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UmmSqueaky

@ummsqueaky.bsky.social
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cats and books and bikes and minneapolis and tv and the courts and politics and religion - paralegal, geek, lapsed muslim convert

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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Little Blue Free Library 2.0 has landed in Kingfield and is chock full of books to share. Although its chameleon circuit remains faulty, it manifested a rebel loon cuz Minneapolis. Come visit at 38th and Garfield!
A little free library shaped like a TARDIS is on a post in front of grape vines and little while flowersA picture of the signs of the little free library.  The top sign says little blue free library.  The bottom sign says little blue library, free for use of public.  All of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will. Where do you want to start?  Pull to open.
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Minneapolis remembers…
A sculpture of a cava bag filled with $50k in cash sits on the snow in front of a house in Minneapolis
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A meme with the text on the top saying “The people of Minnesota right now:” followed by an image of Spider-Man unconscious being carried by the people.  The text on the bottom says “carefully, he’s a hero”
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve entered my Minnesota Lynx era - tickets to the last 3 home games and nails to match!
My hands crossed over fluffy fur, showing my almond shaped nails with blue French tips outlined in lime greenMy hands above the white fur, showing off the same nail style
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Minnesota will never forget. We will never forgive. Fuck ICE and all the rest. Go get ‘em Peggy. (Art by La Gata Fea Linocut)
A common loon in the middle of a linocut print, its wings spread wide with a banner reading never forget, never forgive.  It grips a Minnesota flag in its talons
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Forgot to post the geordi bear army
A small army of 3d printed teddy bears dressed like Geordi Laporte from Star Trek the next generationBrad boimler holds a stuffed Geordi bear `and flowers, looking sad as mariner says something sassy (scene from lower decks)
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ace was named for the best Doctor Who companion, but she’s grown to be moopsy shaped. Now I need a Star Trek/Doctor Who crossover involving Ace and some moopsies.
On the left is a stuffed moopsy from Star Trek wearing an emotional support animal vest.  On the right is a very round black and white cat.
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My nail tech is an artist 😻😻😻
Nails in an almond shape, painted a pearlescent periwinkle with opalescent starts on the ring and middle fingerAlmond shape nails with strawberries painted on the middle and ring finger, which red French tips on the othersOval shaped nails with pink monarch butterfly wings pained on the ring and middle fingers, and pink French tips outlined in black on the othersNew Minnesota flag nails - sparkly blue dark French tips with a lighter blue base
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Not enough people at #CVG2026 have seen Widow’s Bay, but hopefully my hype train has peaked some interest
A woman looks in horror at herself in a mirror.  She is wearing a red dress, holding a spell book, and has a creepy headdress with a fox head, antlers and branchesThe inside of a spooky spell book, with lovecraftian drawingsA photo taken looking down at 2 let’s with cozy slippers, as well as a prop taser and shot gun
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Widow’s Bay procrastination fueled cosplay crafting for #cvg2026. No qualms allowed.
A costume piece sits on a table - what sort of looks like a fox skull with giant teeth.  Behind it is a tablet showing the actual costume piece in it’s final form (and it looks a lot nicer).
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
CONvergence cosplay prep supervised by Mr. “I ate 5 feet of ribbon that required $8k of surgery, what do you mean I can’t be left alone with raffia.” Working on e4 and e8 Widow’s Bay Patricias - spell books and creepy crowns and tasers and shotguns oh my! Kyle gets to closet cosplay Tom.
A young brown tabby cat sits on a man’s shoulder as he sketches in a book and holds a bowl of dinner away from the catThe young brown cat lurks in the background of a pile of cosplay construction materialsThe same cat chews on a colored pencil as a man tries to sketchThe young cat is curled up as the man makes a design out of foam clay
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Any CONvergence geeks on the MSP feed? All my ribbons have been delivered or dug out of the basement and are set for the 4 days a year I pretend to be an extrovert!
A young brown cat looks at the camera, next to a row of convention ribbons.  The ribbons say (1) Reggie says registration volunteers rock; (2) Fighting Fascism if a full time job with a Minnesota flag star fleet badge; (3) a holographic pink ribbon with a black cat that says fascists get scratches; (4) a white ribbon that says verified cat person with 2 meme cats; a blue ribbon that says visit widows bay, the next Martha’s Vineyard (definitely not cursed); a white ribbon with remove to expose adhesive across it; (4) a black ribbon with a shiny green Oregon trail graphic and the text please be patient with me I’m from the 1900sA close up of the ribbons from the prior picture
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
POV: you just asked who's a handsome boy
A young brown tiger tabby with a white bib sits on a mantle in front of black and white pictures, next to a white mouse lamp and doctor who nicnacs.
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
*ribbon designed - check!
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
All 4 cats are now staring intensely out the window
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
open window season is the best season
Four cats gather in front of a large open window.  A black and white cat perches on the sill looking at the camera.  A white and black cat sits staring upwards, while a young brown tabby also looks at the camera.  A small calico is hidden behind the black and white chonker
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Friday night with Spaghetti Heist Roan when there is no spaghetti to be heisted
A sassy young brown tabby cat pokes and bites at a coke glass, eventually yoinking it to run away
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
These are the victims of the return to office mandate. Boss, just look at that sad Moosey face.
