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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉

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Being an asshat is a choice. Don't. I block AI apologists, sus accounts, OFs, a-holes (racists, misogynists, LGBT-phobes, antisemites, rude rubes) and businesses (I'm here to shitPOST, not shitBUY). I'm here to yell at the void. I use ALT in my posts.

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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's the same picture
The Little Prince atop his asteroid.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is what I picture the "AI visionaries" are doing with their PCs when they make their silly claims.
A Tweet by Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo, 3h ago

"I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming."

The attached picture is a screenshot of the classic "pipes" screensaver from the days of Windows 98.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
These are the Pokédex entries for Yamask in their first appearance. From Bulbapedia:
This Pokémon was unavailable prior to Generation V. 

Pokémon Black: Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry. 

Pokémon White: These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages. Each retains memories of its former life. 

Black 2, White 2: These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves. Each retains memories of its former life. Origin

Yamask may be based on an Egyptian ba, a person's soul, typically depicted as a bird with a human head, or šwt, the shadow or silhouette of a person's soul, both appearing after the person's death. Its overall body shape is similar to the Eye of Horus. The mask on its tail is likely a death mask.

Galarian Yamask holds a clay tablet that may be based on runestones instead. It may also be based on a Deildegast, a Norwegian folklore spirit that is forced to haul around a boundary stone as punishment for moving one while it was alive. The fact that Galarian Yamask evolves into Runerigus after taking at least 49 HP in damage could be a reference to the antarābhava, a Buddhist concept of Purgatory after death and before reincarnation; this process of Buddhist Purgatory is said to last 49 days.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A Reddit conversation:

"Chimp absolutely rips him up and gets euthanized for doing so. Fuck this time-line."

"Damn, could that double-Harambe us?"

"I think we may be in the double digit Harambe's by now."
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A pair of white wolves, one wolf is derpily biting another one in the snout. The bitten one looks vaguely concerned and annoyed.

Captions read "No Moon Moon, not today".
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bummer, I already have it on Gog and the original discs...
Disappointed Squidward meme. Upper panels: Squidward prepares a folding beach chair with a smile, text reads "NEW DINO CRISIS ANNOUNCEMENT". Bottom panels: Squidward goes back with a slight frown, chair folded in his arms, text reads "IT'S NOT A NEW GAME NOR A REMAKE"
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The original "just according to keikaku" meme.

A still from Death Note featuring its protagonist, Light, with red eyes. He's thinking, the subtitles read "Just according to keikaku" below and "(Translator's note: keikaku means plan) above.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hide the pain Harold
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A screenshot from Pokémon Blue. "I'm a rambling, gambling dude!"
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Isn't this you?
A single panel from the graphic novel "Nimona", with a knight in dark armour and a prosthetic arm is shocked by a shark emerging from behind him yelling "I'M A SHARK!"

He yells "AAAAHH" in surprise.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Found on Reddit, a comment on a post about the a news article with this title "Irish man arrested in France after threatening to murder Jewish couple and invoking Hitler" #Israel #Ireland #France #Antisemitism
A Reddit comment by user bb5e8307, dated 6h ago:

"I just want to be clear—I love Irish people. I’m just against Irish nationalism. Irish people are great so long as they don’t support the existence of Ireland. That’s fascist!

Ireland is a white supremicist, Celtic supremacist and Catholic supremacist theocratic ethnostate. It was born in a war in which more British people were killed than Irish people, and early in its history 40,000 Protestants were kicked out or fled. Their descendants are still refugees, and will continue to be refugees in perpetuity until the Irish state ceases to exist.

Why can’t there be one state in the British isles? Why do Irish Catholics need their own state that privileges Irish Catholics over other people? From the Ocean to the Sea, the British Isles will be FREE!

Some people may think this is anti-Irish, but criticism of Irish nationalism is not anti-Celticism. People always say that criticism of Ireland is anti-Celtic. But why can’t I criticize the Irish state?"

