UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 12hNext person walks in to find two dead bodies on the floor... #FridayFoolery #Meme #Memes #Snark 020
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 12hThat reminds me... I gotta do laundry this weekend .. #FridayFoolery #Meme #Memes #Snark 000
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 12hSo it was all her fault??? Riiiiiight... #FridayFoolery #Meme #Memes #Snark 000
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 17hthis is where you wanna go on a Friday? Really? REALLY?!?!? Wordle 1,931 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT 960
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey... You leave them alone and they will leave you alone... Got it??? #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Snark #Memes 011
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I like the way Mr Kitty thinks... #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Snark #Memes 021
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sounds about right to me... #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Snark #Memes 011
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And so begins Spooky Season... #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Memes #Snark 011
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026why isn't it Friday yet??? Wordle 1,930 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT 870
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have watched some dumb ass movies in my time but this took the fucking cake... www.imdb.com/title/tt2716... 000
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I like the way Ethel thinks. #WackadooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 031
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Doc can kiss my butt. I run...my mouth... other people ragged... outta fucks to give... #WackadooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 022
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm still stuck on Space:1999... #WackadooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 052
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Before you pedants start with me... YES, ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS. Now STFU and find someone else to bother. #WackadooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 022
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026and a good morning to one & all... Wordle 1,929 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT 8100
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Excuse me while I go and throw myself into oncoming traffic... #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 010
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As one who may have left items in the microwave for a tad longer than they should have been there, I appreciate said notifications. #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 010
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well this explains the poor crop of late... #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 000
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wars have been fought for less. #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 010
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Uh oh... Them folks at Keebler are gonna be looking for you... #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 010
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i have issues with this one... Wordle 1,928 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT 960
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026After this it's "Welcome to the Cemetery" #MusicalMonday #Meme #Memes #Snark 040
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Truer words have never been spoken #MusicalMonday #Meme #Memes #Snark 031
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My tired ass would have noped out the moment I learned there was no seating... #MusicalMonday #Meme #Memes #Snark 092
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Methinks alcohol... copious amounts of alcohol were involved... #MusicalMonday #Meme #Memes #Snark 051
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026so ... call out sick... or just not show up... decisions... decisions... Wordle 1,927 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT 860
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Looks like the misogyny began really early in some circles... #SundayShenanigans #Meme #Memes #Snark 000
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Funny how hearing voices differs depending upon your position in life... #SundayShenanigans #Meme #Memes #Snark 000
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Looks like he forgot to put the holes in the dividing walls... #SundayShenanigans #Meme #Memes #Snark 000
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026happiness is an overworked air purifier. Wordle 1,926 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT 870
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026so... how's your weekend going??? #SaturdaySass #Meme #Memes #Snark 031
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026and when you get to my age, you are pretty much a shenani-goner... #SaturdaySass #Meme #Memes #Snark 011
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have seen people who owed me money and didn't wanna pay up move slower... #SaturdaySass #Meme #Memes #Snark 020
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yay... another potential house cleaning day.... Wordle 1,925 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT 860
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ew... Just EW!!!! #FridayFoolery #Meme #Memes #Snark 010
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Cap'n should be happy he didn't call out the other stuff she was doing... Kudos on the flexibility btw... #FridayFoolery #Meme #Memes #Snark 010
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yeah right...ain't nobody got 'mergency room money these days... #FridayFoolery #Meme #Memes #Snark 031
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I would go for both... Just to be on the safe side... #FridayFoolery #Meme #Memes #Snark 010
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026and now a nor'easter... yay... Wordle 1,924 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT 9110
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Be like the bunny!! #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Memes #Snark 001
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So early bird gets... an asskicking? #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Memes #Snark 000
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why do cats have to be like this??? Why??? #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Memes #Snark 081
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026These bears share more info about their bathroom habits than is probably healthy... like many people I know... #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Memes #Snark 000
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026bbbrrr.... that is all. Wordle 1,923 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT 980
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This one is low... Even for me... Doesn't stop me from posting it tho... #WackdooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 031
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is what I am thinking whenever somebody tries to talk to me about cars... #WackdooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 010
UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And don't be looking at me for that "shoulder to cry on" bullshit. You still owe me for the last shirt you ruined. #WackdooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark 030