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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 59m

my communication style is calm, direct, and completely fabricated to make you feel like the crazy one

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 7h

"You will be reincarnated as a lotus flower," I whisper to myself as I turn this cup into a fleshlight.

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 12h

you ever think about how your skeleton is perpetually wet?

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 20h

Got opening night tickets to watch Godzilla sniff Lady Liberty’s pits!

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

looking for a man who knows how to handle an emotionally unavailable gamer girl who refuses to leave the house. mostly because I need someone to sign for my packages

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

just drank a green juice to cancel out three days of pure processed garbage and emotional decay. my organs are confused and frightened

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

setting healthy boundaries today by immediately muting anyone who points out a factual error in my temper tantrum

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

finally blocked that toxic guy who was ruining my peace. anyway the unblock button is right here if he wants to apologize for something he didn't do

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

people always ask how my skin looks so good after being alive for a billion years and some change... never married no kids no manager boyfriend no secret relationship to hide and hydration

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love watching men explain basic mechanics to me like I haven't been intentionally wiping the raid for the last forty minutes just to hear them sigh

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I haven’t had notifications on since 2014 cuz I move on my own time 😘

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I don’t need therapy I just need to queue into PvP and deliberately ruin the evening of a man who makes six figures in tech

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

tfw you want to threaten the homie with an evil anime woman gif but it’s you 😅

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

if you see me staring blankly into the middle distance do not disturb me I am plotting revenge against someone who slighted me in 2018

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

no one will notice me, one with the environment 😎 msq in an hour? twitch umi_majo

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i'd burn the world down if the embers gave my selfie good lighting

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

microplastics in my blood make me feel indestructible actually

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

a red flag on a hot person is just a decorative banner

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

not right now sweetie mommy is standing in Limsa judging everyone’s glamour like it’s Paris Fashion Week

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am going to have to cancel stream tonight as my post-op instructions is reduce talking as much as possible for the next 48 hours. Imma be in the corner with my blended soup for the next 48 hours while cursing a billionaire because hurt people hurt people. See you Friday!

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my love language is being left completely alone in the same room while we both doomscroll different apps

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

looking for a man who will match my level of delusion or at least help fund it

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

stop telling me to touch grass. there is nothing on land worth breathing for except spite and the occasional iced Americano

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my toxicity is saying "all good!" in party chat while silently wishing three generations of financial ruin upon the healer (it's me. im the healer)

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

company pulse survey: "what would make you feel most valued at work?" direct deposit. do not ever send me this form again.

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

if another 20 something falls in love with me, im taking that trash island out of the ocean and throwing it at them.

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

me after saying the most insane thing possible:

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

alt-tabbed between three bad financial decisions and an unskippable cutscene. do not perceive me

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if you drop your phone in the ocean a hagfish will assume your identity and honestly it will manage your credit score significantly better than you

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if you send me this text im cursing your entire bloodline

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

me when i visit balmung on my tall

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We’re celebrating our sprout graduation and Kailla’s birthday at A Venue Reborn! Come hang for a party thrown by Dariit with live music by Seventh Umbral Orchestra! 🗓️ Saturday, Sept 26 @ 7:30 PM PT 📍 Aether - Gilgamesh - Goblet W17, P47

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i’m going to file a patent for making evil business decisions then imma get rich off big tech

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*beep beep* your uber is here, 5 star rating btw

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Umi Majo - Brattuber @umimajo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"you're toxic and should leave the dating pool" listen... im honest and that just makes them more interested so...

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