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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Those feral souls with horns

The most dreaded feral soul conceivable: the Yan

"You've been a very bat girl. You've been a very, very bat BAT girl DraDra"

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

M12s Clear Glam Theme: Your Feral Soul

Umino finally earns the "Bug Boy" title, serving Vath stinkiness on the ultimate stage.

Umnio's orange mandibles match his carapace armor and whatever mess is happening in the background of the M12s phase 2 arena.

Umino stands tall among the glimmering embers and cuts a sharp figure. Literally, not figuratively.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

100% support thigh un-coverage!

Convergent glam evolution for this AST/SCH cohealer pair

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

M11s clear, with glam theme: Gladiator Are you not entertain't?

Umino acknowledges the crowd and poses the ages-old question:
Too much skin?

The crimson plume on the crest of Umino's helmet has more hair on it than this dolphin twink's entire body, and they're proving it.

In the artificially sunny pit of the holographic coliseum, Umino revels in becoming the champion of the Arcadion.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A trolley is successfully used to transport cargo and/or people to the intended destination.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

M10s clear, with glam theme: Waterwear Yes, I am their son No, it's not sunscreen on my face.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

M9s clear, with static glam theme: BDSM

Umino and Selene posture before the crowd in the arena of the 9th Arcadion fight. They probably would have preferred if their dommy mommy had been left standing, but joke's on them. Receiving boos and jeers is Umino's kink.

Umino's head can be viewed through the gaping hole in his index. That previous sentence doesn't sound dirty at all.

Umino comports himself before the audience, adorned in his chains and leather, with Vamp Fatale tapped out on the ground beside him. The image is captured with a Dravanian angle to convey a sense of mild dread.

Umino puts a finger on his lips to affect the "extinguishing ones hot ass" gesture, but realizes the seductive effect of this is diminished considerably by the full-face-covering mask blocking his actual lips.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Re: Moonfire Faire P'obyano being like "Bombs? We don't do that shit here at Moonfire. Whatever could you be talking about in front of our new impressionable crowd of guests whose patronage we want?"

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Born, Kweh, Met me, Kweh, No sleep, 'Nother club

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I started a rumor about myself that the Archbishop hit it when he asked for alone time in the throne room. By the time that one came back around, there were a lot more details attached to the tall tale. Ishgardian represion breeds creativity I guess. And Ishgardian repressors breed me I guess.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

#WoLQotD / #WoLQuestion If among your compatriots there are other adventurers or Warriors of Light, at what point(s) in your journey did you meet them? Before coming to Eorzea? Or perhaps while venturing to their respective homelands?

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

In a similar vein, I'd like to believe the Rroneek I had on my hit list is the very same one Koana almost needlessly died to protect.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Sorry to the Chirwagur Engraver I walked up to and cut down on the spot. I'm pretty sure y'all got un-cancelled, but in fairness I did it because I'll get a cool glowy weapon later. What's immersion?

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Well most of the time, I'm giving "Move, I'm gay" energy at the Rising Stones. So today in particular it's double that. In fact, you're welcome for even being here, meow. (Tataru, of course I'm not saying that to you. pretty please can me and Y'shtola go for a lunch on the scion's coin?)

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Phantom Blue Mage It's Showtime!

This flaming homosexual eats the spotlight right up. He is the star of this stage!

Umino's Blue Mage attire is a traditional deep blue getup accented with chic shoulder flames.

Umino strikes a pose with an arm outstretched towards the audience. Good thing these shoulder flames are purely aesthetic ow ow ow.

For his act, this masterful performer is probably doing prestidigitation or some shit.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"Why nooo Koana, we found not a thing on that 18-month expedition. I just thought I'd put together a palm tree cosplay from some scraps I had lying around because I was excited to see you. Anyway, For'ard Cabins or your place?"

In the same breath Umino both denies that there is anything notable about the Occult Crescent and asks Koana if he thinks his visor is cute.

Umino stretched his hands behind his head as he is bathed in the morning glow of a newly dawning day. Might he be affecting this pose to show off his exposed abs?

See look, don't they look just like that palm tree when they do this?

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"And we all agree to never talk about anything that happened on this content island." Yeah I know grandpa. This ain't my first rodeo.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I'm pretty sure Thunderregnum is the name of that STD going around Everkeep.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Ketenramm is probably like "Ah yes, the War of the Magi. I remember it fondly because I was there"

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Tick tock? It's a clock!?! Archive you're a genius!

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"Everyone loved that Bozja was a muddy crater. The people yearn for more of this."

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

First north horn CE I encountered: Necromancer . .. ... I hope the rest are less dull

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Well met Ketenramm. Another year older somehow I see? Do you have any news on how you've lived so long past a normal lifespan? No? And we never will? Ok.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I will go forth and collect these omegaverse-themed dispellers!

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Oh Gerolt I'll congratulate you again and again because you make my number go up

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I'm gonna be a shield slut. Though that'll be more to do with at-ti-tude than apparel

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

i thought the lala language was just using all lower case letters. i have some lower case letters of apology to write.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Oh dear XIV Fairy, oh please oh please make North Horn really fun and engaging and not a flop. That would be really cool. Thank you, good night, love you too. mwah 😴

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

He'd probably be like "Courageously boink my reflection while I watch"

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The Hung Man (... the Fool lied)

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Buff this ass Now it can live a Wyrmwind Thrust @auradventurer.bsky.social

The tall Au Ra named Misago bends forward, ready to receive the blessings Umino can give.

Auditory sparks glow against Misago's defined muscles and tight-fitting black outfit as Umino's bell chimes. The look on his face tell us this is serious business.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Whose geomanz is this? Teal Phantummy Geomancer

CLANG CLANG CLANG is the sound of Umino's yellow and teal bell reverberating from the cavern walls in what can most aptly be described as incessant.

Proud of the ruckus he has caused, Umino sheathes his bell behind his back.

Bing bong, Umino is cool
Bing bong, dressed like a fool
Bing bong, this one doesn't rhyme

A pixel art image of the classic Geomancer attire, which Umino has gone to great and unnecessary lengths to replicate.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Their loss. Good luck explaining why it's like that

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I do not associate with the pointy stick backstabbers guild.

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm dolled up for ritual sacrifice, but was turned away for being so far from virgin. Lucky I'm an entirely self-sufficient Phantom Oracle! May your avocados be that little bit extra fresh, you're welcome.

Immense power is unleashed by Umino the Phantom Oracle, whose arms are splayed upward!

Umino's dress billows dramatically as they behold the bubbles floating above the shin-deep water they stand in.

What's this? Waited too long to pop Predict?
guess i'll die *shrugs

Umino is inundated by undulations illuminated by his occult incantation

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Umino P @umino-u-know.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I shudder to imagine the kind of person who would categorically NOT use that emoji. What, they don't want for anything? They live a passionless, undriven life? There is no fruit what can be dangled before them? Passing on that person

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