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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THINGS TO SAY AT UMAVI:

I‘M HUNGRY
I#M HUNGRY
IM HUNGERY
I;M HUNMGRY
IM HUNGRY
IM HUINGR
IMM; HUNGRY
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
brainstorming
ideas

song about a chicken sandwich
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
what the hell just when i go live for the first time in forever....
twitch message by SevereThunderstormAlert: Seek shelter immediately
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
i think the bounty is starting to get to him
gtm playing mario 64 in grayscale, with a very dark webcam. he does not seem to be all right.
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i talked to the other berry farmers at the patch and they immediately knew which ones u were growing
chople berry from pokemon
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
hop on basketb- oh wait
the current standings of the german basketball league, showing fc bayern münchen comfortably at the number 1 spot
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
found these on my desk today ?????
nose drake: you used to call me on my smell phone

wizard drake: you used to call me on my spell phone

hollow knight drake: you used to call me on my nail phone
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
this guy's grift is getting ridiculous.
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
i walk around like
a wacky looking obsidian graph. its got somewhere between 100 and 200 notes, and a lot of them aren't linked to any other notes at all
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
been thinking about betelgeuse
a discord message i wrote:
lately ive been thinking of betelgeuse in more spiritual terms. heres a star which has bloated to a volume it cannot sustain in the long term, and a violent explosion is imminent. heres a star which got ejected from its original place and is now hurtling in a different direction until it meets its end. heres a star which may already not be around anymore, the light of its demise just hasnt reached us yet. heres a star about to burst, but for now its still here. i think thats all kind of cute? no cute is not the right word. but it is endearing in a really weird way. am i forming a parasocial connection with the edgelord roaring ball of fire? absolutely
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
this is the music ive been listening to lately, but color sorted. feel free 2 guess which albums are in there
what was originally a 5x5 grid of albums i listened to in the last while, color sorted to become a mostly indistinct barrage of color smears
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
word memory went well
A screenshot of Brain Age (DS, 2005), showing i successfully memorized 16 out of 30 words in Word MemoryA screenshot of Brain Age (DS, 2005), showing my brain age result to be a crisp 20 years old!!
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
i swear this looked like gregory house from a distance im not off the goop chat i swear
wooden boards on a bridge. the shadow cast on them does not look like a face, let alone like Dr. Gregory House from House MD
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
am i starting to become funny again
a twitch message sent by myself.
raccoon_gal: as an illegalist, i need cops to tell me when something is illegal so that i will do it on purpose
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
its been a long day... pass the shrimp n soju
some shrimp sandwiches i made and a bottle of soju as accompanying drink
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
kirby jamming out to mio, min mio by weatherday

everything seeps away, please hold on to me
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
progress
Actual Jump Sesh #3
ive been slacking lately so today was more of a focus on tech than just tryna grind it out. it worked well! got a jump that was either 57 or 58cm, and felt really good on the approach

to do next:
- use the weights i have now 💥
- start alternating low-impact and high-impact workouts so i can train more without killing my knees and back
- start doing workouts outside, so i can sprint more easily
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
progress +4cm jump height yyay
Jump Sesh #2

got 57cm pretty quickly!
then tried to learn better approach technique, to little success. i dont think i was able to give it my all on any of the jumps

to do next:
- get heavier weights so i can do more strength shit
- another jump sesh, hopefully next week. i wanna get technique down asap

the real effect of the jump training so far is that i feel way healthier
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
microdosing celeste is not going well
the green goblin from spiderman looking at his mask in horror, but the mask's eyes are replaced with the celeste desktop icon
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
forgot how to make my trademark hahas so im hitting the books
google search result of a wikihow page: "how to be funny & witty according to comedy experts"
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
dunk grind thread hopefully
discord message i wrote about my dunk training

Jump Sesh #1 today
-sprints (6 times, until reaching max speed only)
-two step approach jumps (until exhaustion, like 30 jumps total)
-MAX VERTICAL: ~52-54cm (~40cm until dunk-ready)

to do next:
-keep up with normal routine, doing jump sessions every 4th time
-get good enough at max approach technique to actually use it lmao
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
celebrating on the 24th of december:
An edited screenshot from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.
Phoenix is in the courtroom, saying "'Almost Christmas' means it was Christmas!"
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
was told to download this to learn mahjong. there better not be any other stuff in there
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
current mood
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
raccoon_gal: are u microwave from celestze
raccoon_gal: "If my driveway almost did you in, the mountain may be a bit too much for you." "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP"
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
raccoon_gal: yea its doomed. they put the Rayman's Raving Rabbids from Rabbids Go Home (2009) in my brain and now thiose fuckers are playing bubamara on loop at increasingly high speed
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
just tried out horsle
A game of Horsle: "like wordle but the word is always horse"
Guesses in order are:
Penis
Flank
House
Horse
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
yo check out this cool pic i took of the moon
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
the signature raccoongal flag 3 demo
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
still thinking about him
Two discord messages by me, from roughly 5.5 months before this post
Message 1: "244. thinking about jeremy sochan"
Message 2: "245. still thinking about jeremy sochan"
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
nvm its a 28 now
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
got a celeste pb its been 1 year and 363 days since the last one so cool so wow
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
been getting into tea recently
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
check it out! this unreal pretzel stick
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
case in point
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
made a celeste map itll be out soon sureloy
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
for like 3 years, ive had this consistent losing streak at any speedrun tourney/showcase, and it turned into a huge chip on my shoulder today i made it into this years celeste tourneys top 16 bracket and finally broke the streak YIPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
example:
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
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vi @umavi.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
hi
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