Christopher @ukp1fd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026WTF! Did they take in pairs or have you got 7 orphaned socks. 110
Christopher @ukp1fd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Nice legs and a bubble butt. That’s a lot of work - well done 220
Christopher @ukp1fd.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Agreed, I’ll give it a miss. Thanks for reaching out ❤️ 000
Christopher @ukp1fd.bsky.social · 27/01/2026At 45-deg C, indoors is probably the safest place to be, but dicks out at the beach 🥰 110
Christopher @ukp1fd.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Your eyebrow is trying to send Morse code. Blink twice if it’s asking for coffee or once for a nap. 110