An old gray cat sits on a couch looking forlornly at the camera, as a fat black and white cat sits behind him
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Heyyyy it’s that day where your friends in the twin cities once again won’t shut up about Prince. My contribution is my favorite punny costume - Purrple Rain, done for CONvergence 2021.
A cosplayer strikes a pose wearing a costume mashup of prince as a cat.  She has a long purple leopard print jacket, a ruffled skirt, and orange cat makeup.  She has a cat scratcher guitar slung over her shoulder
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’ve been dreaming of a space themed piercing set up for years, and it’s all coming together with this custom hidden helix piece from BVLA. Working with the folks at Bevel Minneapolis, I may not have lived out my childhood dream of going to space, but I can wear that kid’s wonder and hope every day.
A right ear, backed by bright orange hair.  It has a hidden helix piercing with stars and a blue sapphire, as well as a conch piercing with an astronaut earring.  There is also a sun tragus piercing, a little Saturn on the lobe, and a rainbow looking opal hanging from the primary lobe piercing A close up of the new hidden helix jewelry - a shiny large star cz, a small alexandrite star, 2 bezel czs, and a bar sapphireA different angle of the full ear, showing off the astronaut earring in the conch piercing
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Nurturing interest in space exploration in the next generation
A young cat bats at the tv, which is showing the Artemis II parachuting to earthA sassy calico looks at the splashed down artemisAn orange cat sits in front of a tv, with his head framed by the parachutes of the artemis
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
As we teeter on the brink of nuclear WW3, please find a little joy in just how proud this little guy is of his handy work. He yelled at us until we followed him to the bathroom, and then rolled around the floor purring with pride
A young brown tabby with a white bib sits smugly on a white toilet next to a shredded roll of toilet paperThe same cat rolls on the floor, showing us his white belly, with a smile on his face
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Need pictures of your foster babes! This is Ace and Stewart, foster fails who we found in our garden shed a few years ago with their sassy mama and 2 other siblings.
Four large black and white kittens are stuffed into a paper box top, attempting to sleepThree of the four black and white kittens are in the box with their tired looking mom.  One of the kittens is sitting on a brown fuzzy lump (a highland cow) off to the side
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
platonic sibling canoodling
Two cats sit entwined on a chair in front of a craftsman fireplace, looking suspiciously at the camera.
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
bsky apparently really likes this crazy kitten, so here’s some #caturday morning Roan shenanigans
A young brown tabby cat with a white face looks inquisitively out of a vintage r2d2 Pepsi coolerA young brown tabby wearing a shark onesie is clinging to the shoulder of a man who looks bemused
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
friday night spaghetti heist
A young brown tabby with a white tummy and paw is being held firmly, showing his white paw stained orange with spaghetti saue
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Artemis II launch fun for the whole household
A sassy calico cat attacks a flat screen tv showing the the Artemis II on the launch pad, as a young brown cat with white paws sneaks up on herA sassy calico cat attacks a flat screen tv showing the the Artemis II on the launch pad, as a young brown cat with white paws comes up behind herThe young brown cat attacks a tv showing the blue sky, zeroed in on the bright dot of the launched Artemis II
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Kitten posting will continue until morale improves. Did I tell ya’lll that this little asshole ate 5 feet of ribbon the day before we were supposed to leave for our Star Trek Cruise? Luckily caught it before we left and got Roan into emergency surgery. His nickname is now Gold Pressed Latinum.
A petite brown kitten with white paws snooze on a blanket on top of a Chewbacca squishmallowThe same petite brown kitten with a white bib its on top of a white toilet, looking coyly at the camera.
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
New earrings, stay salty Minnesota
a pair of earrings that have a printed out fuck over a set of ice cubes.  Label says from “as you wish gemstones”
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
She’s beauty. She’s grace. She’ll punch you in the face. Kedi is a former Minneapolis kitty hall cat-idate. We went to visit her at animal control after the event, where she pegged us as bleeding heart suckers and bit Kyle, knowing I wouldn’t leave her behind to be put down.
A sassy calico cat sits upside down on a chair and looks up at the cameraThe same calico cat is stretched out upside down on a bedThe calico cat is splayed upside down in front of a fireplace
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It’s crack the windows season, and the cats are HERE FOR IT
Young brown kitten, old gray cat, and round orange cat sit on a covered radiator in front of an open window
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
a screen shot from star trek lower decks with the captain and number one glaring at the computer Landru with a sign that says "do NOT Obey"
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I commissioned it from T'Kay, Vulcartist - www.tkayart.com. I checked, and they're a-ok with me sharing it!
a graphic of the state of Minnesota, colored to reflect the Minnesota flag.  Vulcan calligraphy translated as "infinite diversity in infinite combinations" runs down the middle of the state
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Back home from Star Trek: The Cruise! Our Minnesota themed door and give away items were well received, and facilitated dozens of conversations about the federal invasion. It’s always shocking to step outside my twin cities bubble and face the fact that no one really knows how bad it is here.
