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Corey Hart

@ulanshad.net

348 followers 651 following 259 posts

'What would Giant Boy Detective do?' Mostly lurks, lowbie. Primarily communicates via Frinkiac GIFs. Sabres, Simpsons, Nintendo — things of this nature. 📍 Buffalo, NY via Grove City, PA

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 04/10/2026

Sabres are back baby

Sabres post on Instagram highlighting celebs at the home opener, photo is of a befuddled looking Wolf Blitzer

Norm MacDonald - All the stars are here!

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 07/09/2026

Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

Hmm, touché.

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 04/08/2026

No cheating post your Lock Screen

Charles Hart, sneering

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 04/08/2026

I Play Rocky (2026)

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 27/07/2026

Kind of a perfect example of how important the helmet decal is to how football uniforms 'read' — you could completely change the color scheme but keep the logo on there and they'd read 'Bills', but abstract the logo too much and it's suddenly uncanny.

New Bills Nickel City Uniforms

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 18/06/2026

Got my wife to try watching Widow's Bay with me:

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 13/06/2026

Saw quotes - I don't think you guys understand how much of my time this takes (changed from 'how expensive this is')

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 12/06/2026

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 11/06/2026

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 11/06/2026

"The San Antonio Spurs:
Super Frauds"

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 02/06/2026

Troy McClure: "Keep at least one eye open, because his best friends, The Simpsons, just might pop in to wish him luck."

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 02/06/2026

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping - Equal Rights / 'I'm not gay, but if I was I would want equal rights'

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 31/05/2026

Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often,
but you are the greatest hero in American history.

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 26/05/2026

Me, every year after Harden's team inevitably crashes out:

Say the line Bart!

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 19/05/2026

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 18/05/2026

Oh I got a good one of these the other day –

Me googling You are not LaBeouf to find that clip from True Grit, Google AI took me very literally

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 15/05/2026

Lisa Simpson: He's just a regular John Travolta with a stupid, cheap hat!

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 15/05/2026

Time for a COLM-OFF!! A real "Battle of the Colms"

Colm Feore

Colm Meany

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 07/05/2026

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 24/04/2026

Joe do I have news for you

Alex Jones asking Elon Musk for help, after discovering Steve Mahanahan's Child Clown outlet -- screenshot originally posted by Ben Collins

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 24/04/2026

MFW

Andy Dufresne sitting contentedly on the roof after securing suds for his buds

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 22/04/2026

Star Wars Episode IX - The Dead Speak!

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 15/04/2026

Mayor Quimby in 'Sideshow Bob Roberts'

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 13/04/2026

OH, KENT, I'D BE LYING IF I SAID MY MEN WEREN'T COMMITTING CRIMES.

HMM, TOUCHE.

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 16/03/2026

Hoping this isn't relevant for too long

Anakin/Padme meme about hoping that the Stanley/schenn pair is just a temporary thing so Kesselring can rest and Stanley/Schenn can get used to the team/system and that they don't plan on riding Schenn as a full time guy

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 11/03/2026

Bam Adebayo? The solid two-way big?

Jim Downey meme

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 06/03/2026

Doing the thing: my9games.com/s/fb95a5c7e9...

My 9 Games:
EarthBound
Mario 64
Paychonauts
Super Mario World
Tecmo Super Bowl
Half-Life 2
Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
SimCopter
Final Fantasy VI

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 23/01/2026

Friendly Floyd

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 21/01/2026

Simpsons: NO, NO. DIG UP, STUPID

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 20/01/2026

Jigsaw quotes: I don't think you guys understand how expensive this is

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 19/01/2026

Farewell Coach Troops

From the Club Aqua I think you should leave sketch -- I actually want them to fire Beane more than I wanted them to fire McDermott

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 10/01/2026

They are referring to - I shit you not - DREAMCATCHER (2003).

Headline: Timothy Olyphant's Box Office Flop is Finally Being Recognized as a ear-Perfect Sci-Fi Flick

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 23/12/2025

Scientists are astounded as they watch me doze off to sleep normally despite my accidentally taking my ADHD medicine right before bed.

Bruce Banner - that's me secret, captain, I'm always sleepy (sleepy in place of angry)

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 19/12/2025

Well that's kind of two extremes The no. 1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go. (US #1 Left, Worldwide #1 Right)

Toy Story

Se7en

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 15/12/2025

if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Garfield

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 08/12/2025

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 27/11/2025

Toddler having fun on the lock screen 🫩

Computer at 1600% magnification

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 23/11/2025

Frankenstein (2025)

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 22/11/2025

[Getting my metaphors all mixed up] "Everyone was on board — passengers if you will."

Post game quote from someone on the Sabres: "we did it with everybody on board"

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 10/11/2025

Close enough! @qcrd.net

Community groups welcome slide from Saturday's USA-Canada Rivalry Series women's hockey game — "Queen City Derby" is welcomed.

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 08/11/2025

You Know, for Kids

Breakfast for dinner

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 28/10/2025

I was not exaggerating, btw

My draft results with Centers Embiid, Sabonis, Siakam (PF/C), Banchero (PF/C), Zubac, Vucevic, and J. Allen. I have by comparison 4 guards and 2 SFs.

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 28/10/2025

Homer Simpson: Crow Country? You can't eat that.

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 28/10/2025

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 28/10/2025

Simpsons x Indie Games time:

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 20/10/2025

Umihara Kawase

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 20/10/2025

Me, after getting shit for drafting 7 centers in my fantasy basketball league:"Everyone knows about Robinson and Duncan, the Twin Towers... What my roster pre-supposes is, what if you had nothing but towers?"

Eli Cash in The Royal Tennenbaums

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Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 19/10/2025

John Malkovich in "In the Line of Duty" talking on the phone

Corey Hart @ulanshad.net · 09/10/2025

But square-enix, why now? Why not 6 years ago?