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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟

@ultragrump.bsky.social
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31. black. male. hetero. anti-fish. i post whatever i want. don't forget to follow. 🎵 iHate Radio Playlist (music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLV…)

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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 3h
I made the foolish mistake of eating meat from McDonald's while eating an "American Vegetarian" diet. I suffered a huge headache that lasted for 4 hours long.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 4h
call me weird if you want, but I always thought this shit sounded like a theme song for a tv romcom. (www.shazam.com/track/200731...)
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DtMF - Bad Bunny: Song Lyrics, Music Videos & Concerts
Listen to DtMF by Bad Bunny. See lyrics and music videos, find Bad Bunny tour dates, buy concert tickets, and more!
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 9h
Tato says to rest when you can 💕
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abadonx13.bsky.social @abadonx13.bsky.social · 20h
THE KILLER IS ESCAPING
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 18h
(youtube.com/watch?v=aI_f...)
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Beach Therapy - Original Animation
YouTube video by Studio Wrong
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 20h
The ❄️❄️❄️ people got so mad about having a black president, that they hard launched the political career of a man who had no business being in politics. (www.instagram.com/reel/Deku6G_...)
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 21h
Tonight was rough. Thank god today's pay day, or else I wouldn't be able to afford a lyft back home from the oizza joint next to the bus yard.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
(www.instagram.com/p/DehtJwMgne...)
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Nairobi Updates on Instagram: "Newly released iPhone 18 Pro and Pro Max models are reportedly among goods seen floating on the sea surface after a large container ship allegedly struck a naval mine an...
32K likes, 1,065 comments - nairobi_updates1 on October 15, 2026: "Newly released iPhone 18 Pro and Pro Max models are reportedly among goods seen floating on the sea surface after a large container s...
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Welp, time to catch the bus again. This is the first time I using it to communte to the other job site across town. I'm anxious about the bus ride back home.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🫪🫪🫪 eh????
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I stuffed my face with Mickey D's for dinner. But I did go out of my way to catch a bus, eat at the restaurant, then catch a bus back home. Saving mucho dinero from delivery fees. 🫄🏿
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Same store. Same items. Whole new prices. I fucking hate it here bro.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
But she'll never own up to it. She gave them the platform of her audience, and she ignores the role she played.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
weak ass shit. (www.instagram.com/reel/DbPsjYZ...)
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 15/10/2026
wXw just uploaded PAC vs. El Generico from 16 Carat Gold 2007 as a free match on YouTube:
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FULL MATCH: In Memory of PAC - El Generico vs. PAC - wXw 16 Carat Gold 2007
YouTube video by Westside Xtreme Wrestling (wXw)
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
😁😁😁😁 (www.instagram.com/reel/DcT-cb6...)
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Also, slight humble brag. Shout out to #Previ for giving my the postpaid lifestyle without the postpaid price.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
These make my job so much easier.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
....I was made for this.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
there's no "reaching out to the other side" if the other side is kicking me in the shins & demanding that I fall over in pain. fuck them and those who "lean conservative."
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the level that "the red team" was willing to go and sink to in order to make everything worse for everybody because they weren't in power, is unforgivable. (2/3)
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Haley Metzger on Instagram: "RRE part 2: new installments dropping every Tuesday #politicstiktok #democrats #republicans #highspeedrail #usa"
77K likes, 1,628 comments - mayorhaley on August 11, 2026: "RRE part 2: new installments dropping every Tuesday #politicstiktok #democrats #republicans #highspeedrail #usa".
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
this is why I never subscribed to the idea of "we go high, they go low." (1/3) (www.instagram.com/reel/Db5teqi...)
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Haley Metzger on Instagram: "RRE part 2: new installments dropping every Tuesday #politicstiktok #democrats #republicans #highspeedrail #usa"
77K likes, 1,628 comments - mayorhaley on August 11, 2026: "RRE part 2: new installments dropping every Tuesday #politicstiktok #democrats #republicans #highspeedrail #usa".
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
you're not gonna believe this.... (www.fightful.com/wrestling-ne...)
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Richard Adonis Joins WWE ID Program
At the WWN Live Proving Ground event, Timothy Thatcher recruited Richard Adonis to the WWE I.D. program. More details inside the article.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
(youtube.com/watch?v=3-lx...)
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The Most Overrated Products Ever...
YouTube video by Tokemon
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 12/10/2026
Happy 58th Birthday to Hugh Jackman 🎂
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
now she's about to go to real jail...where the inmates are free to be horny. the ultimate irony.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
(www.reddit.com/r/REALSquare...)
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Cultural_Geologist_3's comment on "Well that didn’t last long.. Max Caster have reportedly been fired from TNA after his debut last night."
Explore this conversation and more from the REALSquaredCircle community
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think I'm starting to understand why Zelina used to date Austin Aries. Brusied egos hurt egos.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm so confused. Does he think donating to Palestine is donating to Hamas?
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Honestly, Max has said worst.
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 12/10/2026
This week’s main story is about generic drugs, how and where they’re produced, what’s causing shortages to life-saving medications, and why Mr. Potato Head is the only one who should be losing any eyeballs over it.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Another day, another day Bluesky's app is not fucking working.
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Doré potato and I wishing you a good day + something good to eat 💛
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For some reason, BSky's mobile app isn't working....again. Fucking hell man.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Respectfully.
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Chris Redd Says 'Pass' on Saturday Night Live
ALT: Chris Redd Says 'Pass' on Saturday Night Live
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(www.snapchat.com/add/ultragru...)
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ultragrump on Snapchat
ultragrump is on Snapchat!
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hit up my snapchat bitches. 😎
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#YouTube count your fucking days you raggity bitch!
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@zaidtmusic.bsky.social ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I respect when unc calls out performative motherfuckas. (youtu.be/SEBatwWH7sU?...)
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This Was A Stupid Protest | Zaid Talks
YouTube video by Zaid Tabani
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Cant Have Shit Disgusting Life
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeeeeh. The "Son of the Mask" was cheap to watch back then for a reason... (youtube.com/watch?v=6XWa...)
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THE DAY THE MASK DIED
YouTube video by Vee Infuso
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's you go-to comfort food?
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mr international aka mr bitch aka the rainmaker vs the billy goat aka the new main character aka the champ #AEWGrandSlam #AEWDynamite
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#AEWGrandSlam
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh fuck it's Thekla. OH FUCK IT'S THEKLA. #AEWGrandSlam #AEWDynamite
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Queen Aminata's new theme is out now! #AEWGrandSlam #chocolatekisses (youtu.be/sFmE1AGwor4?...)
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"Her Majesty" Featuring Samantha Reed | Queen Aminata AEW Entrance Theme | AEW Music
YouTube video by AEW Music
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he's right you know.
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LONG LIVE THE BASTARD 🍉🍟 @ultragrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NOPE. False flag. Darby Wins! #AEWGrandSlam #AEWDynamite
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 06/10/2026
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