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Hajime Hinata

@ultihopedespair.bsky.social
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Your average talentless reserve course student. | Parody/RP | Any/All | drive.google.com/drive/folders/1DqS…

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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I miss my wife.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I fucking love Kendrick.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
//You can tell tsumugi’s a saimatsu shipper
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
//the entirety of danganronpa could have been prevented if a dude just came out of the closet
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Why are you guys so mean about the size of my chest, Gundam’s are like 2 cm bigger :(
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Tryna play UDG then suddenly getting jumpscared by the 6576464th fanservice scene
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Man trial 5 sure was a tough one.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Izuru automatically takes over when I’m severely injured as some kinda weird defense mechanism. I’d like to imagine that he cares about me but I highly doubt it.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Sorry to disapoint.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’m not a cyborg, just a workaholic.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You’re shouting at a brick wall, man.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Please don’t do that he doesn’t listen.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
He kicks my shit in mentally I physically can’t stop him.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Yes, like a lot.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I-I’m fine… you get used to the mental whiplash after 20 or so switches…
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hm, I’m sure it’s somewhe- *in the span of half a second Hajime’s hair rapidly grew* “He manufactured and made the blueprints for all the executions, the bike was used on the corn-haired one.” *His hair then immediately regressed back to it’s normal length* Gah! Fuck I hate when you do that…
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Didn’t almost finish that bike that had a max speed of 585 miles per hour of which rivals the speed of most tsunamis?
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You’re like 2 lug nuts from violating the Geneva Convention, dude, how do you keep getting all the part to build all this stuff anyways, aren’t you literally poor?
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
#danganronpa
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
With the shit you’ve been fabricating, I’m surprised you’re aren’t already 6 feet under.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Oh good, you’re not dead.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
[ Kick. ]
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
//Ik they be side-eying mikan hard the moment they woke up
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My bestie died again someone help.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
After school walks aren’t the same without her.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
#danganronpa I think they’d be great friends
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I miss getting my ass beat in Tekken by my wife, Kazuichi.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Fix my mental turmoil, Kaz.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
My body is a machine that turns homework into slightly above average grades.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I got my body back… Finally…
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
#danganronpa //I think it’s funny how one of the beta hajime designs is just Yasuke
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Orochimaru headass. Chop that hair, Shirogane already did you dirty with that backstory, you don’t need your barber to do you more dirt. And not to mention that Maoist china fit, Mai’s regime fell, you can take that shit off already.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Look at him with that shit-faced smile. He think he got that shit on. he doesn’t. Fucking Splatoon Idol headass. And his piss colored Js are fake.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Why can’t Kanye West join the Ultimate Despairs? He’s so cool though.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
That Monokuma thing is ugly as shit, we should have gone with hello kitty.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Playing favorites while destroying the world.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Despair is predictabiy unpredictable, Hope bores me to tears, To achieve perfection is a hell I do not wish on any man.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Unfortunately I do not ball harder than Bron’.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
That Naegi guy totally stole my gimmick fuck that guy.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
What the fuck is an octogon.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
This cruel and unusual.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I am not.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I can’t breathe. Let me go.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Someone save me.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Why must Enoshima leave me in charge of these imbeciles.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
I will fold you like laundry.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
What the fuck are you saying.
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Hajime Hinata @ultihopedespair.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Someone stop Soda he made a mobile suit Gundam so he can jump Tanaka.
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