It has 285 upvotes.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You were supposed to be a shitposting account, not truthposting.
Plastic Man saying "real" while eating a box labeled "powder that makes you say real"
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Plastic Man saying "real" meme.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Obligatory
A dapper skeleton holding a sign that reads "BE GAY DO CRIME!", a modification of a Thomas Nast political cartoon.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It was
A still from the movie "The Coneheads" with one of the the titular Coneheads at the dentist's mercies.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Reminds me of
A still from the movie "The Coneheads" with one of the titular Coneheads at the dentist mercies.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Like in Futurama!
Intro of Futurama's show-in-a-show "The Scary Door".
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm not Black and I'm not 'Murican but I ended up with the tradition of watching Black horror on the Juneteenth. Tonight's programme is "His House", about a refugee couple from South Sudan that finds themselves in an English town with a hidden evil lurking. I'm hyped, let's go!
Poster for the movie "His House".

The background is a partially torn wall with fading wallpaper with a very orange and cloudy sky behind.

A Black man and a Black woman sit across one another eating at a table, the man has a bandaged wrist. The floor is flooded, with water covering their ankles.

The text reads at the top "One of the best movies of the year - USA today". The bottom reads "For your consideration HIS HOUSE".
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Me too! But I like horror if you can tell 😅
Recent Letterbox'd activity: Hokum (two and a half stars), Ford Falcon Buen Estado (five stars and a like, rewatch), Fall (three and a half stars), Lee Cronin's The Mummy (Four and a half stars and a like).
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fuck FIFA, the USA and all, but... #Argentina
Guillermo Francella, famous Argentinian comedic actor, at the foot of a staircase draped in Argentinian flags. A banner in light-blue and white partially reads "Argentina" to the left.

Francella has a loose scarf in the colors of the Argentinian flag, black glasses, and is stretching his legs with his hands on his pockets in a vaguely suggestive manner.

The caption reads "¿Hermosa mañana, verdad?" which means "It's a beautiful morning, right?"
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
No GIF because it's apparently niche, "When Evil Lurks" by Demián Rugna. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
Poster for the movie "When Evil Lurks" directed by Demián Rugna.

It's completely tinted in red, except for the title in white and scratched lettering and the tagline "There's no point in praying" in small black letters.

The picture 80% of the cloudy, red, sky. Then grass, a farm with a wire-post fence. 

On the front of the poster, lower right, a pregnant woman with a baggie hoodie and scarf is holding an axe an inch from her forehead, sharp side towards her.

It's that kind of movie.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A moth you say? ㄥÄ爪卩
The "Change my mind" meme template, but the man is a man-sized moth now and the sign reads "Lamps are fucking sick, change my mind."
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It has one of my favorite panels ever.
A giant Lumberjack (actually a formerly recovering patient of Paul Bunyan's disease) punching out a Tyrannosaurus Rex as he climbs over a wall with barbed wire on top, blood and fangs flying out of the dino's mouth and staining his knuckles red. 

More giants in the background are fighting pterosaurs.

It's badass.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
He is a doctor, he is also a ninja. He's Dr. McNinja, and this is Judy the Gorilla, his very professional receptionist.
A cover of the first physical release issue of the webcomic "The Adventurs of Dr. McNinja", collecting the first three stories.

A child is in an operating room ready for surgery. The doctor is gloving up, he has a sky-mask covering his face, a tie, a stethoscope around his neck, and rolled over his shirt's sleeves. Oh, and he has a sheathed katana on his back.

He's the titular Dr. McNinja. 

His bubble thought reads: "I have no idea what my gorilla receptionist is saying, but I DO know that this boy has PAUL BUNYAN'S DISEASE, and if I don't operate RIGHT NOW, he'll transform into a GIANT LUMBERJACK!"

Outside the windows of the double doors to the OR a gorilla is knocking on the glass with a frenetic look on her face, she says "OOK! OOK! AH AH!"

A text-box helpfully translates this as "DOCTOR! RAPTOR RIDING BANDITS ARE RAVAGING THE TOWN!"
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Am I too late?
A cover of the first physical release issue of the webcomic "The Adventurs of Dr. McNinja", collecting the first three stories.

A child is in an operating room ready for surgery. The doctor is gloving up, he has a sky-mask covering his face, a tie, a stethoscope around his neck, and rolled over his shirt's sleeves. Oh, and he has a sheathed katana on his back.

He's the titular Dr. McNinja. 

His bubble thought reads: "I have no idea what my gorilla receptionist is saying, but I DO know that this boy has PAUL BUNYAN'S DISEASE, and if I don't operate RIGHT NOW, he'll transform into a GIANT LUMBERJACK!"

