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slowly trying to use this place more |she/her|white|bi|25| @glaciergay.bsky.social is my lovely gf <3

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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 13h
and if I burned down your office wumpus you useless fuck
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 15h
what’s the fucking point of a number lock button aside from confusing people why their passwords aren’t working
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AIPAC decided they were going to set a record on the amount of money they spent against me in the primary election. $70 million. Do you know what we could do with $70 million?
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just had a customer whose license plate was PED 040 Feel bad for the guy lmao
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fortune’s Weave has SO many quality of life issues and weird gameplay decisions and yet it’s still probably my current GOTY and I haven’t even completed a single path yet
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Insane to me that people STILL argue that FW is a sequel when there’s all this dialogue in Dietrich’s route
He’s referring to Lamine, one of the Ten Elites, who fought in the War of Heroes. The WoH ended in Imperial year 98. Three Houses begins in Imperial year 1180.Garreg Mach was established in Imperial year 185, just shy of a THOUSAND years before Three Houses begins.Cleobulus is a member of TWSitD that is killed in Three Houses.
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Esmeralda serving cunt in every fit, that turquoise is just so good
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
thank the LORD in HEAVEN ABOVE
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
perfect bird time
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Switch 2 physical) availability ($79.99): Best Buy buff.ly/YsDEA7V #ad GameStop buff.ly/diYHjOG Target buff.ly/4cgy66c VGP buff.ly/LTIgh2d PNP buff.ly/NP34VHa Amazon (temp OOS but can be ordered) amzn.to/49QHKDb
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this isn’t fucking fair I should be playing fire emblem right now
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NO OTHER UPDATES ITS JUST SUDDENLY OUT FOR DELIVERY? LETS FUCKING GO I GUESS????
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Switch 2) is ~$59.99 at Walmart when using code FAST30 or SAVE3X at checkout buff.ly/1wN0qg7 #ad if code doesn't work, try switching to pickup. If that doesn't work, add a banana (weirdly this worked for me with FAST30). Banana: buff.ly/xpiWilf
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my fw copy is supposed to arrive today but it hasn’t made it to MN yet (according to tracking)
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
some ppl wearing jackets outside oh it’s glorious. fucking finally the evil heat is defeated
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
started my period. I think I deserve to kill a man
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mildly salty that P4R isn’t releasing in February on switch 2, P6 better be a simultaneous release dude
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fuck you mean the Zelda direct isn’t for TWO more hours I coulda sworn it was 6am pacific
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know ppl think smash 6 is happening, personally I doubt it but I’d be happy to be wrong I’d love a little more on Xenoblade Genesis, but the game was only revealed a few months ago so that’s unlikely I feel Maybe content update for Tomodachi Life?
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I hate working mornings cuz what do you mean all my irls are asleep while I hear all the news myself
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
fym it’s gonna be 92 degrees today bro 😭
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Decided I wanted to go out with a BANG
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All ready for the elite four!
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
jkr is so fucking embarrassing man imagine being the author of one of the most beloved children’s franchises and spending your days spewing transphobia and arguing with people on twitter dot com instead of making the world a better place
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
SOME pupper thought it would be a good idea to eat a bee (again) this weekend
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gen 3 AI is so goddamn silly bro
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I watched most of the GTAVI extended look thing (kinda half paid attention to it) and I gotta say it just… looks like more GTAV. Like to me at least it doesn’t look revolutionary or anything, certainly not worth the $100 code in a box dogshit
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is your random reminder to PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WEAR YOUR SEATBELTS. PLEASE. DEAR FUCKING LORD PLEASE WEAR YOUR SEATBELT.
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
uh
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
bro I am so fucking sick of this game
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
fucking hate when months start on a Saturday. like yeah sure you selfish prick, now there’s gotta be a whole extra week on the top of the calendar for ONE DAY
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Clair Obscur: Expedition (PS5/XSX) is $35.65 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/OmM0TkM PNP buff.ly/90FjNR1 #ad (Steam) $35.95 Gamebillet buff.ly/gAja3Uy
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
the Avatar Aang movie is good. Animation is fucking phenomenal, choreography and score are awesome, getting to watch the adult Gaang is epic …the story doesn’t fit in very well with the avatar universe imo, and we don’t get to see enough of Toph/Zuko/Sokka. Would still recommend a watch! 8/10.
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I need a tier above “extra” for condiments on fast food apps. whenever I ask for extra mayo on my sandwich at subway it is NOT enough If I take a bite and no mayo starts to spill out of the sides/back, then there isn’t enough on there dammit!!!
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
fucking cockshit bitchtits I wanna be playing raiders rn
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the mechanic is such a dweeb I love them
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If my copy of raiders doesn’t arrive today I might kill someone
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
oh that’s police in Wisconsin murdering someone in broad daylight on my tiktok fyp
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Feeling very Squidward looking out the window at SpongeBob and Patrick rn
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
game reviewers are so fucking stupid man it should be ME “this is a single-player focused splatoon game!” in EVERY advertisement and yet there’s reviewers that docked points for it because there’s no PVP mode
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Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · 21/07/2026
Switch 2 price increases to $500 on September 1 Nintendo Switch 2 console is $399 at Woot from Amazon for new customers that use coupon code GIFT26 at checkout: bit.ly/3TsJmgQ #ad free shipping with Amazon Prime If you're not a new customer the price is $427
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
those high temps range from 32.8 to 34.4 Celsius
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Numbers go brrrrrrrrrrr
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Avatar Legends: The Fighting Game Deluxe (PS5/Switch 2/Switch) & Standard (PS5/Switch) up for preorder at Best Buy buff.ly/YBrWdH4 Amazon amzn.to/4eJ7MLn VGP buff.ly/CdjgIIQ PNP buff.ly/v8otg8g #ad
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
how long after sex is it appropriate to open Fire Emblem Heroes
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I love when I wanna play splatoon but my wifi tells me to go fuck myself
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m afraid three weeks is far too long of a wait Splatoon Raiders looks SOOOOO GOOD
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
pissed off because the games for July 4th have already been decided and it DOESN’T INCLUDE THE US V ENGLAND DO YOU KNOW HOW PERFECT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEEEEEEEEEEN
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
no way PlayStation announced the closure of the PS3/Vita stores AND the cease of production for physical games on the SAME FUCKING DAY 💀
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Umber @umberrrrr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m gonna throw up bruh
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