ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I'ma be real this team going into the Elite Four is GAS 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Sorry about no Leaf Green for a while was doing a Mariomon 020
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 24/04/2025“Are you ready for your golf lessons?” *Tiger Woods gulps* *Jack Nicklais breathes heavily* *Rory McIlroy nods nervously* *Scottie Scheffler sighs* “Yes, Kat" they say in unison 042
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Finally been playing the Pokemon Scarlet DLC and Kieran is a loser contrarian "ooooo I like the Ogre pokemon look how different I am" Bitch that mfer is gonna kill your ass! 001
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I want to use my telekinesis powers and throw him through several layers of drywall 010
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025It's about to be a ground-breaking day for Machamp nation 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I want her to lift me up with Telekinesis and throw me through several layers of drywall 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Rival's Pidgeot doesn't realise it's about to join his Raticate LMFAO 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025YEAH THE RANDOMIZER CHANGES MEANT I CAN GET BLISSEY EARLY 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025God damn Chuunis getting IN MY WAY 010
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Killed his Ratticate he's so mad about it 010
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025This just in, grown-ass man threatens a 10 year old 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025What else are you supposed to name this thing 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Surge was a jabroni no wonder America lost in Nam' 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I'm about to end this guy's whole career 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025As my oomf said when it evolved, Weepinbell has those googly eyes lookin eyes on a deranged pear 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Boulder bitch listened to the first 10 seconds of Giants by Helloween while doing this gym battle in honour of Charmeleon 020
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025NO I WILL NOT COME UP WITH NORMAL NAMES FOR MY FODDER POKEMON 020
Reposted by ULTRA DESPAIR MIKANAura McWhalen @moemoemecha.bsky.social · 22/03/2025this is great, and all I've done is enter my name! 021
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Fuck it, it's LEAF GREEN time again 110
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I love broken ass fucked up Yu-gi-oh sometimes there's like 10 interactions here 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Onision survived the nightmare and became the slug that he was destined to become 010
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Moon Presence sucked balls GEHRMAN WAS SICK THOUGH WHY DID I HAVE TO BE OVER-LEVELLED Bloodborne was great 9/10 time to move my focus to Demon Souls 010
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I BEAT KOS UNDER TEN ATTEMPTS BECAUSE MY DUMB ASS CHARGED AN R2 IN HIS FACE AND THE STUPID FUCKER JUMPED OVER ME SO I VISCERALLED HIS ASS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Oh I beat that loser Lawrence I guess, fucking Firesage Demon for Cleric Beast that's exactly what we needed 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025"A corpse should be left well alone" NO MARIA PLEASE DESECRATE MY CORPSE THAT YOU YOURSELF MADE ME, USE ME MARIA, RUIN ME MARIA, PUT ME THROUGH THE BLENDER AND MAKE SOUP OUT OF ME MARIA (Three attempts) 030
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 18/02/2025MURDERED THE SHIT OUT OF LUDWIG AND TOLD HIM THAT HE FELL FOR THE SCIENTOLOGY SCAM I ALSO FELL FOR THE SCIENTOLOGY SCAM OF CHALICE DUNGEONS, FUCK CHALICE DUNGEONSmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character with blue hair is riding a blue vehicle with the word mariokart on the backALT: a cartoon character with blue hair is riding a blue vehicle with the word mariokart on the back 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Queen Killer is my best friendmedia.tenor.coma woman wearing a yellow cone on her headALT: a woman wearing a yellow cone on her head 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 11/02/2025MERGO'S WET NURSE?!? MORE LIKE MERGO'S WET FART AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH HAHAHAHA GRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRGGHHHHHHHHHH ONE TAPPED YOU WRETCHED GHOUL 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 11/02/2025BRAVO MICOLASH, YOU ACTUALLY FUCKED ME UP A FEW TIMES. I ALWAYS KNEW I HAD TO RESPECT A FELLOW....DEGENERATEmedia.tenor.coma girl with blonde hair and a ponytail is holding a sword and making a faceALT: a girl with blonde hair and a ponytail is holding a sword and making a face 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025THAT's IT? THAT'S EBRIATUS DAUGHTER OF THE COSMOS? THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF BOLT PAPER USES! 042
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Oh these Chalice Dungeons are gonna get MISERABLE aren't they 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 07/02/2025The One Reborn? More like the one restart hahahaha HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA THOSE THREE HUNTERS RAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH 010
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 07/02/2025"OOOOOO IM MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME!!" SHUT THE FUCK UP CELESTIAL EMISSARY YOU STILL LITTLE BITCH, GET ONE TAPPED EVEN CLERIC BEAST WAS HARDER 120
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I am Saw Spear's strongest soldier 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025ONE TAPPED LOGARIUS, GO BACK TO THE HOME OLD MAN, THE NEW GENERATION HAVE ACTUAL REACTION TIMING FOR PARRIES NOW. DUMB BITCHmedia.tenor.coman animated cartoon of an elderly man using a walker .ALT: an animated cartoon of an elderly man using a walker . 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025BLOODY CROW OF CAINHURST is the BIGGEST BITCH in all of GAMING but you BETTER BELIEVE I was gonna trot into that cathedral ONE HUNDRED TIMES in order to restore honor to my FAVOURITE HAG EILEEN THE CROW if it was the last thing I did 111
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Call me controversial, but I think every living creature in the Nightmare Frontier should be exterminated in as violent and painful a method as possible 000
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Amygdala fight by far the worst boss in Bloodborne so far, not necessarily because it was hard, but because the fat fuck tanked the framerate while she was in her later phases. Fucking bitch 010
ULTRA DESPAIR MIKAN @ultradespairmikan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025ROM THE VACUOUS SPIDER is the best boss in Bloodborne because it's just a Dark Souls 1 boss 011
