Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Newsweek has gone full Fox. Straight up Nazi shit. 000
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 13/07/2026youtube.com/shorts/yYs9D...youtube.com#greenscreen This video is my opinion 🤓 #maga #trump #healthYouTube video by Epistemic 030
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Can't believe it's been 30 years already. One of my favorite concerts. And the Riv is a great venue. It was like Dickey Betts was playing in my living room. 030
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Found this nasty ass orange mushroom growing in the yard. I had never seen one like this before. Turns out it's known as a Jack O' Lantern mushroom and it's pretty toxic. I feel like there's a joke in there somewhere. 040
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Be a shame if people started to refer to Custer Farms as Pedo Farms 010
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 06/01/2026At my age living on the edge now means using expired Preparation H. 050
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 22/12/2025The best part of waking up is Irish coffee in my cup. 030
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 08/12/2025How long before some NFL or college teams start selling those guardian caps as merch? 110
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 10/11/2025A dangerously criminal fascist regime is on the brink of destroying the country and NBC News is giving us crucial coverage of fairy tales. 060
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 26/10/2025The monster knows he's rocking his new Patagonia fleece vest. 030
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Republicans are my # 1 enemy. Cling wrap and fitted sheets are in a dead heat for # 2. 120
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Lavalife is still a thing? What year is this?? 010
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 01/06/2025You know, if Canada became our 51st state, Trump could end their wildfires within 24 hours by issuing an EO mandating they have to clean the floors of their forests. 061
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Just watched Nosferatu. So that Count Orlok was just a really horny dude. Was that suppose to be the takeaway? 010
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 08/03/2025My life is more than half over. Yet it's the fact that my space phone is 5 years old is what worries me the most. 020
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I really like when it snows. Then I get to play 'what left those tracks in the yard?'. Neighbors cat? rabbits? red fox? deer? small sasquatch? obese child chased by a one legged drifter? Possibilities are endless. 040
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Can you imagine if Chuck Berry had titled his song Timmy B. Goode? Rock would have died by 1960. Words matter, people. 010
Ultimate Secret @ultimatesecret.bsky.social · 04/02/2025 January 1983. I guarantee you absolutely nothing good came from this fascist scumbag summit. Was this the beginning of the end? 030
