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Nick W

@ukefc.bsky.social
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Everton. STH Upper South. OMD. Dogs. Scuba diving. Normal.

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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 7h
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Good Night Baby
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 7h
😂 first time she’s bought it.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 7h
What’s u5 lad?
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 7h
Stinks, mate. I’ll be using the coconut shower gel provided by the Airbnb.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 8h
Grae, you mean a lot to me mate, and you’re a top bloke. Don’t think otherwise.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 8h
Of all the soaps the wife could’ve picked up from the massive Tesco in Abergele, she got this one. Stinks before it’s even been opened.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 8h
Sometimes less is more 😂
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 8h
Impressed me with that like. Like you know exactly what you’re talking about.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 8h
DO IT!
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 8h
Better man than me 👏🏻
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 9h
I’ve warned you Fister
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 9h
😂 I’m half cut by the time I get there around 14:30 after being on the all inclusive on county road, so it’s all a bit of a whirlwind of saying hello, exchanging insults and then getting off to the stand.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 9h
Go for it. 3 I reckon.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 9h
Have we met there?
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 9h
I like jam but spoils a good custard slice
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 9h
Who are you lad?
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 9h
What did they label yours as?
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 9h
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Mila Stauffer's Whatever Eye Roll
ALT: Mila Stauffer's Whatever Eye Roll
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 9h
They’d have a field day with love thy neighbour
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 9h
Photo evidence doesn’t support that, but I’ll take your word for it. 4.5/10
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 10h
Must be boring being a content bot
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 10h
Snowflakes. Obviously have no idea, or not interested in, context.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 10h
It’s got me too 😂
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 10h
That’s more like it
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 10h
Did they say you’re pregnant?
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 10h
Were those sausages cooked on a radiator? No bacon? Incinerated black pudding? 3/10
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 10h
😂
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 11h
I thought it was because he’s only got you on the outer ring…… how are he! Regarding wools - that’s him in wool central.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 11h
Uh oh
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 11h
😂
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 11h
Ate it all. Would have been easier taking the bottom half off though. All over the place when it squeezes out
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 12h
Size of that
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 16h
Ah, the classic Carling head, on the right
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 17h
Cheers
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 19h
😂
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 19h
Hates his coat.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 21h
Lovely
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 21h
Used to when I was 18 😂
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 21h
Will be in Benidorm two weeks today. Already talk about the airport lounge before we fly. Might have to pass on that and save myself for when I get there.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 22h
Airport security: always someone who reaches the trays shocked to learn jackets, shoes, belts and watches exist. Same people at Aldi who get to the till amazed they have to pay, then excavate a purse and start counting out £1 coins and shrapnel. How do they function?
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 23h
Southern Comfort with lime and lemonade
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😂
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Live and let live, unless it’s a parasite
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, so this is why he’s left
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do tell
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s not me. I’m in an Airbnb in Wales and the owner who lives next door has been feeding them for 25 years. Looks like dry dog food, but a lot bigger.
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great to see
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The badgers have arrived
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any interesting developments?
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Nick W @ukefc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That could be many people
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