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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Amaze! (h/t Rocky of Project Hail Mary fame) Google AI (Gemini, I think they call it) appears to have gotten much smarter about “dild” since … yesterday morning. Our collective AI adventure is gonna be a trip!

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Same advice we’ve regularly heard from Rachel Bitecofer since BEFORE the 2024 general. (Maybe take it this time!)

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Pretty sure that’s an olde tyme “yield”, but the googleAI only knows how to make it filthy

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So what I hear you saying then, is “Go Bears!” Or did I misunderstand?

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The fact that he felt the need to make me a video of it tells me his inner child is a basket case

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s 315, badly executed. Not at all uncommon at his age & bwt. Lots of sociopaths in the pokey pound these out in 3s & 5s. But it is a lot of weight on the bench

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ok, so hottest since records have been kept. I was thinking 1895 was a real scorcher for a minute there

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yes. Conspicuous consumption, sometimes via conspicuous combustion. That def has the ring of Musk & Bezos

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hey, I’ve been lifting hurt for the last four decades … and it’s gone uniformly poorly, so 💯. (Eamus Ursi!)

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hm. Forgot about this one. Now you’ve got me wondering if Shelley had it in mind. (Love that bit “Blow, winds, & crack your cheeks!”, btw. Shout it all winter long at the Chicago heavens)

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well, hate’s a strong word. However, …

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I dunno. He looked more like Steve Austin before the $6M procedure (“a man barely alive”)

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well, I got my annual double-tap of flu & COVID vaccines a couple of days ago, & had a slight headache and a sore arm for about a day. I’ve never been dead before, so I can’t really compare the two experiences

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Also, we got a hot tip here not to watch 😉

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Methinks that this a different type of turtle be. (I believe than scans)

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Tape? You mean “tape”, right? 🥸

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of turtles

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What’s past is prologue: All’s well that ends well!

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I feel like I saw this scene in “Big Night”. Is this Turkish timpano?

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Super bad! (by which, of course, I mean to say: So good! So good!)

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Friendly reminder: Good dancers are athletes. Feel free to try this in your own local piazza, but your own results may vary 🥸

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Yeah. Sounded like “aroma da shoe”

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

As long as it comes with TDs & defensive stops, it’s unspeakably beautiful to me

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Totally not the point, I grant. But I was gonna say the same thing, just like a drill sergeant: “No rep, No rep, No rep, No rep, No rep, … “

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Occasionally I hear somebody foolishly state, “I don’t believe in coincidences.” Coincidences happen. However I did, in fact, say to someone just two days ago that Zuckerberg reminds me of Syndrome

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Any interesting fossils or goodfellas turn up?

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You don’t have to know the term “climacteric” to know how a banana or a plantain works. But science has always been a turn-on for me 🤓

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Ah. But what if you’re trying to put more life in your years and perform a mighty feat of strength?

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Here’s the thing about the “Homeric question”: When the Homeric texts are your Bible, chances are you’re only going to see one divine Homer. Personally, I’ve eaten the cattle of Hyperion and lost my day of homercoming forever

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Are we 100% sure she isn’t just committing politics. Seems like calling your electorate dumb, even if true, might not be a winning plank in the platform

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Yep. I was hoping for screen captions like this: ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

You’re good. “Flammable” and “irregardless” are in the dictionary now. The cause was lost when human language went & got itself birthed

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Yeah it’s a bug that’s also a feature. I resign myself to it with a profound sigh every time I hear someone say “aggravated” when they plainly mean “irritated”

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

But it’s not inconceivable, right, that he’s really most sincerely dead?

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

What’s the matter? Is he not turtle enough for the Turtle Club?!

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Hey, c’mon now. “Boofy” to “buffy” is real progress!

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The Roman slur punica leaps readily to mind

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You. Me. Us. Eumaeus @umeuseumaeus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Wait, weren’t they a functioning autocratic empire for several centuries after Octavian solved the Gangs of Roma dilemma?

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