A cruise ship door decorated with a Minnesota with Vulcan calligraphy which says “infinite diversity in infinite combinations.” Decorations on a cruise door that says “Minnesota land of 10,000+ geeks and infinite diversity in infinite combinations.”  It is surrounded by historic photos of native Americans, and immigrants and refugees.The author of this post wearing a trekkies against fascism shirt, standing next to the actor and broadway star Anthony Rapp.
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I got this at bench pressed a few weeks ago
The back bumper of a white Subaru forester with two stickers:  an outline of a forester with “may the forester be with you” printed inside, and the other that says “Minnesota, Nice,” with a raised middle finger and a loon saying ope
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’m heading out on the Star Trek Cruise next week, and I’ve got myself a bunch of MN Trek swag to distribute to fellow cruisers, because fighting fascism is a full time job! Hoping to raise funds for the Immigrant Rapid Relief Fund as well, if I don’t get in trouble for soliciting donations 🫠
A display of stickers and pins that mash up Star Trek and Minnesota.  One sticker has a picture of Shaxs from Lower Decks, and says “Fighting Fascism is a Full Time Job” and one has a picture of Captain Sisko that says “Don’t Just Look for Gabriel Bell, Be Gabriel Bell”
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
itty bitty where are our chicken wings super bowl committee
A round black and white cat, and a skinny white and black cat stare expectantly at the person taking the picture
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
ICE does not deserve a single Minnesota sunset
A sun set reflects in clouds over the Whipple building
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
#justminneapolisthings
A sign with a bat cat says “there’s nothing scarier than fascism”, next to a bag with porgs, a gas mask, and goggles
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
#catsofminneapolis - Ace would like to know why interloper new kitten Roan is in HER donut
A small black and white potato cat looks perturbed that a brown kitten is sleeping in her cat donut bed
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Visited local letterpress shop Bench Press today for yard signs and other locally printed merch. If you’re in the Twin Cities, 10/10 would recommend getting your fuck fascism and ICE merch there.
An old gray cat sits on the couch next to a printed sign with a cat that says “Pretti Good ‘n Mad” and 3 buttons that say: For Good; For Pretti; and Fuck Fascists”
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
#catsofminneapolis
Two cats sit on a white fire place mantle.  The black and white one looks out a window, surrounded by geeky items.  The brown one sits by a raven lamp, and a painting of native Americans wearing animal blankets
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
#catsofminneapolis rock out to Tom Morello and Bruce Springsteen livestream from First Ave today
Three cats play at the end of a couch - a small brown striped cat reaches up to wack a skinny white and black cat, with an older gray cat in the corner sniffing the white guy’s butt
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Things I said tonight: stop chewing on our gas masks Roan #justminneapolisthings #catsofminneapolis
A young brown cat with a white bib chews on the straps of a gas mask
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Tonight’s cats of south Minneapolis - our new kitten Roan sleeping in tandem with his sassy auntie Kedi underneath a portrait of a cat eating Cheetos and a borg cube lamp. Get some sleep dear Minneapolis, tomorrow we continue the fight.
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Haven‘t been doing our Deep Space Nine watch through since Renee Good’s murder. Pulled it back up today as a break from the horrors of living in Minneapolis right now, only to be reminded that oh yeah, we’re at the Dominion War here. FML. But at least my cats are cute.
A fat orange cat sleeps in the background as a young brown cat and sassy calico star intently at a squirrel outside the window.
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Hanging with the wee beasties as my toes finally thaw after the great Minnesota get together to tell ICE to fuck right off.
Young brown kitten Roan plays with steam coming from humidifierFat black and white potato cat is various looking at young brown cat sleeping in a lapFat orange cat stares intently at cold fat squirrel on outside window sill
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Cats if Minneapolis update: new kitten Roan is integrating himself in with the existing cat crew. He’s figured out the “wack uncle Dood in the donut” game, and is trying to win over crazy auntie Kedi. Resident (grown ass adult) kittens Ace and Stew remain wary.
A brown kitten stares at a fat orange cat poking his head out of a cat donut toyA brown kitten wacks a fat orange cat in a cat donut toyA brown kitten stares at a calico cat across a blue cat toy
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
During the pandemic I started pin collecting, and now have something for nearly all occasions. Twin Cities under siege by the federal government? Yup, I’ve got pins for that. Heading to NYC for another work trip, and hope my colleagues enjoy my selections.
A woman wearing a gray jean jacket with 3 pins on it - a smiling Molotov cocktail, a welcome to Minnesota sign, and a cartoon Prince.A welcome to Minnesota…fuck around and find out pin
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UmmSqueaky @ummsqueaky.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Everyone post your favorite Minneapolis and Saint Paul photos in normal times (and we will have again)
A double rainbow rises over Lake of the Isles.  A blue bicycle leans against a tree, sitting on vibrant green grass.  Downtown Minneapolis is seen in the distanceA full rainbow frames Lake of the Isles, green reeds in the foreground, with downtown Minneapolis in the back
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