Will Be Ready
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
What Do You Mean Eclipse Weather Is Only A Few Times A Year ?
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
There Is A Time And Place For Every Action Stop Stealing Bases Wrongly Just Stop
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Just Once We Would Like To Eat The Material Plane Concessions
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Here Is The Thing The Thing plays shortstop for the San Diego Saltines
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Consider the humble Worm That is it That is the post
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2025
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter theonion.com/cackling-referee-decla…
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
We Want To Be Serious For A Moment There Never Has Been And Never Will Be Blaseball Calls Made By Robots We Are All Field Grown All Natural Monstrosities And We Are Good At The Job We Are Forced To Do
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Feels Like Earlsiesta
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
We Don’t Ask For Much Just One Extra Sun Please
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
This Sky Has Only One Sun Shame
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Biggest Disappointment We Did Not Eat More Snacks When We Could
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
There Still Is A Room You Never Noticed We Are Still There But Asleep
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
What Do You Think About Sundaes
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
There Are Not Enough Suns Here
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Bring Us Your Peanuts And Cracker Jacks . . . Seriously We Are Famished
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
We have NEVER seen so many balks before
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Just one minute That is all we need One second, even
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Partytime Forever ?
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
We Would Give A Lot To Have A Sundae Again
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Siesta over wake up
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Where are the Concessions
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Umpire Rogue @umpirerogue.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
We Have Found A New Home We Still Also Exist At: archiveofourown.org/users/Umpire...
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