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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma

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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People talk all the time about how they would use time travel to go back in time and kill an evil dictator before he could take power… So I posit that it's not outside the realm of possibility that the assassination of the man in that photo was the work of a time traveller from the future.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I vote for the former.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Being part of the provinces they are in is fine, but they should not be subjected to the whims of the current premiers when it comes to matters under their own jurisdictions.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Weird. I just told them I was with the Kelce party and they let me right in, no questions asked.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I know they were knocked out and he quit, but it was really nice that Khn de Poitrine took time out of his busy touring schedule to coach the Ecuador national team in the World Cup.
Headshot of Ecuadorian head coach Khn de Poitrine
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Whoa! Get a room, you two!
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm starting to think that the relentless campaign staged in Bushmiller's Nancy was the reason why women stopped wearing giant hats in movie theatres.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What kind of mistake? The best kind of mistake!
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Me too, Sluggo... me too!
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
She's up in her Latin and Greek, but in her skipping' she's weak.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yeah...cottoned on too late... back to history class for me
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm afraid I have what's known as "resting gannet face"
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fantastic!
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
To be fair, he didn't say which side would unconditionally surrender.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Great, now I have milk-related PTSD
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I used to enjoy watching Apple's keynote addresses. But these days they are all prerecorded and whoever directs them gets all the main speakers to intonate the way Steve Martin did when he said, "I'm a wild and crazy guy!"
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Did he have his own vanity plate?
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The cannibalism depicted on the wrapper is really something
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
4 years? Hardly everlastin'! Although it would cheer me up if some kid who popped one in his mouth in 1996 is still working on it today 30 years later.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Guy is running as a member of the Manchin/Sinema/Fetterman party
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
As an economist, Carney understands that the strength of the economy is all about belief in the strength of the economy. And since I do believe he wishes for a strong economy, he's a great economic hype man
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
To be fair, odd wooden acting had been a feature of the original 3 Star Wars movies as well. Though personally I tend to blame the leaden dialog more than the actors.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Don't forget the porn parody: COMING SOON
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I like to think that in panel 2, Nancy doesn't know how to respond to Sluggo's claim, and the pig gives her suggestion, "How about if you have him come over while I'm reading the paper, say around 4pm?"
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hypocrisy is one of Bushmiller's pet peeves, and apparently one of Nancy's pet's peeves.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Looks like someone (not Iran) is getting ready to surrender
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Roses are red A lion will roar
theguardian.com
Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store
Police responded to reports of gunfire at store in town of Scottsbluff, and found the culprit to be a dog
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In the mid-90s, I attended an event where he, as a congressman, debated someone representing the Moral Majority, a "religious" movement led by Jerry Falwell Sr. which was influential at the time. I don't remember what was said on stage, but I was happy someone was wiling to take them on publicly.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Apart from the ads, I am enjoying Sudoku Now on my iPhone. (as for the ads, you can bypass them–and ads in a lot of other apps too–by quitting the app and restarting it.)
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
By "Everybody making chips" he does not mean the actual people making chips. He means corporations, because corporations are people, you know
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This POS never met an authoritarian dictator he didn't want to suck up to
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
To save you the click, the men in the photo are Peter Dalglish, left, and Jacques Lamarre, right. Dalglish assaulted young boys, and Lamarre was corrupt AF.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
He managed to convince enough people that he was just like them* in spirit if not in finances. He represents their freudian id. *just like them = aggrieved, street smart, unabashedly greedy, willing to blame anyone and everyone else for anything that seems wrong
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Exactly this
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I dunno… stop feeding them chicken nuggets?
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Zach is a comedian who commits so fully to whatever he's doing that he can make me laugh by looking like an absolute clown, but if he gave me a disapproving look, I would feel mortified.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Stamina!
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I'm just crazy 'bout Saffron. And Donovan. Happy Birthday, to an extremely colourful guy.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Crazy. In the hands (and lips) of a master, the sax is incredible. I have no doubt it will return.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Demise in saxophone popularity? Say more! I hadn't heard about that.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Either he tricked her into going into the back room where he can keep her until the police arrive… or he really hates the owner
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You know you're obsessed with Angine de Poitrine when you consider naming your future children Khn and Klek
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
And there's a whole (quite good!) documentary about X: X The Unheard Music From Urgh, I always go back to The Cramps' electrifying performance
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I appreciate you taking the time to write this all out. I had only know some blurry version of this story before. I knew an older man in the 80s who was a huge believer in vitamin C because of Pauling's advocacy.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sure, but that should be McCormick's mayonesa con limón.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Exactly. A great example of arguing in (extremely) bad faith.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What is most remarkable, is that even in the places he's most liked, he can't get even 41% of the people to like him.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Oh, Toronto (905), why you gotta be like that?
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Never forget that Facebook started as Mark Zuckerberg's way of categorizing the "hotness" of his fellow students. So this particular bullshit is no big surprise. Needless to say, I hate it.
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Call me Umma - Coca and Rumma @ummagummibear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Great choice
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