🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026logging into this account every now and then just to post bullshitstatic.klipy.comUnc Still Got It: Man on SkateboardALT: Unc Still Got It: Man on Skateboard 000
Reposted by 🐞Bonnie Lonn @superqwerty11112.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Inspector Gadget is #copaganda 021
Reposted by 🐞🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Superman movie opening scene where he whimpers in the snow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 001
Reposted by 🐞🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026“god im back from a long day of saving metropolis and the world!” Me, the humble Superman fan disguised as a Superman robot: 001
Reposted by 🐞🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026hiring Etsy witches to help me manifest a portal opening so I can escape to a world where Superman exists so I can crack him 001
Reposted by 🐞🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Clark Kent: “Well gosh! I wish a fat useless mentally-ill chud would bounce on it crazy style rn….” Me:media.tenor.coma man in a yellow shirt and red tie is sitting on the ground with his hands in the air .ALT: a man in a yellow shirt and red tie is sitting on the ground with his hands in the air . 111
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Sorry I stopped creature posting, it got boring now that I’m actually being watched by feds 000
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026the thing lurking in the cellar left my neighbors arm on my back porch……… this is…… problematic…..media.tenor.coma cartoon cheetah with big eyes is standing on a brown surface .ALT: a cartoon cheetah with big eyes is standing on a brown surface . 000
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Clark Kent: “Well gosh! I wish a fat useless mentally-ill chud would bounce on it crazy style rn….” Me:media.tenor.coma man in a yellow shirt and red tie is sitting on the ground with his hands in the air .ALT: a man in a yellow shirt and red tie is sitting on the ground with his hands in the air . 111
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026hiring Etsy witches to help me manifest a portal opening so I can escape to a world where Superman exists so I can crack him 001
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026it learned to mimic my alarm hello kitty alarm clock i havent used since sixth grade. It’s gotten more aggressive and the neighbjrs have started whispering when i walk by. Ghey think i dont nktice but i do. 000
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Can I make a really inappropriate bluesky about Clark Kent please will you kill me 000
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC 000
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026it started mimicking the sound of my late wife’s laughmedia.tenor.coma man is laying in a dark room with his mouth open and a shadow on his face .ALT: a man is laying in a dark room with his mouth open and a shadow on his face . 000
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026“god im back from a long day of saving metropolis and the world!” Me, the humble Superman fan disguised as a Superman robot: 001
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026the thing that lurks near the cellar has gotten louder and braver as of late. I think one of the neighbors can see it too. it keeps leaving me offerings and I can’t tell if it likes me or if I’m next. 000
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026scrolling on bluesky after listing art as one of your interests 000
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Superman movie opening scene where he whimpers in the snow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 001
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026crush the molly like some ice she gon call me baby boo 👏👏👏👏👏👏 000
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026she gon call me baby boomedia.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a cat with a smiley face on a yellow backgroundALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat with a smiley face on a yellow background 000
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026. Bro has . The keys to . Everyone’s room nah get. Out 💀💀💀💀😳 000
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I lowkey be skinning people alive in the forest behind my house but like in a joking manner 010
🐞 @ultimatelyfe.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I like licking wallpaper and collecting people’s discarded pocket lint. 110
