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ukuleleslander.bsky.social

@ukuleleslander.bsky.social
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Just another alt account in the process of migrating from Twitter/X There will absolutely be nudity! And I will be frothing at the mouth over my boyfriend 😈

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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Howdy, it's my birthday :P
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A good buddy of mine let me try on one of his jocks so uhh Happy Jocktober!!
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy birthday!!! 🥳🎂🎈
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guess it's that time again #fcf
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Morning wood presented at an underside angle.Mirror picture of a naked chubby man barely lifting his belly while his dick is fully erect and pointed straight forwardPhoto of a naked chubby man with his hard dick pressed against the counter like he's hunping itBaked hairy chubby gut sitting in the counter to show off his ass
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's Tuesday, how about some tummy?
The camera angled upward from crotch view, showing a lot of bush, a fuzzy tummy,and some chest. Face is covered by a tongue out emoji sticker.
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I've been so damn horny lately. Please someone shoot a load down my throat.
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Another morning, another morning wood. I could use a hand
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Seriously, this guy is not going down. I need some help 😏
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I just woke up but this guy was already awake
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Another #fcf and someone should slide theirs down my throat 🤤
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Heard it's tummy Tuesday today
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Another horny day. Wish someone would slurp on my dick.
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's #fcf
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Been so horny lately. Someone come stuck on this please
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Woke up wishing someone was choking on my dick.
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
And here's the load from the day for ya as well #fcf
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Double #fcf from earlier this week when I got horny at work
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Some morning wood for #fcf
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Wood morning! I need some help this #fcf
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Wood morning to you all!
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My buddy guy me real horned to and told me to pull out my Fleshlight so I did
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Anime and nudes. What more could you ask for?
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Random butt pics from over the years
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Wood morning. I need some help with this. Any takers?
Morning wood in pajamasMorning wood in underwear Fully exposed morning wood
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Care for some time on this fine Tuesday evening?
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Oops Made a mess after a nap. Help me clean it up, will ya?
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
On vacation with some friends and woke up this morning with some wood that won't go down. Can you give me a hand or mouth?
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Me whenever my boyfriend takes off his shirt
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I've been saving a load for my boyfriend and I'm so horny this #fcf
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It's #fcf. Have some big bulges
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I don't show my ass often, but I'm a tease so here ya go
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Open wide and swallow it all
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Oops I made a mess. Too bad you weren't here to catch it.
Aftermath of a nice bate session with a decent sized cum load on a towel
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Feeling pretty horny today. I really need help taking care of this guy
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This won't go away. I need someone to drain me with their mouth
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
A horny morning thinking about humping my boyfriend. Won't be seeing him for a while so who can I hump until then? 😉
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Woke up from a nap after work and someone wanted to participate in #fcf
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Another load gone to waste, picture edition
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Another load gone to waste
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Got really horny thinking about sucking dick. I'll suck yours if you suck mine 😏
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Please ignore the mess in the background. Being snowed in has left me hella horny this #tummytuesday Just wish I was snowed in with my bf so he could take care of this for me
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I've been snowed in. I really need someone to take care of this
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Heard it's fat cock Friday
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Damn that felt good. I need some help cleaning this up. And volunteers?
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Been feeling really horny tonight. I need someone to swallow my load
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Got kinda horned up showing off a new pair of shorts to the bf and figured I'd share em for #tummytuesday
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Should've fed this load this to someone. Who wants the next one?
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This will not go down. Really need a hot throat this morning.
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ukuleleslander.bsky.social @ukuleleslander.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Would you mind if I just-
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