Reposted by UmberhulkMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 2hI am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now. 290129443740
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is the most normal thing he's said in years. This is what my grandpa talks like when we go over for dinner. 000
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*Carrabba's enters stage left* *Audience cheers and whistles like when Uncle Phil showed up on Family Matters* 030
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Jesus Christ please don't let a Republican win when I just moved here, I've been happy for the first time in years 2480
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I bet Chappelle feels really good about it after DOGE caused the deaths of thousands of Africans, not to mention what's happening to trans people and other groups here. 110
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Phew it's a good thing the supreme court isn't controlled by Trump's allies then 031
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't want any of this shit in my browser! I don't care if I can opt out! I'm not stupid enough to think you're not gonna try and sneak it in anyway! Take it out! I don't want it! Get it the fuck out of there! 020
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It took me a second to register the concept of "breeding monkeys". Are they gonna start having monkey shows? What's going on? 000
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hey James I have some news for you about the right wing regarding their general altitude compared to the left 050
Reposted by UmberhulkEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights. 149107961820
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hi I'm registered Democrat and anyone who promises to destroy silicone valley will get my vote 030
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comArrested Development But It Might Work For UsALT: Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us 050
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Without crown royal where will thousands of people get bags for their dice collections? 010
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No no, listen! By doing this she will win the support of far right maha voters by the thousands, while still maintaining the support of leftist voters who understand that some kids can have a little polio if it means we go back to being able to ignore ICE raids again! This works every time, right? 000
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comMan's Amazed Shock ReactionALT: Man's Amazed Shock Reaction 070
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comAnakin Skywalker: This Is Where The Fun BeginsALT: Anakin Skywalker: This Is Where The Fun Begins 010
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026static.klipy.comHot Fuzz - Yes, I SupposeALT: Hot Fuzz - Yes, I Suppose 020
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Monday's comic will be a single panel of Sebastian flying through the windshield because Swanboy slammed the brakes when he saw what he believed to be a dog with a weird tail (it is in fact a garbage bag) and the arc will end there and it will never come up again 020
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Republicans don't have any really consistent values other than personal enrichment 020
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Your honor my client would like to plead "just kidding" on all charges. We invoke the "psyche" clause. 020
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Okay who is showing these guys Hasan? Are all of their grandkids just blasting it out of their iPads and that's why they're mad? 210
Reposted by UmberhulkMatthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 27/08/2026this was a very visceral and horrifying police report to read through.404media.coFlorida ‘Deputy of the Year’ Used Flock to Stalk Ex, Held Gun in Her Mouth, Did a Nazi SaluteThe deputy resigned after an investigation uncovered an alleged history of racism, stalking, and sexual abuse. 311086349
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I will bare any slight, any injury and turn the other cheek. But when you insult The Nanny, well... Let's just say it won't go well for youstatic.klipy.comSamurai Katana DrawALT: Samurai Katana Draw 060
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Buying a $12 interesting indie game I'll never boot because I just default to fortnite (because I'm depressed and soothe myself with routine)👉 100
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026What if they're actually geniuses trying to reverse psychology Joe Lunchpail down the left wing pipeline by plugging Hasans stream constantly until they get curious and tune in 🧠 000
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I made the Anakin and Obi Wan analogy earlier but it's starting to get spooky. 040
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Whenever Hasan Piker isn't on screen, people should be asking "Where's Hasan Piker?" 0470
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026As a tank I only feel alive when I am forced to use a cool down to survivestatic.klipy.comMark Grayson: I've Been Hit Harder BeforeALT: Mark Grayson: I've Been Hit Harder Before 010
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026They're really developing an Obi Wan and Anakin sort of dynamic. Troubling. 020
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I had a Jimmy John's the other day where the guy packed it with prosciutto and salami and it was fantastic so get a better guy idk 000
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Spending thirty five billion dollars to catch people littering instead of just adding a trash can or a janitor 130
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I'm more interested in the Star wars racer coming out than any game about driving since the GameCube 021
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I wonder if the ones they think are faking it are also the ones they consider enemies, because that would be a crazy coincidence 061
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you simply believe in magic, you will be amazed how many coins one ear can contain 010
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If I met a guy in an apocalyptic crumbling castle and he told me "You have done well to make it this far," I will always find his candle or pinion or fucking Propagated Dragon Soul Gem or whatever. That's just who I am. 0270
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We are still in an era in which being sincere is cringe. You have to elbow the audience in the ribs and say "This is totally stupid right?" It doesn't matter that people still love sincere stories, because people only post tiktoks and shorts of the funny bits so that's what everyone remembers later 000
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Mother I would like to formally request that Mr. Swanson Dandolos continues on as my compensated caretaker in loco parentis whilst you are convened with your gallant paramour. He is a man of gentle heart and firm conviction and I would benefit from his tutelage." - Sebastian probably, I don't know 030
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The problem is that anyone you could not convince, you would just declare was not engaging in good faith. This would both protect your ego and your self interest. Rhetoric is fun 0112
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026static.klipy.comMilhouse on the PlaygroundAlt: Milhouse standing atop a jungle gym, gazing out into the evening horizon which symbolizes his sorrow, and which is full of swaying trees which symbolize his pain. The weight of his emotions is almost visible in his sagging shoulders. 000
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026static.klipy.comIt'S Always Sunny In Philadelphia Gun Vs SwordALT: It'S Always Sunny In Philadelphia Gun Vs Sword 0121
Umberhulk @umberhulk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Not gonna say anything specific about it but I know that exact store and even that exact aisle and I'm just excited about it 110