Outside the windows of the double doors to the OR a gorilla is knocking on the glass with a frenetic look on her face, she says "OOK! OOK! AH AH!"

A text-box helpfully translates this as "DOCTOR! RAPTOR RIDING BANDITS ARE RAVAGING THE TOWN!"
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I made this meme a while ago and you made me think of it.
Thragg from the show Invincible holding the late emperor Argall's skull. He looks upset. 

"Really? Right in front of my emotional support skull?"
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I regret nothing.
A Bluesky thread. 

Steve Jones, Space Teacher @mrjonesspace.bsky.social:

At 4:45 AM EDT tonight the Moon will reach full illumination for the second time this month. 
This will also be a “micro moon” as it occurs at apogee, the point in the moon’s elliptical orbit when it is farthest from the Earth, therefore appearing smaller than usual. 
Get out and look up!
🔭

(Picture of the full moon attached) 

Me, replying: So it would be a micro blue moon?

Him: Yep!

Me: A Smurf Moon then, if you will.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Same.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I would rather not doxx myself but here's an artists depiction.
A smiling stick figure.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Damned men, they ruined masculinity. Completely unironic, BTW. "A few bad apples spoilt the barrel" kinda deal.
Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons complaining that Scots ruined Scotland.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Am I out of touch? I'm sure I use the right slang. It's them kids are wrong!
Skinner from The Simpsons contemplating his being out of touch before blaming the new generation for being wrong.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Also from reddit.
The "Akakichi no Eleven" (hand on shoulder) meme with a DLSS ON gag on it. Half the picture is the original anime frame, the rest is photorealistic.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
From futurama, an advertisement with dog bowl with chow on it. The background is made of red and dark red rays coming from behind the bowl.

The text reads "NEW! Bachelor Chow - Now with flavor!"
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
A picture of lawyer Clarence Darrow with his quote "All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Tardigrades did nothing wrong. Sea urchins, on the other hand...
A close-up of a sea urchin, in all its Sarlacc-y, unholy glory.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Some babirusas get done by their own tusks growing into their heads. So, there's that.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I like horror, can you tell?
Four movie posters from my recent Letterboxd activity, from most recent to least: "Ugly Stepsister" a Norwegian horror film taking a new spin on the old Cinderella story, "28 years later" from Danny Boyle, "Megan 2.0" and "Jurassic Park".
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I'll leave you with the wisdom of Saitama.
Saitama, from One-Punch Man, commenting on hate-mail:

"Here's a guy with free time."
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The sexy pose:
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Is that a threat?
A belligerent gnome about to slap some shit.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
These are mine.
My 4 top pick of movies in Letterboxd.

In order: The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, Dawn of the Dead (original) Spirited Away, Kill Bill: the Whole Bloody Affair.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Reminds me of "Mythbusters". DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
The banner for Mythbusters, saying "DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME".
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@kim-hu.com Holy cow looks like I've never uploaded this to the Internet before so I def can't doxx myself by sharing this. I heard you like skulls, so you'll half-like this! I made it like 20 years ago in school and I used the real thing as reference (belongs to a medic family member).
An anatomical drawing of a skull with missing jaws and skull-top. There are some creative licenses with the coloring (the inside is colored red, but it's a clearly old as the bone on the outside is a yellowish brown rather than white).
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@kim-hu.com I heard that your timeline was bad today, let me help. This is how you seal a leaky bucket.
A chonky baby seal in an orange bucket on some grass, the seal has its eyes closed in a peaceful expression as if smiling.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Literally this.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The cover for "El libro de arena" (The book of sand) by Jorge Luis Borges.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Homer's makeup gun in action.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Don't judge me, ok? I did it in a minute... And I haven't drawn for real in years I tell you. Lizards are hard, ok? Also, Saitama is supposed to be grinding his teeth in a grimace... Just look away.
A crude drawing of Saitama about to fight Godzilla, but he forgot his wallet and is worried and grinding his teeth.
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Andrei (Wordsmith of ¢5 words) - 🇦🇷 🧉 @ukrainian-aimhack.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The PFP in question.
The Blu Spy, from videogame Team Fortress 2, holding his own severed head kept alive by Medic's mad science. He's fine, just a bit grumpy.
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