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Uma Kompton

@umakompton.bsky.social
384 followers 199 following 251 posts

Anti bullying advocate, Professional Sabrina Carpenter hater, Sewerside survivor, Sex Trafficking Survivor, Abortionist, Mother, Virgin

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Leaving my hotel right now to go and slay the Met Gala. Anna Wintour is going to wish she never stole my hairstyle. #metgala #metgala2026 #annawintour
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "I blocked Gracie Abrams“
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Knee arrested for DUI, everybody using the r slur, war in the middle east…. it feels like 2008 again
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Tate McRae has been chosen as the new Ayatollah.
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I told Israel where Khamenei was hiding
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a screenshot of sabrina carpenter 's breaking my silence video
ALT: a screenshot of sabrina carpenter 's breaking my silence video
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I know Bebe Rexha would’ve helped Anne Frank if she was in the attic with her. She would’ve figured it out.
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Found a mysterious metal attachment in the shower of my husband‘s workplace. About 8 inches long, 3 inches thick, made of metal, and smells absolutely vile. I'm afraid to touch it. What is this and why does it exist?
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My opps must be non-binary the way they think they them
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ThickBinch44 @yatticusz.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
can we workshop the name
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
OH HITLARY YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
For NYE im about to party like my husband just died and my name is Erika Kirk
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Yes im white, yes my Thanksgiving Turkey is seasoned, we exist
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I know thats right, plus my daughter Miracle doesn’t bang spoons together, she uses forks only.
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
U must be mistaking me with Nicki Minaj sweetie
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The life of a chop hoe
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
rihanna won’t drop new music cus it’s clear lola young is a threat to her musical career
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Imaginery Opps
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teekay 🎃 @iamtkp.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Bonnie Mckee seeing this
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Lana knew not to mention Bonnie Mckee
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I shoved it up my pussy before i gave it back to her. Now her husband knows how my pussy tastes like next time he kisses her
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
this republican woman chased me down the street because she thought i stole her vape 😭
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Imagine feeding one twin and then you forget which one you fode! 😩
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I was being SILENCED by Gracie Abrams and her lawyers
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I’m Finna Pick My Son Up From School.
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This is the only dick i got ( its from my lesbean era)
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
my horny ass could never be a Landlord 😭
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I am not transgendered
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
when its april 2nd and your son still a Gracie Abrams stan
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I’m your Grandmother
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
When the chile is tea but the finna is gag… sis im dead as a chile
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
mexican drag queen named el chop hoe
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
going to a JLO concert cause i need some time alone
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Like a poem said by a lady in red…
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Just a reminder to my CHRISTIAN brothers and sister that Abracadabra by Lady Gaga is about BLACK MAGIC! stay away from that satanic harlot
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Jay-Z check cleared on time this year
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Down at the Afro-Korean Film Conference….
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
In honor of black history month, I’m not finna use aave
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
being sad tiktok is gone but then realizing im never going to hear a gr*cie abr*ms song ever again
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Miss Chop Ho? Is it alright if I hand in my chilework assignment a little late?
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Welcome back, David Lynch
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The Perks of Being a Chop Hoe
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Haven‘t they suffered enough???!!!
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
First abortion of the year 🖇. Simon lost his licence drink driving so we have to take the train 🙄
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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I’m sorry but how does a fire do this 😭 just put it out?
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