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Joe Friday I'm In Love

@ultramod2.bsky.social
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Ain't where I'm from (Bronx); I'm where I'm at (Midwest). But not mad about it. Middle-aged, out of shape, hate Nazis and anarchists.

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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 7h
I mean, if eventually it leads to the public execution of the guy who called down airstrikes on civilian craft in the Caribbean this year, I can kind of get behind it.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 8h
The party of punkasses.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 8h
Sorry, Wake Forest. New name from now on.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 8h
You’ll just have to settle for Medicine.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 8h
I think this is, if anything, too charitable. They’re trying to make viral video because it’s the only way their hardcore incels can achieve erections.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 8h
I broadly a beheading guy, if they are determined to do it. I imagine this could be more comprehensively perfected than the pseudo-medical rigmarole with lethal injection.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 8h
Rookie numbers. Gotta pump up those numbers.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 9h
He’s trying to incite terrorism by his supporters. It’s kind of incidental that others would be inspired, as well.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 9h
In fairness, he had to buy concrete from actual mobsters, so he’s drawing on real personal experience:
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 9h
“What if these two inveterate fraudsters were sincere about the transparently false promises they made?” Fuggin’ dumbass. I would gladly pay this character Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 12h
He was also a lousy college baseball player. Dude is a loser.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 12h
A lot of those apocalyptic types, really. Those Weathermen dipshits who blew themselves up in the Greenwich Village townhouse.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 12h
That character's complaint is just, like, correct. There are geothermal vents and weird, creepy creatures and all sorts. Space is lame; there's nothing there but rocks.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 12h
Real and spectacular.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 12h
Or the whole Hong Xiuquan thing.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 12h
Kingdom of Muenster.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 13h
Wah wah wah waaaaaah.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 13h
New Rochelle, evidently.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 13h
Where's he live at?
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cincinnati is the capital of Northern Kentucky.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
St. Louis is Cincinnati but more black.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Heads tend to bleed a lot.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They were sort of friends of friends. They let me try on the fully protective head gear and take a couple passes with the sword, which was fun. My buddies were spectators at a real deal slashathon and, apparently, it was gross and not fun when a chunk of bloody scalp flew across the room.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Untroubled with demands or concerns, I should think.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are obviously many more or less normal, perfectly hard-working folks in what is a country of thirty-five million people. Probably not a whole ton of the ones who go to university abroad aren't spoiled rich kids, though.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A) I am a Roberto Carlos man. B) I have a strict No Lazio policy.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If we're gonna become the people of Serbia, can I call Vlade Divac? (And not Sinisa Mihajlovic.)
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, inshallah.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I checked this place out this summer (they are totally fine with randos just wandering in, it seems). It's a really neat building.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Vinny is a protected species, thank you very much.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The worst Yankees fans are probably the ones who were at the games in Tampa. Because the worst kind of New Yorker is the kind which now lives in Tampa.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This character writes for a [Checks notes] comedy publication, you say?
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was briefly familiar with some dudes in a German sword-fighting fraternity many years ago. And they were pretty fuggin' weird, but probably weird in a different kind of way.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am a known consensus builder.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t think any of this internet discourse much matters. Including my own.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Havasu U is a fifth column, undermining the purity of our American blood.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Motherfuckers, you're 58 years old.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In fairness, Musk is very popular with the kind of gross, creepy dorks that J.D. Vance is.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a good thing that people be prevented from murdering other people, even if I don't especially like the people they want to murder.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like, I would turn off the internet altogether, if I could, but you gotta take your wins where you can find them.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It turns out there's a science to these things, but the Saudis are the kind of rich kids who skip school.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's kind of a reverse "Things can never get worse." If this bad thing is happening now, things must have always been that bad.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So he can give the kid an anxiety disorder in fifteen years when they don't get a 5 on the AP Calc exam.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, even if he does't like playing with his kid, which would be tragic and disgusting, his "solution" to the "problem" is going to take much more time and effort than just sitting and reading The Foot Book or whatever.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't disagree, but I do think that for a lot of the internet antisocialists, antisemitism is a particular avenue down which a broader nihilistic misanthropy travels. It happens to be one which is easily rewarded with the sort of curdled online esteem they crave.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, I kind of got over it by giving up on basketball altogether, but that was after Reggie Miller shoved Greg Anthony to the floor before that "steal," not the Starks catastrophe.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know why I'm surprised, as the only proven skills the Saudi royal family has are sitting on petroleum by happenstance, bribery, underwriting terrorism, and internal state brutality, but I would have thought their state would be less bad at war than it is.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm still not over 2-for-18.
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They call me John Starks cuz I'm throwin' up BRICKS, I saw five orbs, but I'm waitin' for SIX
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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think he made it up because he's an irredeemable dork.
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