Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 1mHis first job (having trained as a lawyer he never actually practiced) was as bag-carrier [fluffer] for Dominic “Dover-Calais crossing” Raaaaaaab. That’s all you really need to know about the tedious little wanker. 100
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 9hYes, because he’d previously told his chosen constituents that their constituency was a shit-hole. And he forgot. 000
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 13hA strictly proportional allocation today would yield the following seats (yes, it’s just a bit of horrific “fun” to consider) Labour: 173; Reform UK: 151; Conservative: 125; Green: 66; Liberal Democrat: 65; Other: 47; SNP: 18; Plaid Cymru: 5. Think of the damage that ultra-right bloc could do. 001
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 22h“Good boy!”static.klipy.comVladimir Putin Makes a ToastALT: Vladimir Putin Makes a Toast 010
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 22h“I endorse this message!”static.klipy.comNigel Farage Says 'Up The Ra'ALT: Nigel Farage Says 'Up The Ra' 110
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 23hSo we’ll have a man with Huguenot roots who has half German children (and a French partner), and a woman with African roots and a Scots/Irish origin husband leading an ultra-racist, English-nationalist government funded by foreigners and tax-migrants, and with allegiance to Russia. Satire anyone? 110
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 23hAnd I’d put money on the idea that they will come to an “arrangement” at the next GE where they don’t split the vote in crucial marginals and take a share in government as a reward if they win enough seats together to overturn the Labour majority. 210
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He said “you have ALREADY perjured yourself!” He was doing a lap of honour with his pants found his ankles before he’d even heard the answer. A total incompetent and a liar! 010
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That failed “gotcha” was hilarious but also highly disturbing as was Darlene Graham’s pathetic attempt. There should be consequences for this level of ineptitude and corruption. 010
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Cos I’m just a senile dirt-bag baby come and watch Natalie changing me…”static.klipy.comDonald Trump's Signature Dance MovesALT: Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves 000
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The people who convinced us that “we don’t want to be ruled by unelected [sic] bureaucrats in Brussels” are now telling us that we want to be owned by unnamed crypto fascists [sic], tax avoiders and brutal foreign kleptocracies. 18320
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Dubai Three? Wilson, Kepple, and Betty without the laughs or the racial sensitivity. 010
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026But a “useful” one. I think she’s also deeply cynical and calculating. 130
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Absolutely this. Remember Suella’s recent, “helpful” contribution to the narrative. 1162
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And the electors have been swallowing it. Like Trump she’s not the problem, she’s the symptom of a country that’s lost half its mind. 000
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Despite what we may “want” I’m afraid no one is coming. It’s far too late for all that. That’s the reality. 100
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No idea but he’s stood down from the leadership. That’s the story. I just read it. 000
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yes and the problem there is lots of your armed fellow Americans would rather help ICE if push came to shove. 140
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Who is going to enforce it? The people who voted for Trump smashed all the guard-rails when they did it. It would be just as easy now, to hold him accountable as it would be for the Iranian people or the Russians, the Chinese or the North Koreans to hold their leaders accountable. 2253
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yep since the American people, in their wisdom, gift-wrapped the country and handed it to him along with all the lawyers, guns and money the question of what he’s “allowed” to do has become a bit redundant. 1485
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That he was resigning as leader. I loathe these swine without limit but it’s not really that much of a story. Resigned due to pressure of work. 100
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Needs to consider”? What like: “Need to consider if dousing your head in petrol and lighting a match might undermine your well being” ? 000
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I saw him at one of his first London gigs in May 1980 at the Ritzy Cinema, Brixton - I knew I was in the presence of true comic genius. He was untouchable from the start. 010
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"He said that despite suffering feelings of overwhelming sadness and crippling lethargy he was fortunately able to carry on doing his job…. In none of the accounts I saw was there a hint that his depression might actually have been caused by all the spinning and manipulating he was doing." 281
Reposted by Albedo 0.12Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I apologize for the triggering content of this video. I just want to make sure the truth gets told if I can and yes, all seven of these monsters should be buried under a prison somewhere. #USDemocracy 79059
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026« Natalie’s job’s safe! »static.klipy.comBrooker2xALT: Brooker2x 000
Reposted by Albedo 0.12S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sorry, not sorry. The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist. 1002127182538
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026But the fact the President actually is a convicted rapist and self-confessed paedophile is…. 010
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026« Ok Simon, let’s just get a byline photo for the article. » 000
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The daughter of Sir Alastair Edgcumbe James Dudley-Williams, 2nd Baronet sounded self-satisfied? Always thought she was a bit dodgy knowing that she was sacked from the Sun for sending « inappropriate messages » to… Piers Morgan. 071
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh the Bravermans are dangerous, right-wing ideologues. They belong to a bonkers religious cult and to a neo-fascist and are as thick as they’re nasty. They are clueless. 000
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yes - but also remember that they were trying to « atone » for the fact that they played Sun City, several times in 1984 breaking the UN cultural boycott of Apartheid also using the: we’re not a political band - schtick to justify it. If social media had existed then they’d have been booted off!theguardian.comThe sins of St FreddieBefore we get too misty-eyed with Live Aid nostalgia, remember what Queen got up to just months before. 120
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That’s STILL over 100 million adults. Only 77 million actually voted for the pig in 24. It’s hopeless isn’t it? 100
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Simon Hoare MP (a friend of JRM) says he had to explain to Mogg at Oxford why the loaf of Mother’s Pride he’d left on his radiator in a plastic bag had turned green and furry. I guess Mogg assumed it was just a miraculous proof of transubstantiation. The ruling class eh, gawd bless em!static.klipy.comJacob Rees Mogg laughALT: Jacob Rees Mogg laugh 030
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh - I thought they elected a guy who was a convicted fraudster, rapist, suspected paedophile and wife-murderer, a racist, sadist, thick-as-shit, draft-dodging coward and liar who mocked US veterans and openly made fun of the disabled. Wrong guy? 000
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Richard Curtice and Emma Freud are probably finishing the screenplay right now. 000
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I suspect I know where this will go…static.klipy.comDemocracy: Bald Man in White HoodieALT: Democracy: Bald Man in White Hoodie 000
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is really not a great look. « My dad’s a life-long, unrepentant sociopath, who has caused immeasurable harm to millions of people through his hateful decisions but Daddy supports his little girl’s career so that’s ok then. » 000
Albedo 0.12 @ukejay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There’s an old joke « At the liberation of France there were 40,000,000 Frenchmen. 40,000,001 of them had been in The Résistance. » 140
